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October 18, 2005
"warning: desturbing facist imagry/contents"This is a joke. A really, really long, involved, and detailed joke. Right? (h/t to LT Smash) posted by Harry Callahan at 11:59 PM
CommentsUh, check the testimonials. Obvious joke. Posted by: someone on October 19, 2005 12:02 AM
It's not a joke. It's a WORK OF GENIUS! You haven't come across the The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog blog (TIWWWB) before? It's brilliant. Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 19, 2005 12:06 AM
I used to consider it outrageous that people couldn't tell that IWW was a joke, but... I've seen the real thing and it ain't far off. The key is to consider how many posts take the piss out of the anti-war crowd with all their endearing enthusiasm. Every single thing IWW says about the "wrongness" of the Iraq war loops around to bite him in the ass and leave him looking shallow or foolish. Everytime he praises someone for their "rightness" it is for something we're making fun of. And his list of links on the side seem to indicate someone who's well read with the hawkish side of the blogosphere even though he's pretty clever at tweaking rightwing bloggers into his silly arguments. What blows my mind is that that blog still manages find something to post about after all this time. Posted by: Sortelli on October 19, 2005 12:07 AM
The best part of TIWWWB is always the comments. People will write four-paragraph screeds, tearing The Proprietor's "arguments" to shreds, then come back again and again. I love when people slam the spelling and grammar. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on October 19, 2005 12:25 AM
It's like watching the McKenzie brothers debate Forrest Gump over bottles of tequila. I haven't seen anything this brilliantly bad since William Shatner. Genius! Posted by: VRWC Agent on October 19, 2005 01:03 AM
His 'My Taxonomy' post is high-larious: "If I have Blogparents, I would have to say this. That, my Blogparents are Matthew Yglesias and Oliver Willis tied together in a Bloghomosexual civil union. (Indirectly, of course)..." "This not to say that Matthew Yglesias and Oliver Willis homosexuals in real life. Though, they could be AFIAK [snip] I must say I do have to wonder about Oliver Willis, He posts ALOT relly about how much he likes Jessica Abla or whatever. It just seems "forced" (like maybe is there Rosie Odonnell/Tom Cruise thing going on here?) Just a theory. And if so, that's GREAT, I totally would embrace Oliver Willis (not litterally)." Posted by: El Ricko on October 19, 2005 01:17 AM
Bwa ha ha! Yeah, it's that stuff that gives away the plot. Posted by: Sortelli on October 19, 2005 01:29 AM
That site is indeed a word of twisted genius. A sad commentary on the state of the anti-war left that it is often mistaken for the real McCoy. Personally, I find the faux-idocy of the author a bit tedious; I think Liberal Larry at Blame Bush does a better job at the whole "I'm a dipshit Leftie" schtick. Posted by: Scott Free on October 19, 2005 01:49 AM
Next Ace will discover Hampsterdance. Posted by: MDP on October 19, 2005 02:44 AM
People have tried to pin IWW on Jim Treacher, but he's denied that he's behind it. Whoever does it, it's a pretty good send-up. Posted by: Sean M. on October 19, 2005 03:42 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed my co-guest-blogging stint with IWW over at The Unpopulist. I learned a lot. Posted by: The Unabrewer on October 19, 2005 04:00 AM
TIWWWB I SNOT A JOKE !!! YOU DHINGERS ARE TEH JOKE !!! GET REAL POEPEL !!! Posted by: KosIsOk on October 19, 2005 06:57 AM
It seems to make more sense when you 'Smurf' it though... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/babel.cgi?d=smurf&url=http%3A%2F%2Firaqwarwrong.blogspot.com%2F&w= "A wrong war like during the Iraq war was cannot just be sitted smurfy smurfy smurfy." --The Proprietor Posted by: LuluJean on October 19, 2005 07:00 AM
"About blogging - never fear/ Initial investment outlay VERY minamal (for me the escentials: dictionary (Webster's)/ Thesaurus(Roget's), plus hire part time highschool student (Bryce) ($7/hr 4 hours) to help me setup intitial coding, explain how to Template etc. That's it!! With blogspot the rest is just simple/rights itself. Modern technology - a marvel" That is funny. Posted by: Barbula on October 19, 2005 09:16 AM
