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September 13, 2005

Senatrix Feinstein Sees A Mouse, Jumps Up On A Table, Has Acute Attack of Vapors

So, as a Reagan aide, Roberts made a joke.

Regarding a plan to encourage (women) homemakers to leave their homes and pursue careers in law, he snarked, "Some might question whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good, but I suppose that is for the judges to decide."

She's very very disturbed by this remark. She doesn't buy the rightwing White House talking-points spin that this is a typical joke about the uselessness of lawyers, and ill-wisdom of minting more of them, and believes this was a retrograde troglodytic diktat that women be kept barefoot, pregnant, and silly-slapped every time the meat loaf disappoints.

She actually interrogated Roberts about this.

If Senatrix Feinstein wants to combat misogyny, she could try, as a first step, not being such a clueless moron all the time.

That could help.

In Related News... Senatrix Feinstein supports a $20 million study by the Federal Fish & Wildlife Service to determine, conclusively, if bears do in fact shit in the woods, or if this is yet another "neocon lie."

There's a Madness To Their Method Update: In a competition between Democratic Senators' vanity and stupidity, who wins? Why you do, conservative Republicans:

Assume --correctly-- that nothing any Democratic senator can say will in any way change the dynamic that is moving towards a huge yes vote on the nomination. The only thing that can change that dynamic is (1) an explosive revelation which is nowhere in sight nor likely to appear or (2) something that Judge Roberts himself says.

Given that the only hope the left has of defeating this man who will be Chief Justice --God willing-- for 30+ years is something that he himself says, the Democrats' long winded and almost endless set-ups to their questions are in fact great favors to Roberts, allowing the judge to in effect run out the clock while not appearing to do so. The Democrats should be asking short, simple, and open-ended questions --hundreds of them-- but they cannot bear to forfeit the television time so they chew up their only hope --the time that Judge Roberts spends talking-- and their opposition is thus perfunctory.

Culled from Traffic Non-Santa's MSNBC column.



posted by Ace at 09:05 PM
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What a maroon.

Posted by: clonefan on September 13, 2005 09:12 PM

Look, Durbin is a pimple on a retard's ass, but that doesn't make me think less of men.

Posted by: lauraw on September 13, 2005 09:16 PM

Sorry, I meant Biden.

Posted by: lauraw on September 13, 2005 09:17 PM

Did I say Biden?? (chuckling)
Dammitall, if I didn't mean Kennedy.

Posted by: lauraw on September 13, 2005 09:17 PM

Schumer, SCHUMER, fer chrissakes!
Haa ha haa haaa!

Oh, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Posted by: lauraw on September 13, 2005 09:18 PM

You can't help it. You have a vagina.

Posted by: ace on September 13, 2005 09:20 PM

Yeah, and Schumer was upset that JR used "amigos" in one of his memos.

Posted by: Blake on September 13, 2005 09:32 PM

I know it seems hard to believe, but Diane Feinstein is by far the better and smarter of California's 2 Senators. The other is Babs Boxer, who is a real loony. Diane though hopelessly liberal, is fairly smart and does make some good votes.

- born in California

Posted by: The Drill SGT on September 13, 2005 09:35 PM

Mmmmmm... meatloaf.

Posted by: fugazi on September 13, 2005 09:51 PM

"Some might question whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good, but I suppose that is for the judges to decide."

Well, it might look weird, nevertheless, today is 13 :)

Some chauvinists (male) believe that female X – chromosomes contains housekeeping genes (genes used in the cell to maintain basic function). These genes can be switched on and off, whereas some of them are constantly on.

Although to activate them need other genes such as activator proteins… and it leads to Plato“Quis ipsos custodies custodient?”

Who will guard the guardians?

Posted by: Angelique’s 13 Spirits on September 13, 2005 10:05 PM

"...and does make some good votes."

For that comment, SGT, you may assume the front leaning rest position and give us 20 :)

Posted by: BrewFan on September 13, 2005 10:12 PM

In the end, Feinstein should try closing her mouth and actually representing the people of California.

Posted by: Mescalero on September 13, 2005 10:22 PM

Yes, Diane-atrix actually is the genius of our two senators. In DC, aides apparently refer to Boxer as "BDB". Short for "Brain-dead Boxer".

Posted by: Kina in CA on September 13, 2005 10:27 PM

You have a vagina.

Direct hit. Yes, yes I do.
You are very tough Mr. O'Spades, tough but fair.

Posted by: lauraw on September 13, 2005 10:39 PM

The Democrats should be asking short, simple, and open-ended questions --hundreds of them-- but they cannot bear to forfeit the television time so they chew up their only hope --the time that Judge Roberts spends talking-- and their opposition is thus perfunctory.

This is exactly right, though I would recommend putting some very specific and pointy questions into the mix. At any rate Roberts is going to CJ and it seems that we could likely do much much worse. He has handled himself very well, answered the questions appropriately and clearly. The only thing that worries me is his tendency to support limiting the right to use the courts to seek relief and remedy for an injustice.

Posted by: vonKreedon on September 13, 2005 10:46 PM

"The only thing that worries me is his tendency to support limiting the right to use the courts to seek relief and remedy for an injustice."

You're right, we have far too few lawsuits, and jury awards under a billion dollars are, frankly, a waste of time.

Posted by: Master of None on September 13, 2005 11:05 PM

"The vapors" = gas.

Posted by: rdbrewer on September 13, 2005 11:31 PM

Being the smartest representative in California is a pretty low bar to top, sort of like being the "most minty-fresh pedophile in Cell Block D". I don't get it. There are many, many exceptionally bright people in CA, yet they manage to elect a carny show of imbeciles like Boxer and Maxine Waters as their representatives. Why not send several pairs of empty jockey shorts to Washington? You'll get pretty much the same results.

Posted by: UGAdawg on September 14, 2005 09:38 AM

For fuck's sake, the joke was at the expense of lawyers, not women. Jeez.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That's not funny.

Posted by: Alex on September 14, 2005 10:38 AM
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