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October 20, 2005

I'm Rubber, You're Glue: Iran Claims That Britain Is Behind Iraq Bombings

Among the many consequences of this much-longer and much-bloodier-than-expected war in Iraq is that Iran knows we're pinned down and can't deal with them more firmly.

Which I'm sure is one of the reasons they continue smuggling weapons and bomb-makers into Iraq.

I am at least heartened by the example of Michael in The Godfather. One day -- and may that day come sooner than later -- the situation in Iraq will stabilize, and our troops will have a year or so to rest up and replenish and retrain. Recruiting will improve greatly, and the American War Machine will be back up to 90% strength.

Not saying we should invade. But Iran would undoubtedly be better behaved if they knew we could -- if we really felt like it -- begin bombing all of their government offices, army barracks, tanks, and police stations.

I doubt the American public would support a full-fledged invasion. But perhaps they'd support a cruise-missile and stealth bomber campaign at complete destabilization of a country.

Superficially a nastier campaign than the one in Iraq, where we set out to replace the crippled government after ejecting the old one. But the rebuilding there has been too costly and too bloody to attempt again. Better to just reduce a country to a state of absolute anarchy and let the locals figure things out for themselves.

Yeah, I know, supposedly there's this progressive-minded populace that wants to seize power. But we've been waiting on that for a while. Maybe they need a little help to get the ball rolling.

And hopefully they'll get it.

Question: Not sure about this... but what would military-minded people think about just air-dropping in crates of guns, grenades, and radios into a country we don't like very much, and which rules by force?

What if suddenly a lot of military weaponry began finding its way into the hands of civilians? Sure, the Iranian military would seize a lot of of it, but no big deal, as they've got as many guns and grenades as they could want.

Radios would be key too. Not only to allow communication between possible revolutionaries, of course, but to give helpful tips to American warplanes that might be overhead at any time.


posted by Ace at 11:43 AM
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But perhaps they'd support a cruise-missile and stealth bomber campaign at complete destabilization of a country.

How about a giant magnifying glass out of the top of the space shuttle? You could instantly turn the bad guys into little piles of ashes and wouldn't have to worry about expensive bombs and laser guided equipment. Hell, any 7 year old kid could do it and we could pay him in M&M's and Mountain Dew.

Posted by: compos mentis on October 20, 2005 11:53 AM

Fear not. We have more than enough power at our disposal to attack Iran. DOD proved it by mobilizing ALL its carrier groups a few months ago. If we can still get them underway for maneuvers and fully staffed with pilots and the like (and we did), we can send them over to the Gulf of Oman and play havoc with Tehran.

Posted by: Shralp on October 20, 2005 12:06 PM

There is no way the American people will be for an invasion of Iran, even though we probably need to.

AS far as dropping weapons, nice idea in theory, but the Congress would just never go for it, and we all know what happens when we try and do those things covertly.

Iran is bad. Real bad. It would take a PR campaign with TV commercials actually showing young girls hanging in the square for having had sex and the results of torture of anyone not following Islam. THEN, MAYBE, the American people would go for it.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on October 20, 2005 12:12 PM

Not sure about this... but what would military-minded people think about just air-dropping in crates of guns, grenades, and radios into a country we don't like very much, and which rules by force?

And we could train the locals in the art of manufacturing improvised explosive devices. We could smuggle explosives across the border too!

Posted by: Yogimus on October 20, 2005 12:19 PM

The only way you incite popular discontent beyond the current low boil is to make the people fear our reaction to the mullahs transgressions.

My suggestion is to take any Iranians found in Iraq making trouble and load them into a Stealth bomber and drop them in central Tehran from about 2000 feet. I think that gets the message across on a lot of levels, don't you?

Posted by: spongeworthy on October 20, 2005 12:37 PM

"There is no way the American people will be for an invasion of Iran, even though we probably need to."

Um, no offense to us all, but last I checked the "American people" don't get a vote on that. Neither does the press. And Congress only sets a war's budget.

If the President decides, then the decision is made, come what may til Jan. 2009. One hopes the mullahs are clear on that.

Hoping for the best, but not counting on it,
tex

Posted by: tex on October 20, 2005 12:42 PM

"Better to just reduce a country to a state of absolute anarchy and let the locals figure things out for themselves."

That didn't turn out well in Cambodia.

I think you underestimate the public appetite, even the ability to stomach, another war (okay, an extension of the current war) this year, next year or next decade.

That's not to say some cloak-and-dagger shit isn't called for - and I'm sure it's already started.

