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Somebody Up There Loves MeAnd his name is Tony Ferrari, aka "Grandpa Love." Make sure you take the personality quiz. I was immediately accepted for membership in the order of the Children of the Multiprismed Love. Thanks to Bob, which is a palindrome, by way of NRO, which is an acronym. posted by Ace at 04:41 PM
CommentsOh, wow. I got accepted, too. Isn't it great to be special? Will Tom Cruise be there? I'll make the Kool-Aid. Posted by: Log Cabin on September 10, 2005 05:15 PM
Ahh. Sweet acceptance! Welcome home! We love you! Whats your bank routing and checking account number? Posted by: BrewFan on September 10, 2005 05:16 PM
I'll bring the apple sauce ! Posted by: Tres on September 10, 2005 05:20 PM
Stockpile soy products for fun and fellowship - check! Learn how to use your pets as mediums to the astral plane - check! Write pamphlets with disturbing hidden messages. - check! Sleep deprivation seminars - not there yet... Yoni massage - check! Essence extraction - like a $5 crack ho Attend mass weddings - nope, funerals yes. Leather crafting - you mean like book covers made of pagan skin? Check! String Art (including god's eyes) - everytime I garrot someone it is gods work. Check. Dancing with reptiles - Nancy Pelosi? Check! Develop your super powers, Learn to control the minds of others - A $20 bill will get a hobo to do almost anything. Check! Quarterly potluck supper - now you've gone to far. No way. Posted by: Tony on September 10, 2005 05:23 PM
Funny as hell - they claim they're independent, but it smacks of subgenius work. Posted by: geoff on September 10, 2005 06:43 PM
Yay! I was accepted into the family too! I've always secretly wished that Kurtwood Smith was my dad... Posted by: Sean M. on September 10, 2005 07:50 PM
Check out the picture at the top. I think that's Janet Reno. Posted by: Silk on September 10, 2005 08:04 PM
Great news. They accepted me too! Now I have to go answer my phone before the feds tap it. Posted by: Silk on September 10, 2005 08:07 PM
Ace, Me too, then! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my train timetable reading. How did they know I like them? Posted by: MeTooThen on September 10, 2005 11:04 PM
Did you guys see the size of that guy's head? Top of the page. It's obviously Yarnek of Excalbia with an unconvincing human mask. Posted by: rdbrewer on September 11, 2005 12:21 AM
When it asked if I lie alot, I lied and said "yes"! And still, I'm accepted. It feels...wonderful! Posted by: Joan of ARgghh! on September 11, 2005 09:00 AM
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