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September 17, 2005

Which Sort of Troll Are You?

No, not a quiz, just a bestiary of the sorts of people you're likely to find online. Mostly funny... because it's true. I recognize most of the types listed (some of them gave me waking nightmares of forumwars past).

I think I was the Evil Clown, mostly, with some Enfant Provacteur for flavor.

Via Whitney Gaskell.


posted by Ace at 03:00 PM
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Oh man, Dave is gonna be all over you ass for this one.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on September 17, 2005 03:08 PM

My ass? Or Powers Boothe's?

Posted by: ace on September 17, 2005 03:10 PM

Have to agree with Russell here, Ace. Hell, even I've seen this one. The guy's moved sites once and he had political troll breeds up during the 2004 election; I think the pages are still up but the pictures are gone.

Posted by: Megan on September 17, 2005 03:14 PM

Don't worry, ace. You're the man with a top blog, you're critics are not.

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 03:19 PM

The only one lacking from that list, BTW, is a "Cedarford."

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on September 17, 2005 03:39 PM

OT but worthwhile: the Shrill Shill's smackdown of Hugh Hewitt today was sheer delight.

Posted by: Allah on September 17, 2005 03:42 PM

Just curious, Allah: what exactly is with you and Goldstein's anti-Hewitt feelings? Don't get me wrong, I'm not challenging you, I'm just curious since I don't think I've ever heard one of you lay it out.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on September 17, 2005 04:03 PM

Russell, I've moved on from the "old" thing, it got "old." I'm now teasing Ace just on account of his guest blogging arrangement. He's like Wonkette, only with 50% more anal.

Anwyay, as for that page, Ace, it's all good. It's great page.

BTW, Megan is quite clearly a "strumpet." In real life, I mean.

Oh, one more thing-- is there a way you can set your comments here at mu.nu to prevent anonymous commenting? Not like making people registering, but at least forcing people to put A FUCKING NAME IN THEIR COMMENT.

Seriously, I'm sick of wanting to lay smackdown on the retarded mouthbreathers who visit your site and yet don't leave me a name, any name at all, that I can call them by. It's like swinging at air.

Hell, they can call themselves "Mother Theresa" and I'm still calling them a filthy fucking shit-stained ditch for cum.

Just a gripe, and one I'm surely not alone in having.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 17, 2005 04:14 PM

Amen, Dave!

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 04:21 PM

angelique = patois

Except she's also an idiot.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 17, 2005 04:24 PM

"Amen, Dave!"

[shaking head. . . ]

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 17, 2005 04:30 PM

I agree with Dave.

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 04:55 PM

Ah, oui, assez-bien.
Patois sounds frog troll.:)
Ha-ha

dfw,
Thanks. You are so reach on “compliments” as for American gentleman. Well, I might be mistaken with the rest one. Do they exist, really?

Well, I should start believe that there is an association between IQ and shoes size.:)

Posted by: Angelique on September 17, 2005 05:06 PM

Who is Shrill Shill?

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 05:15 PM

You gave up on the "old" thing, Dave? You're such a pathetic little toady. You can kiss my ass,

(You knew this was going to happen, didn't you?)

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 05:17 PM

dgw,

Now, if mine view doesn’t match yours, it does not give you any rights to call me idiot. As we say, I hear this from the later. I could greet you as you greet me, I choose not. People need to learn elementary etiquette. When you will pass at least with “B”, we might speak. As right now, au revoir.
BTW, I know other American language, instead, good luck in your school!

Posted by: Angelique on September 17, 2005 05:34 PM

What?

Posted by: lauraw on September 17, 2005 05:45 PM

Angelique:

We're all curious, so I'll be the first one to ask.

Where are you? France? Quebec? Switzerland? The Republic of Congo? St. Thérèse of Lisieux's Home for the Mentally Ill?

Posted by: Michael on September 17, 2005 05:58 PM

Shit melts in mine mouth, not in yours hands.
Perhaps some days if you searches your chest and finds more than tits, we will speak. Until then, hors d' ouevres.

Posted by: monique on September 17, 2005 06:01 PM

Who is Shrill Shill?

Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 06:03 PM

Michael, this response is for information you I will not respond until you pass a bee. Then, I will be happy to greet you.

Posted by: monique on September 17, 2005 06:10 PM

Can't rember your own name?
Or maybe you're twins.

Posted by: hughnique on September 17, 2005 06:28 PM

Who is Shrill Shill? -- Andrew Sullivan.

Thanks!

We still didn't get an answer why allah is not a Hewitt fan. I have my own reasons for being extremely annoyed at Hewitt, but I can't speak for allah.

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 06:46 PM

"Megan is quite clearly a "strumpet." In real life, I mean."

Now that's one thing you're never going to find out is true or not, Dave. ;)

Posted by: Megan on September 17, 2005 07:52 PM

Come now, Megan. When have I ever said anything bad to you. . . in real life?

Online, I'm just playing a role. And that role is "Say nasty things to Megan until she pays attention to me."

Sort of like how Ace teases Instapundit.

Except, like, you're not that much better than me. Although, you do get more traffic, so perhaps you are like Reynolds that way.

I'm so confused now.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. ;-)

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 17, 2005 08:18 PM

"you do get more traffic"

Okay, that got a chuckle out of me. :)

Posted by: Megan on September 17, 2005 08:21 PM

On a high note, I heard the French Quarter has their power back. One bar owner is planing a big thank you dinner of southern fried chicken for the men and women who guarded New Orleans. Yum. Yum.

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 09:33 PM

Almost midnight on Saturday night.
Watching a zombie movie-for the first time- because you freakin' people go on so about them.

Goddamn you all.
My hair is going to be stark-fucking-white tomorrow morning.

Posted by: lauraw on September 18, 2005 12:01 AM

Watching a zombie movie-for the first time..

WTF? surely you've watched C-Span before...

Posted by: Tony on September 18, 2005 12:29 AM

No, Tony, C-Span features undead bloodsuckers accursed by Christ. This was a zombie movie.

Eh, didn't turn out to be that scary once you get used to them.
Partway through the movie, took a ciggy break on the porch and stared out into the darkness, that's what freaked me out.
'Those are just bushes and trees. That sound, that was probably just a possum, or, or maybe a deer."

Posted by: lauraw on September 18, 2005 12:45 PM
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