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September 12, 2005

Anderson Cooper, Master Storyteller

His j-school training gave him the objectivity and news-judgment to host the failed reality TV show The Mole. Not for nothing is he called "The Thinking Man's Julie (Big Brother) Chen."

So great a journalist was he that, when he departed that fabled show, he was replaced by none other than Ahmad Rashad, also known as "The Latter-Day Edwin Neumann" and "The Real Mr. Huxtable."


posted by Ace at 12:47 PM
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Yeah, but how are Anderson Cooper's banana pancakes?

My guess is Cooper's a chutney guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 12, 2005 01:00 PM

Hey, don't talk smack about The Mole. I loved that show. Stupid ABC always canning the good shows, then bringing it back with the celebrity garbage.

The Mole is still my favorite reality tv show of all time. I can't believe I have to defend The Mole to a man who watches Rock Star: INXS!

Posted by: Aaron on September 12, 2005 01:29 PM

It's Julie Chen, not "Joie," and if Anderson were half as smart as her, he'd have started sleeping with the head of ABC, and his crappy "reality" show would be on forever and ever, amen.

Posted by: Sean M. on September 12, 2005 01:44 PM

All that gray hair on a 30-something head is weird. He's cashing in on some fake gravitas.

Posted by: skinbad on September 12, 2005 01:52 PM

Found on Anderson Cooper's IMDB site:

"Going gray is like ejaculating: you know it can happen prematurely, but when it does it comes as a total shock."
Uhh, thanks buddy.

Link

Posted by: Slublog on September 12, 2005 01:57 PM

oh, I loved the Mole. That was a great show. Figured it got cancelled.

Posted by: Sarah on September 12, 2005 04:48 PM

If he can work a blender, I've got a staff job for him...

Posted by: Ted Kennedy on September 12, 2005 08:46 PM
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