Posted by: Knemon on October 20, 2005 12:45 PM

"If the President decides, then the decision is made, come what may til Jan. 2009."

Yes and no. As you note, the Congress controls a war's budget. Set the budget at zero (1975, anyone?) and you stop, or prevent, the war.

Anyone seriously proposing an invasion of Iran, or even bombardment intended not solely for disarmament purposes a la Desert Fox, but for psychological effect, is smoking crack. It's just not gonna happen.

(watch me be proved wrong in the future, I'm sure ...)

Posted by: Knemon on October 20, 2005 12:49 PM

"That didn't turn out well in Cambodia."

Reducing their government to a sate of anarchy, that is.


Hasn't worked in Canada either.

Posted by: Whitehall on October 20, 2005 05:21 PM

"That didn't turn out well in Cambodia."

Reducing their government to a state of anarchy, that is.


Hasn't worked in Canada either.

Posted by: Whitehall on October 20, 2005 05:21 PM

we sort of did that in Afghanstan in the '80s along with sending in CIA guys to train them. It helped kick the Soviets out, but then we know what happened to Afghanistan afterwards. The difference now is (hopefully) we won't let a basket case of a country metastasize into Terroristan again.

Posted by: UGAdawg on October 20, 2005 06:42 PM

“Bombing all of their government offices, army barracks, tanks, and police stations”

The financial cost of such action won't be much for you, but what about its moral cost or human cost?



How much more should Iranian nation suffer from US oppression?? The Iranian nation has not forgiven your support of Saddam Hussain during 8 years of imposed war on Iran. We did not forget the financial support of Arab countries and American and European military aids, how USA gave several loans to Saddam Hussain, giving him the opportunity to buy more arms from the west. We did not forget the unforgivable silence of human rights orgs while Saddam was testing different effects of his chemical weapons on civilians. We did not forget how US and German firms gave raw materials of the chemical bombs to him.

We did not forget how your country and UK expelled Great Reza Shah Pahlavi. We did not forget the illegal re-installation of Mohammad Reza Shah in 1953 by CIA.

And now after passing all these sad pages of history of US brutal behavior towards Iranian nation, you want to tear up Iran?!

Now that by removing Saddam, The US president corrected the mistakes, that Reagan Administration made, and the region is moving towards stability and democracy, what can destabilize Iran, or as you said "reducing her to a state of absolute anarchy", give you except grave insecurity in the whole Middle East?!

If "your" American public do not know how to have a constructive approach towards Iran, I do not blame them but I expect them not to be this much destructive.

May Ahura Mazda protect Iran, Iranian nation, from rancor, from foes, from falsehood, and from drought

Posted by: Stormy on October 20, 2005 08:37 PM

Piss off Stormy. Once you lay just a little bit of the responsibility for Iran's current predicament on the Iranians, then you might have a point. Iran is a festering cesspool with genocidal leaders who are slowly destroying the country.

Iran was our enemy when Saddam invaded Iran. We do not weep for our enemies when they experience hardship. Just at we did not concern ourselves too much with the treatment of the German prisoners of war taken at Stalingrad by the Soviets.

Once Iraq has been dealt with, if Iran does not play nice, it will get dealt with.

Posted by: CC on October 20, 2005 09:34 PM

More parinoid amounst the iranian nut cases weird anything to blame the infedels

Posted by: spurwing plover on October 20, 2005 09:45 PM

We dropped two-dollar stamped-metal single shot handguns in Axis occupied territories during WWII. (Search: liberator 45. ACP.) By all means we should drop them into Iran by the millions. The idea is that people who find them can use them to kill an Axis/Iranian soldier and take his more powerful weapons. No increase in danger to U.S. troops when we enter because the bad guys already have much more effective arms.

Posted by: Alec on October 20, 2005 10:19 PM

Set the budget at zero (1975, anyone?) and you stop, or prevent, the war.

Yes, $zero winds things down. But would a Republican Congress starve our troops, even as those troops supervise reconstruction in Tehran? Doesn't seem likely.

Or does anyone here think war with the mullahs would drag on interminably, due to trench-warfare standoffs, or timidity, or... other?

In Vietnam a hard-charging Communist superpower kept the war going by proxy -- ineffectively, but they kept it going. My question is: If the mullahs fall -- and a lot of Iranians would love to see them fall very, very flat -- what superpower then sends in the proxy?

I mean, who's left?

? [...tumbleweeds...] ?

God bless America. :-)
tex

Posted by: tex on October 20, 2005 11:27 PM
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