The Jawas gone wild video is so much better ...

You know what's going on, right?

Why it is quieter around here than usual.
F'n football.

fooootballllllll

hook em Horns

Does this mean we can start telling Aggie jokes?

Ohio State is goin down

When do we stop telling aggie jokes?

Okay then...

Q: What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?

A: Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

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Q: How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig?

A: He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

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Q: How do you get a Texas A&M graduate off your front porch?

A: You pay for the pizza.

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An Aggie got a job at an east Texas sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it, he replied, "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"

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Q: What do you call a female Aggie who takes birth control pills?

A: A humanitarian.

An Aggie was driving from College Station to Dallas with his girl. As they were nearing Dallas he reached over and placed his hand on her thigh. So said, "why don't you go a little further." So he drove to Oklahoma City.

Q) Do you know how they separate the men from the boys at TU?
A) With a crowbar.

Did you hear about the recent archaeological discovery at College Station this fall?

They found the 1937 "Hide and Go Seek" Team Captain.

As I was sitting at the bar the other night, I asked the bartender if he wanted to hear an Aggie joke. He said, "You see that guy to your left? He's an Aggie. That guy to your right? A&M. And me, 12th Man. So are you sure you want to tell that Aggie joke?"

"Not if I have to explain it three times."

A cop pulls over an Aggie for speeding. Cop says "Got any ID?" and the Aggie says "Bout wot?"

One aggie asked the other aggie to look and see if his turn signal light was working.

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes . No.

Q - Why don't Aggies like making KOOL-AID?

A - Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Why don't aggie moms like to breastfeed their babies?

It hurts when they boil the nipples.