I think it's pretty darn funny. Posted by: carin on October 19, 2005 09:20 AM
Well, I hadn't seen it before and I'm enjoying it. Which is good, because I really, really don't feel like working this morning. Posted by: S. Weasel on October 19, 2005 09:28 AM
Along with the "taxonomy" entry mentioned above, you must read "Burrito". Scroll down the sidebar under Highlights: Metaphors. You will laugh. After a few days, the novelty wears off, but it is comedy gold. Posted by: patrick h on October 19, 2005 11:03 AM
There's this comic strip which is very funny with a sweet but way-too naive pig and a really mean rat and some zebras and the really stoopid crocodiles who live next to the zebras and keep trying to persuade them to be eaten. The blog has their pov. Posted by: Paul Freedman on October 19, 2005 12:25 PM
At 10/15/2005 12:53 PM, iraqwarwrong said... It's like Son of Jexster. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on October 19, 2005 12:42 PM
Off-topic, but as yesterday was ST:IV, today is ST:V (sorry for dredging up bad memories of that movie) -- Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on October 19, 2005 12:43 PM
Hey everyone! Sarah, Frank J's (IMAO) wife is the creator of TIWWWB. I remember right after the 2004 election she was wondering whether to continue the site or not and wanted comments from her readers. All of the comments were to be sent to Sarah's e-mail. Posted by: FedUp on October 20, 2005 12:00 AM
One of the "Reader Testimonials" on my blog is from "The Proprietor": "Even though your a dhinger You know how to respect a little Dissent. If only the Reputzi's could share you're. Your alright." The Proprietor - Iraq War Was Wrong Blog Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on October 20, 2005 01:57 AM
More classics: His paean to soccer (check out the line about Sporty Spice). His praise of Barack Obama ("He's so ARTICULATE") is a perfect parody of how liberals acted after Obama's convention speech. His theodicy post (which cleverly highlights the contradiction in supporting Clinton's wars but not Bush's). Or his post on how we need "allies" -- just terrific. Or the post on "wars of choice." Or this post: I've mentioned how the war (The Iraq War) was the wrong war at the wrong time (among other wrong things which it was). I sort of left it there, assuming little more need be said. But perhaps a few more words about that are in order. You need to understand full what this means. (To come to grips - to lern to cope). It's one thing to be the wrong war, at the right time. I mean, that's bad and all, but still. At least your'e fighting it (someone) at the right time. Similarly, if you were fighting the right war but just at the wrong time, well hey. I mean we've all been a little late (or, early). But the wrong war and the wrong time? Both? That's just unacceptable. I don't relly know how much clearer it can be. Posted by: Stuart Buck on October 20, 2005 11:43 AM
For me, the comedy wore off in minutes and gave way to the boredom of what is essentially one joke repeated ad nauseum. A brilliant idea that fades when transferred into reality. Too much effort for such a small laugh. Though it really does pin the tail on the liberal. Posted by: The Moose on October 22, 2005 04:18 PM
Liberals are truly lame, but Obama's eight hells of a lot more than just "articulate." He gave a speech that by comparison made both of the actual guys on the ticket look like what they are - vapid, weedy hacks. Best convention speech in either party since Reagan, if not Nixon. (Wartime speeches, etc., are obviously to be considered separately, because their function and rhythym is so different). I seriously doubt I'll ever vote Democratic - but when Obama hit the rhetorical high notes in his convention speech, I cheered like a damn fool. He showed the difference between rhetoric and oratory. And that difference is what tends to make Presidents. William Safire, hardly the type to be caught by a fad, says Obama's got what it takes to go all the way. I agree - and I don't know yet whether that's good or bad. Posted by: Knemon on October 22, 2005 04:30 PM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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