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September 14, 2005

Sen. Cornyn Asks Roberts Question Borrowed From the Blogosphere

Congrats to Jim Lindgren of the Volokh Conspiracy for demonstrably influencing the public debate.

But who gives a rat's ass. It's not like I'll be looking for my fat Jim Lindgren check in the mail tomorrow morning.

I'm all about the personal satisfaction.

And I'm taking great personal satisfaction that right now Jonathan Alter, Brian Williams, and Keith Olbermann are cwying wike widdle giwls.

I have a new goal. In ten years, I would like to host VH-1's Hey, Remember the Mainstream Media? My cohost will be Gwen Stafani, as long as she can tone it down and stop being so friggin' weird all the damn time.

posted by Ace at 01:02 AM

Comments

Well then, I guess your cohost will not be Gwen Stephani.

Posted by: Scott R on September 14, 2005 01:23 AM

Well then, I guess your cohost will not be Gwen Stefani.

Posted by: Scott R on September 14, 2005 01:23 AM

Either/or.

Posted by: ace on September 14, 2005 01:25 AM

Is that when you would make all the crazy blogmoney?

Posted by: MH on September 14, 2005 01:48 AM

I could never date a girl with smaller breasts than mine. And I'm not fat.

Posted by: TomB on September 14, 2005 07:22 AM

Where's Olbermann melting down, on screen? I hate that I missed that. Does he still have that TV show or did the sponsors finally decide profits are important?

Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 14, 2005 09:27 AM

I could never date a girl with smaller breasts than mine. And I'm not fat.

Someone search breast and someone search soul.

Posted by: Alexandre on September 14, 2005 09:51 AM

Oh fuck off

Posted by: lauraw on September 14, 2005 10:49 AM

Remember when chicks on TV talked about their diaphragms all the time? You couldn't get through an episode of anything without hearing about a diaphragm. It was non-stop, 'I left my diaphragm ay my boyfriend's place', 'mom found my diaphragm in the bathroom and she freaked', blah blah blah. They couldn't shut up about them.

Now, nobody ever mentions them. What's up with that? Do they even use them anymore? Is there something else that came along?

goes off to google up useless information he does not really need to know

Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 14, 2005 10:54 AM

Someone search breast and someone search soul.

Ok. I got the breast one.

Posted by: BrewFan on September 14, 2005 11:03 AM

Now, nobody ever mentions them. What's up with that?

Dave, If spongeworthy is reading this post maybe he can help you with the answer.

Posted by: Dman on September 14, 2005 11:25 AM

AIDS made diaphrams obsolete in favor of condoms, and also made "free-sex" humor less humorous.

Posted by: vonKreedon on September 14, 2005 11:33 AM

And if ever there were an expert on making things less humorous, Von Kreepon is your go to guy.

Posted by: senator philabuster on September 14, 2005 11:38 AM

Oh fuck off

Laura! Such language coming from a lady...

Plus, who is it aimed at?

Posted by: Slublog on September 14, 2005 11:42 AM

Change your nick to 'Monogamous Dave,' Dave in TX. That question was a tip-off.

(I didn't know either.)

Posted by: lauraw on September 14, 2005 11:44 AM

Our Frog troll

Posted by: lauraw on September 14, 2005 11:47 AM

yeah, pretty much what I found.

that did put me in the faithful married guy category too, didn't it?

oh well.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 14, 2005 11:51 AM

Frog trolls - a new classification of the usual nonsense-spewing visitors.

Posted by: Slublog on September 14, 2005 11:53 AM

I think she means the troll is French

Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 14, 2005 12:04 PM

Yeah, I was trying (unsuccessfully) to make a bad species-genus sort of joke. Didn't work.

Not funny today, I guess.

Posted by: Slublog on September 14, 2005 12:07 PM

Laura! Such language coming from a lady...
Plus, who is it aimed at?

Any of you guys who have larger breasts than she has.

Posted by: on September 14, 2005 12:12 PM

Yeah, everybody not-funny.
Now you're not-funny too.

Someone search soul and someone find nickname...

Posted by: lauraw on September 14, 2005 12:29 PM

Someone search breast and someone search soul.

Huh?

Does that mean she really does have a nice rack?

If I search, will I find pictures of them?

Posted by: TomB on September 15, 2005 07:19 AM