When I have daughters (I guess I have to date first), they will be locked up tighter than the gold in Fort Knox until they turn 18, upon which they will join a convent.

Like nuking a site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Was he winning?

Yeah he was winning...he kept telling him the "one eyed jack" he kept in his pants was "wild" and "trumped all their aces".

Joe called round to ask me, would I do a favor?
While he’s gonna be out of town
He says his girl needs company, she gets so restless
Would I keep her safe and sound?
Softly, softly in the night
Why, you can guess the rest...
Now these shoes fit all too well
Standing in for joe
Standing in for joe
I’m standing - in for joe

Joe said we’ve been friends so long
That I would be the one he would trust with his life
And now those words roll ’round my brain
As darkness falls, as I turn out his bedroom light
Who could resist her tender charms?
So the story goes...
This actor he plays all the parts
Standing in for joe

"him" = "them" in above post.

This Hawaiian coffee is good, but I'm still half asleep.

A dirty minded scoundrel parents should be more careful whom the hire to babysit their kids

When I was growing up, no guys babysat unless they were your older brother.

"I think I'll call up C.C. DeVille from Poison. He seems to have that air of trustworthiness I look for in a gentleman chaperone."

If you're going to ask someone from Poison to babysit, you may as well ask Rikki Rockett. If you can't trust a guy with that sort of name around your 12-year-old daughter, who can you possibly trust?

1. Article says the girls were under twelve. Which kind of makes this...something else.

2. What nineteen year old boy babysits? Isn't that pretty much a girl's job? And by age nineteen they're usually not even doing that job anymore.

Its just weird. The real story is probably worse than this sounds at face value.

Jeez, suck the air out of the funny balloon.

lauraw's right, rare to get a girl to babysit about the age of 16 - they have more interesting social lives than we do. a driver's license usually signals the end of a babysitter's career.

"I need someone to squire around my girlfriend when I'm away"

[batting eyelashes]

Oh, like you wouldn't love the idea even more than I would.

Oh, like you wouldn't love the idea even more than I would.

You mean ace actually getting a girlfriend, don't you?

Dude, you guys got it all wrong.
You didn't even bother reading the story.
It says I exposed myself several times...that's because those girls were winning.
I mean, every time I went 'all in', they called. Ever since they started putting that World Series from Vegas on tv, everyone's a pro.
Hell, it wasn't until we chugged some Snapple and Valu-Rite Vodka (yeah, thanks again for that tip, Ace, the young chicks DO love that drink) and switched over to 'Spin The Bottle' that my luck began to change...