"Make Love, Not War?"

I think you mean "Rest in Peace."

Yes I do, damnit.

Hey, I know the name of the album at least. Not that I own it.

You know what would make this show so much better though, really?

Actually have David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, and Gary-What's-His-Name-Again? competing on the show, along with no-names that threaten their position.

THAT would be frickin' hilarious.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. Blind Melon would be good, but my money's on Journey. They'll need to find somebody to replace Steve Perry.

Wait, what's that? Steve Perry already left? Than who's that guy who sounds JUST LIKE STEVE PERRY?

Bizarre.

VH's manager says it's nonsense. (Scroll down a quarter of the way.)

I'd pay to see Rock Star: Sublime. Of course, the show would just be a continuous series of bleeps.

I'm dubious...

Sorry to sound like such a fanboy, but Eddie Van Halen would never go for this. This rumor is pretty stale too...

If monkey do fly out of my butt, however, my website going to turn into ROCK STAR Central.

Everybody is missing the big picture here.

Why settle for replacing 1 band member when you could replace two or more?

I present to you: Rock Star- The Beatles.

McCartney, Ringo, Yoko and Olivia Harrison act as celebrity judges as contestants vie for the open seats of John and George, and their chance to join the BIGGEST BAND EVAH!!!

Couldn't you see it? The winner gets the Lennon spot (and a chance to write songs with Paul), the 2cd place finisher gets the Harrison spot, and gets to play guitar in relative anonymity.

And Ringo finally gets a steady gig again.

I'd watch.

Hmmm, I'd bet the winner would think they'd have to take Yoko...

In that case, no one will sign up...

And, of course Jack, immediately after the band gets together, Yoko breaks them up again.

C*nt.

Yep, but with fan voting they would essentally be stuck sabotaging their own chances, lol.

Or angling to finish second.

It would be sort of funny to watch a reality TV show where all the contestants wanted to finish second.

Or, maybe we could have a show where the audience votes on which band Yoko should "insert" herself into to break-up.

I vote for Cold Play...

Hmm...Coldplay is a good pick.

I think I'd vote for the Rolling Stones, though.

Let Yoko then be known for breaking up the two biggest bands of all time.

But they're, you know, f'n' Van Halen, aren't they?

They haven't been f'n' Van Halen for about 21 years now.

I question the timing. Oh, wait, wrong thread. I think I still beat Dave to it though. ;^)

I'm waiting for them to make Klesmer Star: The Kaballa Bums, where a has-been Jewish Klesmer band is in search of a new screech clarinetist. Now THAT would f-ing ROCK MAN!

Don't Stone Temple Pilots need a new singer/songwriter too? I know the current one's not dead, but it's not long before his next heroin rehab.

Maybe just a back-up guy.

What about" Rock Star: The Germs"? Huh?

The guy from Extreme was a good singer before VH, but for some reason they seemingly had him sing as much like Sammy Hagar as he could on the album he did. It was bizarre and very disappointing.

What about Sublime? Their lead singer is dead - I think they've been preforming and recording as the Long Beach Dub All Stars since. Of course, I doubt they have a song suitable for network television.

What about Rock Star:Sex Pistols
Find a new bassist who could play a few chords and spit and cuss and have that safety pin inserted into his cheek that certain way.
Not to mention a girlfriend with a herion habit almost as bad his own.

people outisde of mississippi have heard of blind melon...and like them?

Brave new world, this is...

Is there any truth to the rumor that ex-Journey lead singer is gay?