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September 20, 2005

Finally: David Hasselhoff to Record Rap Album, Produced By Ice-T

Michael Knight. The dude from Law & Order: SVU. Together. At long last.

Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him."
The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun.

Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

Hassle the Hoff -- I'm almost hearing the hookline already.

If the first single isn't an updated version of Der Kommissar, someone should be sued for malpractice.

You know, no matter how bad things get, with natural disasters and war and political discord, we will all one day be able to say to our grandchildren:

We were there at Creation.

Thanks to a ex-Boston Irish.

HasselhoffWatch Flashback: Well, okay. I guess maybe Hassel the Hoff can be a rap star, given that he ended the Cold War and all.

Hooked on a Feeling... of Ineffable Dread: Oh, yeah. OH, YEAH. This is da straight-up gangsta shizznat, Boo!

Either KITT Talks or I Bust A Cap In Yo' Ass: You know what's street? Street, baby, is threatening to walk off a film project involving a Trans-Am with a Cylon-eye over creative differences involving whether said car should talk or not.

posted by Ace at 11:30 PM

Comments

Oh, Ice, Ice, baby...going Hollywood is one thing....

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on September 20, 2005 11:35 PM

If only we can fix the hair...i hear Neil Diammond is out with a new album as well.

Posted by: ldw on September 20, 2005 11:42 PM

OK, um, so I am going to tell my grandchildren that I was there.

Exactly, where?

Posted by: Michael on September 20, 2005 11:54 PM

I love that comment about the movie... "It's stupid without a talking car!"

And it's Shakespeare with one, I suppose...

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on September 21, 2005 12:31 AM

I want Tone-Loc to work with Hasselhoff on a new rap entitled Mild Thing. Dig it?

Posted by: caspera on September 21, 2005 01:21 AM

Let me beat Dave from Garfield Ridge to the punch- this was big news back in May

Posted by: Kevin J. on September 21, 2005 02:18 AM

It's older than you know. It's from May...

2004.

Why wasn't I informed immediately?

Posted by: ace on September 21, 2005 02:32 AM

Hasselhoff update: He has several offers from Germany's various political parties, who all want him in their government.

Posted by: Pigilito on September 21, 2005 09:06 AM

I thought it was Law & Order: SUV. What's an SVU? Does it come with a 10-year warranty?

Posted by: Karl Maher on September 21, 2005 10:28 AM

Do you know what it's like to die in a small town

Small town, small town

Worse to die in a big town when yo' skin is brown

When da levees break you gonna drown

Gonna drown

FEMA headed by Mr. Brown

He da man what put da noose around

Jack and Diane been shot by Cupid

Now they is all stuck on stupid

Don't fight authority it always wins

White is the color of its skin

My rhymes be bustin' all da jerk offs

Startin' with that asshole Chertoff

Turrible what hap'n to LA

I's still R-O-C-K in the USA.

Posted by: Cougar "the Melon" Camp on September 21, 2005 10:57 AM

I will buy this cd if they have K.I.T.T. rolling on dubs and the rear fascia of the Pontiac rattling from the subwoofers.

If rap music has taught me anything, it's that you can make up for a severe lack of talent if you hire the right midget.

/O-2thaG

Posted by: Smantix on September 21, 2005 09:05 PM

cool man, check out http://www.dropitlikeitshoff.com for some cool hoff pictures

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