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The Way They... Surround a PollAbsurdly biased poll "reporting" from the AP's reliably-partisan Ron Fournier. This is fun: Given a choice in the survey, 42 percent favored cutting spending on Iraq to pay for relief efforts on the Gulf Coast, and 29 percent wanted to delay or cancel Republican tax cuts. That's a whopping 71 percent backing options that Bush doesn't even have on the table. It is? See Correction. How much of a retard to you have to be to fail to realize that that 42% and 29% have an awful lot of overap between them, and you can't just add them together to get a "whopping 71%" which favor either? Boy, I wish I could be as wicked-smart as a big time MSM journalist! Your Mainstream Media Professionals We were all too dumb for pre-med. Or pre-law. Or pre-phys-ed. It's a Good Thing I'm Feeling No Pain on Klonopin and Miller Light Or I'd Be Really Embarassed Update: Fournier's math is correct; the way the question is asked, you can add together the 42 and 29 to get 71%. I don't care. Ron Fournier is still an idiot hack. Thanks to Allah, who has taken a break from blogging to bust my damn balls 24/7. posted by Ace at 05:14 PM
CommentsI'm not sure Fournier is wrong here. It all depends on how the question was asked. If those polled were forced to choose between cutting spending on Iraq and rolling back the tax cuts (i.e., if the question was "Which is the best way to pay for Katrina clean-up?" then his math would be correct. Surfing around now for more info on the poll Posted by: Allah on September 20, 2005 05:46 PM
Research concluded. Fournier's math is correct. See page 4, question 15 here. (Note: PDF file.) Posted by: Allah on September 20, 2005 05:49 PM
Yeah, that occurred to me after I wrote it. I hope I'm not wrong. That would be more embarassing than my usual cornucopia of errors. Posted by: ace on September 20, 2005 05:50 PM
I want to see that correction up in big bright lights. Posted by: Allah on September 20, 2005 05:58 PM
Yeah, its a tight binary choice. The polled person can either choose from sane sounding ideas like raising taxes or cutting Iraq spending on one hand. On the other hand, the other options are scary sounding: cut education or *gasp* deficit spending. Its a screwed up question. The question is written to give only 2 possible choices. Why not rewrite it: 1. Raise taxes and risk hurting the economy and making you lose your job because the current tax cuts have led to 4.9% unemployment. 2. Cut spending on the war on terror. Feel safe on the subway, punk? 3. Cut pork-barrell, wasteful government spending like a stupid bridge in Alaska. 4. Just spend the money, we can borrow it without any serious problems. Posted by: joeindc44 on September 20, 2005 06:03 PM
Oh journalists are still too stupid to work for a living. This does not let them off the hook. Posted by: joeindc44 on September 20, 2005 06:05 PM
Here's the question. If you had to choose, which one of the following options do you think is the best way for the government to Looks like Ace goofed this one up. On the other hand, they oversampled Democrats again, 49%-41%. Funny how it always seems to break that way. Posted by: The Warden on September 20, 2005 06:09 PM
This 'tardstomp brought to you by A-motherfucking-llah, baby. Posted by: Allah on September 20, 2005 06:22 PM
Hey, isn't there a NYC blogger party tonight somewhere? Maybe I'll see you there to spike the ball. Posted by: Allah on September 20, 2005 06:26 PM
No, it's not tonight. It was delayed until the 30th or so. The Party That Can't Be Named is tomorrow though. Posted by: ace on September 20, 2005 06:45 PM
Apparently new subscriptions to continue to read Modo and the Giant Ewok are coming in a little slower than anticipated. I'm crushed. Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 20, 2005 07:29 PM
Don't get excited, it'll be some schlub clerks who get the axe, not the evil Krugman/Dowd/Rich "axis of idiocy". Posted by: Tony on September 20, 2005 08:03 PM
Oh Ace. Ace. Thank you. Posted by: lauraw on September 20, 2005 09:23 PM
Thanks to Allah, who has taken a break from blogging to bust my damn balls 24/7. Well, thank God. Because I have to admit, the rest of us really just aren't up to the task. We have jobs and families and shit. Posted by: Michael on September 21, 2005 12:10 AM
"Hey, isn't there a NYC blogger party tonight somewhere? ..." And then there's Detention at Stonewall on Thursday. You two can still pass for collegiate, right? Posted by: Ur-Zailen on September 21, 2005 01:42 AM
If it's any consolation, ace, if it's taken allah almost a year to bust them, you must have some mightly large balls. Posted by: on September 21, 2005 06:47 AM
Hold on, Allah, Ace had this right that the poll is bogus. The question says "If you HAD to choose" which forces the person to pick from the list of predetermined options -- a list that does NOT include "none of the above" and does NOT include "write-in your preferred option." But the report Ace quoted says that the responders were "Given a choice." Forcing a choice on someone is NOT the same as "giving" them a choice. If the executioner says "Which will it be: shoot you or hang you?", no-one should say that the condemned man was "given a choice" and "chose to die." Imagine a question posed to Democrats that said "If forced to choose between Frist or McCain for president, which would you choose?" And then claiming that 100% of respondents chose a Republican for president. Thus it is entirely possible that all 71% of the selected respondents would have chosen neither option they picked, if only they had had more options to choose from. Posted by: sissoed on September 21, 2005 10:24 AM
Don't sweat it ace. This is kind of like asking the question "Who is most to blame for Hurricane Katrina" with the answers: a) President Bush Posted by: Steve on September 21, 2005 04:21 PM
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