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September 19, 2005

Breakthrough? North Korea Pledges To End Nuke Production

Wow:

The head of the U.N. nuclear nonproliferation agency welcomed North Korea's decision to allow inspections, saying he hoped his experts could take the country at its word as soon as possible.

"The earlier we go back, the better," said Mohamed ElBaradei, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency.

According to a joint statement issued at the talks' conclusion, the North "committed to abandoning all nuclear weapons and existing nuclear programs and returning at an early date" to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty and International Atomic Energy Agency safeguards.

"The six parties unanimously reaffirmed that the goal of the six-party talks is the verifiable denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula in a peaceful manner," the statement said.

Responding to Pyongyang's claims that it needs atomic weapons for defense, North Korea and the United States pledged to respect each other's sovereignty and right to peaceful coexistence, and also to take steps to normalize relations.


posted by Ace at 10:38 AM
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NK's word and $0.75 will get you a bag of animal crackers.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy on September 19, 2005 10:44 AM

Hopefully the agreement was written on toilet paper so there ends up being some use for it.

Posted by: Allah on September 19, 2005 10:44 AM

Just waiting for a thumbs-up from Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Rob@L&R on September 19, 2005 10:54 AM

Hasn't Iran said basically the same thing?
A couple of times?

Posted by: harrison on September 19, 2005 10:56 AM

When I woke up this morning and went to FoxNews.com, the following headline about this story gave me a bit of a start:

"North Korea Agrees to Drop Nukes."

Posted by: David C on September 19, 2005 10:57 AM

I never thought I'd say this but Jimmah's been doing something constructive lately.

Posted by: BrewFan on September 19, 2005 11:00 AM

Yeah, right, Ace. I saw this last night and just rolled my eyes. This is nothing more than their usual shit.

Posted by: Megan on September 19, 2005 11:42 AM

"Soooooo ronery...."

Posted by: apotheosis on September 19, 2005 11:59 AM

I didn't get past the first two comments - but they just about sum up how I feel.

Typical double-speak - re-read what they actually said. It doesn't commit them to anything with a timeline - ergo, it's useless.

Posted by: fat kid on September 19, 2005 11:59 AM

And, just because no one's said it yet -

El Baradei can go stick a claw hammer up his ass. Creepy motherfucker.

Posted by: Megan on September 19, 2005 01:17 PM

Crazy bastards are running some kind of scam.

Posted by: Tony on September 19, 2005 01:23 PM

If this had happened when Clinton was President, the...

Oh ,yeah, it did.

Posted by: Bob Hawkins on September 19, 2005 02:20 PM

You're breaking my balls Hans, you're breaking my balls.

Posted by: Dave Munger on September 19, 2005 06:05 PM

But what about the Film Actors Guild???

Posted by: ARC: St Wendeler on September 19, 2005 10:57 PM

It didn't last long. Little bastard's already double crossing us.
here

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 20, 2005 12:04 AM

The only thing funnier than State taking this Barnumesque folly seriously, was the gushing by the various reporters: "Gee Whiz! Izzn't it great? Who'd a thunk. Wow, these guys have really changed." Hope spring eternal? Or historical dyslexia?

Er, right. Effin' 'tards.

Posted by: brandon davis on September 20, 2005 12:11 AM

File under the "surprising exactly no one" category:

***

SEOUL, South Korea (CNN) -- North Korea said Tuesday it would begin dismantling its nuclear program only if the United States provides a light-water reactor for civilian power.

The demand could threaten a day-old agreement between North Korea and the five nations involved in nuclear disarmament talks.

"Without this physical guarantee of the (light-water reactor), our position is not to even dream of us giving up our nuclear deterrence," the official KCNA news agency quoted a spokesman for the North Korean Foreign Ministry as saying.

Posted by: Megan on September 20, 2005 05:26 AM

Business Week says it's Bill Clinton's plan -- the same one Bushco trashed.

So much for negotiating from a position of power. Looks like the lessons other nations are drawing from the US involvement in Iraq are, ah, not what the neocons had in mind.

Posted by: tubino on September 20, 2005 07:03 AM

Well that didn't take long for the NK to begin fucking with the process, again.

Still, can we promise to help them with a nuke plant once we have verified that they've totally destroyed all re-processing/enriching facilities as well as all current warheads and warhead materials? I mean like hell will freeze over first before the current NK regime meets all those tests and it might get them to decommission most of their current nukes and nuke materials before we start the whole fucking process over again.

Posted by: vonKreedon on September 20, 2005 10:20 AM

One would expect that the leftist MSM would have reacted *very* skeptically to a Bushco claim along these lines. Instead the press uncritically accepted the assertion of the joint statement because they were looking forward to needling the Bush administration on Iraq; viz: "See, if you'd only *negotiate* with Saddam instead of being so damned eager to invade, we could have gotten him to give up any WMDs without this *icky, awful war!*"

Posted by: sf on September 20, 2005 11:32 AM

Kevin Drum's summary of the NYT article:

The North Koreans "drove a tough bargain." The Chinese told us to sign the agreement or "they would go to the press." Bush wasn't happy, but since he was bogged down with other problems he grabbed at the chance to "forestall, at least for now, a confrontation."

Yep, that's some steely negotiating. After all, the North Koreans got nothing out of this deal except for every single thing they've ever asked for.

source
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sf: the left understood that Saddam didn't HAVE any WMDs. And that a war would likely drag on and on... Before the war started, I was asking if US occupation would parallel Israel in Lebanon, Brits in N. Ireland...

Posted by: tubino on September 20, 2005 04:34 PM

Whats up with these comments

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