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October 20, 2005

“Turn To The Left, Please”

Earle got his perp-walk.

"Now Ronnie Earle has the mugshot he wanted," DeGuerin said, referring to the Travis County district attorney who brought the charges [against former House Leader, Tom Delay]. …

DeGuerin said he and DeLay went to the sheriff's office in Houston because it was convenient and because "I wanted to avoid the circus."

"That's what Ronnie (Earle) wanted. He wanted a perp walk and we did not want to do it," the defense attorney said.

The mugshot is really the only interesting part, how Delay handled it (The Smoking Gun has a larger version.)

He has a wide, freshman-yearbook smile going on; suit and tie, shiny little lapel pin - actually a very good photo. He’s the insurance salesman from the corporate newsletter, the one who had the big month and won the trip to Tampa.

‘The funny’ is that everyone knows he’s really pissed as hell, having to suffer the indignity on a BS charge. Still, short-lived irony factor aside, you don’t want a ‘Tawny Kitaen’ angry/stupefied scowl following you all throughout history. The smile means this photo will eventually blend in with all the others of this politician. Good call.

Update: And if you were wondering, 'Hey, where are all the little numbers at the bottom?,' (y'know, that little touch that tips us off we're looking at an actual mugshot), CNN tells us Delay was smart enough to turn himself over to a county that recently stopped doing that.

Well played indeed, Mr. Delay.


posted by Dr. Reo Symes at 05:58 PM
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Its a "What're you gonna do?" moment.
Like when you get a parking ticket, but they suspended the alternate side rules that day. Its bullshit, but you have to take a day and go down to court to make 'em see reason.

Posted by: Iblis on October 20, 2005 06:03 PM

What would have been even better is a double finger guns pose with that cheshire cat grin..

Posted by: Radical Centrist on October 20, 2005 06:04 PM

I still think he shoulda given them the Nick Nolte-style mugshot: wild-ass hair, tropical shirt, and a beery stink that is apparent even in a picture beamed out over the internet. That would be a mug shot for the ages. He could run that sucker on campaign posters during the next election with that picture and a caption that says, "Look what Ronnie Earle made me do!"

But no: DeLay might be posing for some Rotary Club annual or something. Dude, there are standards to be kept up for mugshots!

(Although I do like the dual finger-gun thing. That would have been cool too.)

Posted by: Monty on October 20, 2005 06:12 PM

Thanks, Ace!

Of course, I could have been the victim of the Stupid User Syndrome. It's related to the avian flu.

Posted by: Maranna on October 20, 2005 06:22 PM

I'd use that as _my_ advertising picture.

"I'll fight the corruption" yada yada

Much like the nuclear protestors and other leftists have always thought that the nominal overnight jail stay was 'cred'.

Posted by: Al on October 20, 2005 06:54 PM

Another smart move, his lawyer is a Democrat.

Posted by: scott on October 20, 2005 07:11 PM

Tawny Kitaen reference. The esteemed Dr. Symes is indeed well steeped in the lore of Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: See-Dubya on October 20, 2005 07:15 PM

What a badass. Unreal.

Posted by: Charles on October 20, 2005 07:45 PM

Don't forget the profile, Ed!

Posted by: Knemon on October 20, 2005 07:47 PM

I was surprised at the smiles... guy is a better pol than I thought he was.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 20, 2005 07:54 PM

I hope this signals a new GOP response to the criminalization of conservatism.

Ronnie Earle doesn't really expect to win. He doesn't have a case. It's really about smear, innuendo, and negative photo ops. Howard Dean has signalled that this is the new DNC-approved tactic, and the RNC had better develop a counter-tactic. Good humor is a start. And from the Hammer, of all people.

And then, when the charges are thrown out, he should show Ronnie how he got the nickname.

Posted by: lyle on October 20, 2005 08:11 PM

I think a real, in-your-face move would be for DeLay to use that shot as his official 2006 re-election campaign photo.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick on October 20, 2005 08:33 PM

I have never been a Tom Delay fan, but that is indeed well played. Maybe the guy is cooler than I've given him credit for being.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on October 20, 2005 09:00 PM

I am sending Mr Delays reelection campaign $100. I wish I could afford more. When he is vindicated Democrats had been run for cover. Payback on this one is going to be a real Bitch!

Posted by: Lisa on October 20, 2005 09:08 PM

Thanks, Ace!

Yeah, Ace, thanks from me too. Glad to see you're posting more so I don't have to read that Reo guy.

Posted by: Michael on October 20, 2005 09:22 PM

OT, but that's a pretty hot new ad there.

Posted by: someone on October 20, 2005 10:33 PM

Does Ronnie Earle realize how badly he got punked on this one?

Appearing to post bail in Harris County (without the numbers board) was just fookin' brilliant.

It's the first time I've felt anything close to optimism regarding the GOP in the last month or so.

Perhaps this will be the beginning of the GOP figuring out that running around with peckers in hand does not lead to effective leadership.

Posted by: JD on October 20, 2005 11:23 PM

Awesome. I am going to try to work that picture into a post soon.

Posted by: Will Franklin on October 20, 2005 11:47 PM

Some speculation that he didn't want a "grouchy faced" mug shot floatin around during his re-election campaign. Smart. The pin on his lapel is a "US House of Representatives" pin.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 21, 2005 09:06 AM

15-love, Mr. Delay. Service remains with Mr. Earle.

Not bad for a former bug exterminator.

Posted by: Tongueboy on October 21, 2005 11:37 AM

Not bad for a former shudder bug exterminator.

WTF happened?

Posted by: Tongueboy on October 21, 2005 11:38 AM

That's right Commrads...keep your misguided faith in the party line even as your house of cards come crashing down about your ears. The Republican Party needs good soldiers like you, who follow and obey blindly. You don't have to question or even think...the Party will do that for you.

Posted by: Dane Mathis on October 22, 2005 12:26 PM

Well, Dane, while I do not want to see a man get railroaded by a liberal hack, don't really care what happens to Delay.
(Or Rove and Libby, for that matter.)

It won't change a thing. I'll still be the happy warrior and you'll still be the angry, bitter loser that needs to post on righty blogs and vent your frustration for the repeated failures of your cocksucking friends on the Left.

Are we clear, Dane? Or do I need to draw a map for you, retartd?


(Dang!, That Sortelli is a bad influence on me.)

Posted by: Bart on October 22, 2005 12:57 PM
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