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October 03, 2005
DeLay Now Indicted For "Money Laundering"Seems like a real stretch to me. But there you go. posted by Ace at 07:30 PM
CommentsHaven't read the indictment yet, but I am having trouble figuring out how corporate funds channeled through a PAC to a candidate constitutes money laundering, a term which up until now I thought meant taking monies that are generated from illegal activities and "cleaning them up" by pushing them through legitimate business activities. Maybe it's just me. Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 3, 2005 08:02 PM
Indicted on a different charge for the same transaction. I don't think this is going to fly in court. Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 3, 2005 08:02 PM
If this really is a witch hunt, then there some be some serious consequences on this Earle character. And Delay is just the one to do it. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on October 3, 2005 08:36 PM
Ronnie will get away with this hit job just like the last ones. They won't lay a glove on him. Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 3, 2005 08:45 PM
Money laundering is defined as a way of transfering money from person (or group) A to person B though a third party C in such a way that if the money had been transfered from A to B directly, it would violate some written law. Laundering money generated by criminal activities is slightly different, since in that case A has obtained the money illegally in the first place. Check out the Texas campaign finance laws if you'd like and you'd see how it is POSSIBLE for someone to break them. You can keep believing that this is a witch hunt or whatever, but when the facts come out, well if they come out, would you want to be known as someone who blindly supported a corrupted politician? It's best to reserve judgements for the moment. It's bad enough having Tom DeLay himself come out on the deffensive in the media contradicting his own laywer. His behaviour in Washington is nothing conservatives should be prooud of, he acts more like Putin than anyone else. Corruption in government shouldn't be a partisan issue. As far as I know it is not a conservative value of any form and it is good that many conservatives (coincidently, the ones that aren't involved that much in Washington) are taking the allegations seriosly. If it turns out he did break the law, then we all win, unless of course you're ok with high-level corruption in our government. And if it turns out the charges were fabricated, than big deal, that's why we have trials and defense and so forth. Posted by: J on October 3, 2005 08:50 PM
Not sure if this is the same offense that Delay is accused of, but it is interesting to note that Pelosi is allowed to simply issue a mea culpa, pay a fine, and all is well. Posted by: on October 3, 2005 09:03 PM
Interesting reflections on this latest charge over at Powerline Posted by: TheShadow on October 3, 2005 09:07 PM
Uh, J, that's not how "money laundering" is defined here in Texas. Don't know how it's defined there, and I pretty much don't give a shit cause Delay is being charged with an offense in Texas. I'm not defending Delay - don't know if he did anything wrong or not. But I've watched Ronnie Earle most of my adult life and he's a sneaky partisan bastard who's used his office before to score political points. Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 3, 2005 09:14 PM
So, after reading Dave's link to the TX statues, are we in a circular pair of indictments? Money Laundering requires criminal activity -> which is provided by the Conspiracy charge. The Conspiracy charge is an attempt to conceal... Money Laundering. Delightful. Posted by: Al on October 3, 2005 09:32 PM
J's definition of corruption is as elastic and tendentious as his definition of money laundering. Earle is alleging, at most, a possible technical violation of Texas campaign finance law, by means of a commonplace tactic employed nationwide by both Democrats and Republicans. It's a shit indictment. Posted by: lyle on October 4, 2005 07:18 AM
When you convene a grand jury at noon and have an indictment by the close of the day, it doesn't smell right. Couple that with the fact that DeLay's name wasn't even mentioned in the original indictment except to say that he was indicted and that his lawyer filed an appeal challenging the validity of the original indictment on the same day, and you have some extremely suspicious activity on the part of the prosecutor. Posted by: Steve L. on October 4, 2005 08:40 AM
I like the rationaliztion here. J says we ought to just let it play out since maybe we can unseat a crooked politician. I have a suggestion for him--maybe we can get your ass indicted on some flimsy-ass charge like this, you can get yourself an expensive lawyer and tell folks at work you're going to be out for your trial and tell your kids a prosecutor thinks you're a crook. That's an easy sell--more prosecutors using their office to sniff out corruption. What's not so easy is coming to terms with the ramifications of that kind of prosecutorial power. Nice piece of thinking, J! Posted by: spongeworthy on October 4, 2005 09:16 AM
spongeworthy, First of all the charge isn't flimsy - it deals with campaign finance and ensuring that elections are free and fair is way too important for that charge to be called flimsy. If Earle's case is weak and baseless or whatever as DeLay claims, then I am sure his lawyers will be able to convince a judge that that is the case. When you're in a position of power everything you do will be watched by those who want to unseat you. All hell broke lose when Clinton got a BJ (which by the way has absolutely no impact on our lives or our elections), but when someone is accused of actually breaking laws dealing with political campaign financing, you dismiss it as partisan hacking. Sure Early might be a hack, but he's busted way more Democrats than Republicans, and regardless of that, DeLay should have either been smarter in pimping the system or he should stayed within the safety zone. If you're not smart enough to break the rules without getting caught, then you probably shouldn't. Posted by: J on October 4, 2005 01:32 PM
"Clinton got a BJ (which by the way has absolutely no impact on our lives or our elections)" I beg to differ. Scenario: Bill's about to get his nut when the Russki's launch a nuclear strike. The military man carrying the 'football' doesn't realize Bill's screaming for the launch codes. Poof! Bye bye, U.S. of A. Posted by: BrewFan on October 4, 2005 01:50 PM
Just to put in, Slick Willy did NOT get impeached and disbarred for getting his Willy Slicked; he committed perjury, which is relevant to the business of governing. The Dems should have forced him to resign and we wouldn't be having all these problems we've been having. Posted by: vonKreedon on October 4, 2005 01:56 PM
Not only did he purjure himself, he did it as a sitting Pres in order to deny a sexual harassment claimant her fair day in court. You might as well say that a a mugging is "just about sex" as long as the perp blew the cash on hookers. But then again, libs seem so distracted by anything sexual that I wouldn't put it past them to buy that argument. Posted by: VRWC Agent on October 4, 2005 02:04 PM
J, Stop waving your hands in the air and running around in circles. You can't manage simple definitions and you don't know a damn thing about the charges or the case. Pompous posturing and vague hysterical bullshit don't fool anybody. Posted by: lyle on October 4, 2005 02:52 PM
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This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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