Ace, don't you just hate it when somebody is funnier than you? Well, don't you?

Man, I hate YOU, that's for sure.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

You got a lot of hate in you, kid.

One day all that hate's gonna burn you up.

Keeps me warm.

It keeps me warm. . . [notching]

Dude, Slublog, way to bogart my retort, pal.

I thought there were a billion screamin' Chinamen.

Dangit. Forgot the notching.

There were. . . [throws whiskey into the fire].

(Honestly, I hope it doesn't make me all JeffB. or anything, but I *still* have a raging man-crush on Powers Boothe, 99% because of Red Dawn. I know a generation of Air Force pilots who swagger just like him because of that damn movie)

Sorry, Dave.

Didn't mean to steal your glory.

Plus, you remembered the notching.

Honestly, I hope it doesn't make me all JeffB. or anything, but I *still* have a raging man-crush on Powers Boothe

Oh, it doesn't. Jeff's just persnickety and effeminate. But he's never confessed to any "Man-Crushes."

Dave From Garfield Ridge

He's in man-love with Powers Boothe.

That's a title I can live with.

Now, Slublog. . . why don't you come over and stand next to what the Dagos call my sinister side. . .

Here you go, Dave.

Because I care.

Awwww, you're the best.

I know...I know...

I'm cool that way.

Remember my largesse when the next flame war erupts, and go easy on me.

O, Captain, My Captain!

Ohhhhh Captain!

Oh God Captain!

Keep going like that my Captain!

nnnnnnnnyyyeaaaaaaaargggghhhhh!!!!

Oh god...

It's, it's...

It's full of stars...

Uh, Ace? Reality? It's over here.

Come back to the light, Carol Ann.

What, just because he was really "The Colonel"?

You know that scene in the Right Stuff when they're all jackin' off singing "Wild Blue Yonder"?

That's kinda hot, isn't it?

Um...

Um...

Ace, I know it's your blog and all, but the, er, sexual fantasy stuff?

That's why this site exists.

Not trying to cramp your style, though.

You know that scene in the Right Stuff when they're all jackin' off singing "Wild Blue Yonder"?

That's kinda hot, isn't it?

INTERVENTION!

I'm not the one who has homo-dreams about he-sex with Philip Marlowe.

okay, okay...

I'll save it for the flamewar.

I'm not the one who has homo-dreams about he-sex with Philip Marlowe.

Oh, crap. How did you find out abou...oh, you meant Dave...

Heh. I knew that.

Really.

Nothing to see here.

Yikes. This is the gayest thread here since... the last one.

Ace, you misunderstand-- there's no sex involved, it's purely platonic.

I just want to *bask* in his presence, and gin-smooth voice.

I think I just threw up a little bit, in my mouth.

I'm OK now.

You guys are all homos.

Geeze, and I thought you were just geeks.

You guys are all homos.
Geeze, and I thought you were just geeks.

I sort of have this policy of not posting between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m., because it makes you look, well, kind of pathetic.

But sometimes a man has to take a stand, and I'm with Dave here.

"I just want to *bask* in his presence, and gin-smooth voice."

Oh yeah!

"and I'm with Dave here"

So, who's 'pitching' and who's 'catching'?

Woha! degress of separation. Story of how I landed here:

1. Today's ed of Slashdot carries a story of Singapore bloggers

2. Google search of the story took me to Garfields Ranch

3. Powers Boothe? I couldn't resist following the link to Ace's page from Dave's

and interesting reading i found here ;) cheers!

Woha! degress of separation. Story of how I landed here:

1. Today's ed of Slashdot carries a story of Singapore bloggers

2. Google search of the story took me to Garfields Ranch

3. Powers Boothe? I couldn't resist following the link to Ace's page from Dave's

and interesting reading i found here ;) cheers!

Powers Boothe does wear too much makeup on Deadwood. Just saying is all. It doesn't reflect on certain commenters or nothin'.

backs away slowly

Do you like gladiator movies, Dave?

A buddy of mine owns the very AK-47 that Boothe carried in "Red Dawn". Bought it when Stembridge Gun Rentals in Hollywood shut down and sold off everything.

"What's grazing fire?"

"I need a drink!"

(I mean man-lover-Dave, not Texas-Dave.)

So...If you put Dave's man-love for Boothe in one corner and Ace's admitted sex-dream about George Clooney in another corner and made them come out swinging, which he-fantasy would win?

I suppose it all depends on who's keyboard gets the stickiest first. Which means Dave by the length of Andrew Sullivan's nose.

Dave, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

This is great and all, but has anybody seen George Galloway this morning? He was fine when I left him in NY last night, but I haven't seen him since.

George? GEORGE?

Found him. Says he's "not feeling well" and may not be physically able to debate that traitor Hitchens tonight.

D'ya like movies about gladiators, Dave?