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September 10, 2005

Somebody Up There Loves Me

And his name is Tony Ferrari, aka "Grandpa Love."

Make sure you take the personality quiz. I was immediately accepted for membership in the order of the Children of the Multiprismed Love.

Thanks to Bob, which is a palindrome, by way of NRO, which is an acronym.


posted by Ace at 04:41 PM
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Oh, wow. I got accepted, too. Isn't it great to be special? Will Tom Cruise be there?

I'll make the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Log Cabin on September 10, 2005 05:15 PM

Ahh. Sweet acceptance! Welcome home! We love you! Whats your bank routing and checking account number?

Posted by: BrewFan on September 10, 2005 05:16 PM

I'll bring the apple sauce !

Posted by: Tres on September 10, 2005 05:20 PM

Stockpile soy products for fun and fellowship - check!

Learn how to use your pets as mediums to the astral plane - check!

Write pamphlets with disturbing hidden messages. - check!

Sleep deprivation seminars - not there yet...

Yoni massage - check!

Essence extraction - like a $5 crack ho

Attend mass weddings - nope, funerals yes.

Leather crafting - you mean like book covers made of pagan skin? Check!

String Art (including god's eyes) - everytime I garrot someone it is gods work. Check.

Dancing with reptiles - Nancy Pelosi? Check!

Develop your super powers,
such as scanner powers and telepathy - I bought mine. Whistlers rock. Check!

Learn to control the minds of others - A $20 bill will get a hobo to do almost anything. Check!

Quarterly potluck supper - now you've gone to far. No way.

Posted by: Tony on September 10, 2005 05:23 PM

Funny as hell - they claim they're independent, but it smacks of subgenius work.

Posted by: geoff on September 10, 2005 06:43 PM

Yay! I was accepted into the family too!

I've always secretly wished that Kurtwood Smith was my dad...

Posted by: Sean M. on September 10, 2005 07:50 PM

Check out the picture at the top. I think that's Janet Reno.

Posted by: Silk on September 10, 2005 08:04 PM

Great news. They accepted me too! Now I have to go answer my phone before the feds tap it.

Posted by: Silk on September 10, 2005 08:07 PM

Ace,

Me too, then!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my train timetable reading.

How did they know I like them?

Posted by: MeTooThen on September 10, 2005 11:04 PM

Did you guys see the size of that guy's head? Top of the page. It's obviously Yarnek of Excalbia with an unconvincing human mask.

Posted by: rdbrewer on September 11, 2005 12:21 AM

When it asked if I lie alot, I lied and said "yes"!

And still, I'm accepted. It feels...wonderful!

Posted by: Joan of ARgghh! on September 11, 2005 09:00 AM
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