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September 10, 2005

The New New Orleans Police Force

Rest easy, any more looters will be forced to watch "I Am Sam."

Sean Pen NY Post 2.jpg


posted by Harry Callahan at 11:47 PM
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I swear I think he's lost his frickin' mind.

Posted by: ace on September 10, 2005 11:55 PM

Gee, I wonder if he would do this stuff if his personal photographer wasn't there.
What a publicity whore.

Posted by: fugazi on September 10, 2005 11:58 PM

See, you're making the assumption that Penn's allowed to have a real gun by his handlers. .

This is likely a prop, just like his fake body armor in "Operation: Scuttle."

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on September 11, 2005 12:00 AM

Apparently NeanderBoy has been issued a concealed carry permit by CA -- in spite of his demonstrated proclivity towards violence and beating on people with rocks in the past.

SEAN PENN's CCW

Him with a guns is fucking scary. Not only does he have the CCW, but it seems he lost two pistols.

A Google of ("sean penn" "gun control") turns up quite a sordid history.

There's a good argument he belongs in a rubber room sucking on thorazine pops.

Posted by: Tony on September 11, 2005 12:16 AM

What an idiot.

Posted by: Elvis on September 11, 2005 12:39 AM

Okay, lemme get this straight...he was wearing an ill-equipped flack vest when he was bailing out the boat with that little red cup...but now that he's wandering around with that (looks to me) POS pump gun he's running nekkid, so to speak?

Please, tell me there is one sniper left in that town that understands the irony of plugging him square in the ass.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on September 11, 2005 02:35 AM

Are ya sure it's Sean Penn? He kinda looks like the father if Ace's last date. I think he's carrying "Grammy's Weddin Arm" too. Ya'll know... "th un with th reeng".

Posted by: johnd01 on September 11, 2005 02:51 AM

The article reads in part "[he] made headlines when he was seen helping stranded victims of Hurricane Katrina...."

Really? Cause I thought it made headlines because he looked like a dumbass. Never saw him help any victims. And with a personal photog around I'm thinkin' we would have.

Posted by: Silk on September 11, 2005 02:56 AM

He looks like he's out looking for some guy with a "purty mouth". I hope Ned Beatty isn't part of the relief effort.

Posted by: bullwinkle on September 11, 2005 09:55 AM

please please someone photoshop him with kayane west having some mad max kind of battle or something.....
or have kayane west like lurking in the back ground with a tv and saying something like "He is racist" or "karl rove told sean pen to shoot us"

that might be a bit much......i might have the pc hounds after me....

Posted by: UglyAmericanV1.5 on September 11, 2005 10:35 AM

I like Ned Beatty. I've seen him around town on a few occasions with a group of younger men. I don't know if one was his son or his nephew. They were always talking football, grabbing something to eat, and "going back to watch the big game. " He was always pleasant, generous, and never an attention hog.

Posted by: on September 11, 2005 10:39 AM

Come on, guys, go easy on him. He was just there for a little snipe hunt.

Posted by: CraigC on September 11, 2005 11:34 AM

He looks like he's out looking for some guy with a "purty mouth". I hope Ned Beatty isn't part of the relief effort.

I dunno, from the way he's walking and the expression on his face, I'd say he just got the Ned Beatty treatment!

Posted by: zetetic on September 11, 2005 02:56 PM

Wow, this picture should be getting front page treatment.........if we lived in a world where the "press" reported the news instead of furthering their ideological agendas.

Imagine how the press would react to a RICH WHITE MAN walking through a disaster area WITH A SHOTGUN where most of the disaster victims (who make up the population the minority of looters/criminals are drawn from) are POOR AND BLACK. Now factor in the politics of the RICH WHITE MAN in question, and you'll see why Spiccoli gets a pass on this one.

Jeez, and wassup with the shotgun? It looks like Spiccoli just swam into the closest Wal Mart & grabbed the first Remington 870 Express he saw. I wonder if his "firearms wrangler" spent enough time coaching Sean on how to chamber & fire the gun, or if he just handed it to him & instructed him "OK, don't scratch your head with the end of the barrel".

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on September 11, 2005 03:12 PM

Fuckin trauma tourist.

Posted by: Iblis on September 11, 2005 05:32 PM

Have an OT question about an old song, I cannot seem to locate it on Google.
Local radio station is doing a relief fundraising thing where they will play ANY song you request in exchange for a relief donation.
Its amazing. One second you hear Artie Shaw, then Ozzie Osbourne, then Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White. Its nutty and I love it.
But there are a lot of patriotic songs in the mix, and some particularly New Orleans/Louisiana songs.

This one Southern ballad grabbed me, it is so sweet.
A woman singing in a lilting Southern tone, and the refrain goes "Looosiana love song, calls to me, the birds on the bayou sing a swee-eet melody, Looosiana love song, sing it to me..."

Anybody?? Anybody down South know this song? The artist?

Posted by: lauraw on September 11, 2005 07:02 PM

Got it. Cirby helped me on another post.

DAMN I love the internet.
That's been making me cranky for two days.

Posted by: lauraw on September 11, 2005 07:53 PM

Is it just me or as that gun aimed at his foot?

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease . . .

Posted by: Tim Higgins on September 11, 2005 10:56 PM

He certainly isn't aging as gracefully as Madonna.

Posted by: Helen Gaius Mohiam on September 12, 2005 03:16 AM

Speaking of his fake body armor, isn't that it that he's carrying in his other hand?

Posted by: Tael on September 12, 2005 03:24 PM
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