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September 19, 2005

Hey everybody! Guess what story got the least coverage on the front page of the NY Times today?

That's right, the successful and peaceful, democratic elections in Afghanistan!
Apparently, there wasn't a sufficient amount of violence to make the headlines of the self-confessed liberal standard bearer.

Heck, they didn't even have a shortage of ink this time!

But don't worry! The degenerate subhumans at the BBC have a found a negative way to spin the election. The number of voters wasn't as high as their last election. Aw shucks, I guess we might as well let the Taliban take control again.

The reason why the MSM and their constituency, the liberal Democrats, make me so sick is quite simple. Their hatred of Republicans trumps the truth and reality. If President Bush personally discovered a cure for cancer, they would claim he was a homophobe for not curing AIDS first!

You'll have to excuse me now. After visiting the NYT and BBC sites, I have to wash my hands and clean my cache out.

Ace's Update: The purpl'd finger of political dawn.


posted by Tanker at 12:55 PM
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I thhought the Times went paying-guests-only today.

Posted by: S. Weasel on September 19, 2005 01:03 PM

Only for columnists (and maybe a few other features).

Posted by: ace on September 19, 2005 01:07 PM

Why would I pay for a bucket full of warm turds?

I can get a nice clean bucket at home depot for $3.

Posted by: Tony on September 19, 2005 01:25 PM

Someone already guessed the first prize, so I'll guess the second article the NYT ignored, NK backed down on nukes.

Posted by: erp on September 19, 2005 01:30 PM

I'm with Tony. In fact, I think the NYT should pay me for reading Krugman, Dowd, et al.

Posted by: BrewFan on September 19, 2005 01:30 PM

Well, thanks to the taxpayer-supported largesse of the institution for higher learning where I work, I'm still getting the dead-tree edition of the NYT. Which is fine, actually, because wasting a free subscription on an unappreciative reader like me just hurts the Times' bottom line a tiny bit more.

Posted by: utron on September 19, 2005 01:35 PM

If FoxNews has any sense, they'll run this story:

New York Times Scooped by...the whole planet.

Posted by: Tony on September 19, 2005 01:49 PM

The Boston Globe, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the NYT, put the NK "No Mas Nukes" story on page A6.

The question is, Can the NYT top that?

Posted by: Bob Hawkins on September 19, 2005 02:14 PM

The purpl'd finger of political dawn.

Cute.

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