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September 26, 2005

Al Zarqawi's Number Two Man Killed

This poor freedom fighter is dead.

The No. 2 al Qaeda leader in Iraq was killed Sunday night, U.S. officials say. Abu Azzam, reportedly the deputy to Abu Musab al Zarqawi, was shot during a house rain in Baghdad, according to Pentagon officials.

As the aide to Zarqawi, Azzam was reportedly in control of financing foreign fighters coming into Iraq, CBS News national security correspondent David Martin reports.

According to Pentagon officials coalition troops raided the house in response to a tip. When Azzam opened fire, these officials say, he was killed with troops' return fire.


posted by Ace at 03:12 PM
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Excellent. Now, chop off his head and stick it on a pike in front of the American embassy in Baghdad. Have a sign under it in English and Arabic reading "this is what happens to terrorists". That is a policy Muslims will understand.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on September 26, 2005 03:25 PM

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Good look with those 72 mothers in law.

Posted by: Birkel on September 26, 2005 03:49 PM

"...shot during a house rain in Baghdad..." Huh? What's a "house rain"? He must have been listening to Prince in his iPod when he got wacked. He must havebeen gettin his groove on and didn't hear 'em coming.

Posted by: on September 26, 2005 03:55 PM

My favorite three words, "Another Dead Terrorist."

Posted by: Stephen Macklin on September 26, 2005 03:59 PM
was shot during a house rain in Baghdad
Maybe like the Wicked Witch of the West, he couldn't defend himself:

"I must fight the infidels, but I cannot hold my weapon... I'm melting, melting.... What a world! What a world!"

Posted by: JFH on September 26, 2005 04:07 PM

Its a relief to get number two, but I'd be happier if we could flush number one.

Posted by: Iblis on September 26, 2005 04:08 PM

JFH

Let's hope this is a sign that that may not be too far into the future. Let's also hope that when this does happen (and it will), Zarqawi is taken alive.

Posted by: jman on September 26, 2005 04:21 PM

Let's also hope that when this does happen (and it will), Zarqawi is taken alive.

Only if we can fk'n torture him. I mean real torture, not put thongs on his head.

Posted by: on September 26, 2005 05:01 PM

Hey, al-Zarqawi is guest commenting over at Iowahawk. Sounds like he's in a bit of a funk.

Posted by: utron on September 26, 2005 05:06 PM

So. Here we have it. The number two of Al Qaeda has been killed. In his place, the number three steps up, and in his place if he is killed is the next number three.

So... when does it end?

Posted by: AlanB on September 26, 2005 10:12 PM

You know that's the funny thing Alan, Al-Qaeda 'recruiting,' such as it is, is way down.

If you pay attention to the actual reports issued by the military, you would notice that the enemy is getting less and less organized and that they have been forcing retards and kidnapees to do their dirty work.

So the answer to your question is, 'when the remainder give up or are killed.'

Posted by: lauraw on September 26, 2005 11:41 PM

Considering the number of lieutenants he's been burning through lately, I've been figuring that the US has had a bug on the Z-man for a while.

Which puts a slightly different nuance on AlanB's comment.

Posted by: cthulhu on September 26, 2005 11:49 PM

Yeahp.
We've been slaughtering them, but if you read lefty rags you'd think our men were just wandering around the desert getting themselves blown up willy-nilly.

Posted by: lauraw on September 26, 2005 11:52 PM

So... when does it end?

Pretty soon - they're having to drug and shanghai recruits these days.

That's known as "desperate".

Posted by: Purple Avenger on September 27, 2005 12:08 AM

Being the number two guy in that outfit is a dangerous job...

Posted by: Steve O on September 27, 2005 10:14 AM

Another terrorist dead when will bin laden meet his maker? and well it looks like another one to greet the devil at hells gate i hope he likes the heat down there

Posted by: spurwing plover on September 27, 2005 10:16 AM

Yeah I think we have finally turned the cornor in Iraq.

Posted by: john Ryan on September 28, 2005 12:30 PM

Wait ...... I spoke to soon there is another corner up ahead. Nooo..... they are leading us around in circles we are back in Ramadi again.

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