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Python Vs. Alligator: Python Wins... KindaAt least until its stomach literally bursts open trying to swallow the outsized reptile. Warning: Links to picture of graphic reptillian gore. Pythons Stupid. Really stupid. They make Oliver Willis look like a Jet Propulsion Laboratory cert-ee-fied atom splitter. posted by Ace at 05:15 PM
CommentsYou may experience similar results if you eat a large Quizno's Chicken Carbonara sub (with bacon, mozzarella, mushrooms, and Creamy Bacon Alfredo Sauce) in one sitting. Posted by: Hubris on October 5, 2005 05:37 PM
That's...uh...spooky, scarry stuff. I had no idea there were pythons in the 'Glades and I live in Florida part of the year. /Australian accent on/ Crikey, let's see if that python can eat that croc. /Australian accent off/ Posted by: Laddy on October 5, 2005 05:42 PM
consumption interruptus catastrophicus Posted by: OCBill on October 5, 2005 05:52 PM
In other news, we recently learned that African monitor lizards are taking over the western 'glades. Very carnivorous. No, really. Posted by: SWLiP on October 5, 2005 05:59 PM
Florida is full of semi dangerous critters. Pythons, Boa constrictors, rattle snakes (regular and pygmy), coral snakes, etc. Most aren't too aggressive. The pygmy rattlers are one notable exception. I encountered one of them out in a cane field walking back from a not so accurate parachute landing a few years ago. Mean persistent little bastards. Had a coral snake in the back yard for a day or two before it moved on. The lake in back is inhabited by a 4-6' gator. A huge dead python/boa type snake washed up in my back yard a couple of years ago. It was about 3" around at the widest point but pretty rotten (head was gone). That being said, an ordinary possumm when agitated, is a pretty mean imposing critter. Posted by: Purple Avenger on October 5, 2005 06:08 PM
When you're up to the ass of the aliigator, it's difficult to remember what your original intention was. Posted by: Joe Mama on October 5, 2005 06:26 PM
I dunno, Ace, that alligator still looks pretty smart compared to Filet-O-Fish. More articulate, too. Posted by: Sean M. on October 5, 2005 06:52 PM
Hey, has anyone been able toget to drudge today? I can't but it's the only site I can't get to. Posted by: Vince on October 5, 2005 06:58 PM
Interesting as usual: A holdover Gore staffer working for Cheney has been caught passing classified info from the VP's office. http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=1187030&page=1 It took 3 grand juries before Earle could get the Delay indictment. (So much for the old line about ham sandwiches.) http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/ metro/stories/10/5earle.html Links I didn't follow include: "Rep. Rangel plays victim after attacks on Cheney..." [gee whiz] "'Global warming' could create all-female turtle populations: scientists..." ... and the usual background noise. Oh, and remember that airing of "Stolen Valor" that got spiked just before the election? The film maker is suing Kerry: " Sherwood's suit alleges that Kerry directed the DNC to issue a statement that falsely said the film was produced and funded by 'extreme right-wing activists.' "The film was funded only by Vietnam veterans from Pennsylvania, according to Sherwood, a Harrisburg resident who served in Vietnam. He and a combat veterans group called the Vietnam Veterans Legacy Foundation filed the federal suit in Philadelphia on Monday. "The suit charges that Anthony Podesta, who ran Kerry's campaign in Pennsylvania, called Sherwood 'a disgraced journalist' and 'Bush hack' in a widely circulated e-mail. " At least it will be entertaining to watch this develop. Posted by: VRWC Agent on October 5, 2005 07:25 PM
"They make Oliver Willis look like a Jet Propulsion Laboratory cert-ee-fied atom splitter." That's not possible. Posted by: Dwilkers on October 5, 2005 07:46 PM
I nominate the python for a Darwin Award. Posted by: David Ross on October 5, 2005 11:16 PM
Yup! That's really interesting. I think everyone here will agree to this. Posted by: Michelle on October 6, 2005 06:27 AM
Tried to bite off more then it could chew and ended up with a fetal belly ache looks like it ate something that did agree with it But we know their just big dumb reptiles not much in the brains dept Posted by: spurwing plover on October 6, 2005 04:38 PM
I'll tell you what... I feel like that most days...some days like the gator and some like the snake.. Posted by: KaiasDragon on October 26, 2005 12:06 AM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
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Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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