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September 11, 2005

Police Academy 9: Celebrities On Patrol

You all know that NO authorities are confiscating firearms (apparently illegally) from citizens, so that they can't shoot at cops when cops attempt to forceably evacuate them, right?

Eclipse Web wants to know what Special Celebrity Junior G-Man card Sean Penn was issued giving him the right to walk the streets toting a shotgun with impunity.

Celebrities

Different rules for better people.

posted by Ace at 01:29 PM

Comments

You know they're making a Police Academy 8 right?

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 11, 2005 01:39 PM

Penn also has a concealed carry license for the city of San Francisco. Like New York, Chicago, Boston, and most other big cities, handgun possession is very restricted in San Francisco, and the average citizen can pretty much forget any chance of obtaining a concealed carry permit for a handgun as well. But getting a CCW permit is usually not a problem for celebrities or even anti-gun politicians. Senator Feinstein, one of the biggest gun-grabbers in Congress, has a CCW permit.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on September 11, 2005 02:18 PM

What makes it even more unusual is that Penn has such a well documented history of physically attacking people that it would be impossible for a non-celebrity to get a CCW with the same record.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 11, 2005 02:53 PM

Sean Penn is a Jew (his real name is Milton Kaufman), so of course he is beyond reproach.

Posted by: Cedarford on September 11, 2005 03:01 PM

Hey Cedarford -- welcome back! I missed you, buddy.

Posted by: Brewfan on September 11, 2005 03:04 PM

Me too, CF! Please don't get yourself banned again. I can't live without you.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 11, 2005 03:05 PM

Michael, if you're bored and need something to do the mighty Green Bay Packers will be opening a can of whoop-ass in about an hour. It'll take you're mind off of your boyfriend.

Posted by: BrewFan on September 11, 2005 03:06 PM

:>)

Posted by: Michael on September 11, 2005 03:09 PM

Sean Penn is a Jew (his real name is Milton Kaufman), so of course he is beyond reproach.

Damn, you had me going Michael. That first comment sounded so insane I just assumed it was really Cedarford.

dbs

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 11, 2005 03:21 PM

Why is Penn even being allowed into the area? Is he using his press pass? So what is he? Rescuer with absolutely no training or reporter with absolutely no training? Isn't he afraid of e. coli cooties? Any ccw permit issued in Calif. is not good in another state.

Posted by: on September 11, 2005 03:59 PM

To be fair, Penn isn't concealing that shotgun.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 11, 2005 04:36 PM

Hey... I could help him conceal it.
Might be a bit painful.

Posted by: Retired Geezer on September 11, 2005 05:06 PM

Penn isn't concealing the gun, but that's not the issue. The issue is that the authorities in the hurricane area are arresting civilians walking around with guns. Think they'll touch Penn?

Posted by: Moonbat_One on September 11, 2005 05:31 PM

Well, to be fair, they probably can assume he's not a looter and he won't resist evacuation.
Probably.

Posted by: lauraw on September 11, 2005 06:23 PM

kete holms is now going to became Mrs.CRUISE.offcourse due to tom cruisemac

Posted by: mac on September 12, 2005 05:27 AM

Police Academy 9: Celebrities On Patrol

Now we know the title to that great comedy screenplay Acie wrote

Posted by: Ryan on September 12, 2005 12:50 PM