Uh, you mean "Moutuary-Business," right?

And, yes, I know that I made a typo while I was trying to correct you, so that little irony isn't lost on me.

God, I suck.

Where's Glen "hobo killer" Reynolds these days anyway?

And "shekels."

Yeah, that was a bad one. And no one even mentioned my original "New Orleanans."

How do you say citizens of New Orleans, anyway? I guess it's just "New Orleans," with the stress on the "ans."

Maybe with an accent mark?

Eh, fuckit. Can't do accent marks.

New Orleáns

Test.

This is probably going to lead to all sorts of html abuse, but HTML codes for accents and characters.

Hey, this is kind of fun.

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I mentioned it the other day on your site, Ace, but the BIG reason the MSM and Dems (especially Dem Black Caucus) were pushing the 'Bush disaster' of New Orleans...
(via Al Reuters)
Republican push for black votes hit by storm
Sep 08 2:17 PM US/Eastern

By John Whitesides, Political Correspondent

Bush kills indiscriminately and so shall we...[slurp...smack]...

How do you say citizens of New Orleans, anyway? I guess it's just "New Orleans," with the stress on the "ans."

Nor-lens. A very very slight slur in the Nor, more like Nuor-lens. It always sounds like one word with two syllables. My apologies if I am telling you something you already know.

New Orleanian is what I've always used when refering to folks in the generic sense. Specific ones not named would be called "Cap", "Chief", "Dahlin", "Sugah", or "Yer Momma'ndem".

Democrats anti-Bush petition seeks funds.

The lead says it all

WASHINGTON - A new Democratic effort to whip up indignation about the Bush administration's handling of Hurricane Katrina also tried to raise money for Democratic candidates.

Hm.

No surprise, I guess.

Just remember how indignant the Democrats were when a picture of Bush on the phone on 9/11 was used in fundraising materials?

Just sayin'.

Ace I take back my previous post Ace: Don't worry about that spelling thing. I have no patience with someone who can only spell a word one way. Accurate spelling is a sign of a limited/low I.Q. In fact your superior imaginative spelling abilities likely indicate that you are a genius.

Posted by john at September 8, 2005 05:24 PM
I Hereby amend that post by inserting unsurpassed for superior and undoubtedly for likely

See, the thing is that HALLIBURTON IS GOING TO GET THE CONTRACTS TO RECONSTRUCT NEW ORLEANS!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!!!

"We're kind of like the vampire Lestat, only with wing-tips and power-ties."

You are so out of it. Nobody wears wing tips anymore. Tassel loafers, man. Get a job.

"We're kind of like the vampire Lestat, only with wing-tips and power-ties."

And less gay.

Yeah, uh, less gay.

I nomintate the term "New Orleaniacs".

The whitewash continues.

Read this story.

Notice any names missing?

"The decision was just one of many questionable calls, at all levels of government, which delayed or deprived victims of desperately needed help."

"All levels of government" = "Bush. No other government official could have done anything because Bush had all the magic voodoo power to make everything work but he is too busy building his Army of the Undead with the help of Halliburton! And then he's going to steal all the oil and hide it under his bed! Aiiieeeee!"

Slub, I've been wondering about that... knowing how the fingerpointing and screeching doesn't play well to those in the middle...

I mean, there's been more finger pointing goin on than Sally Struthers in a donut shop...

I think they're raising money with the faithful.

I suppose the company is run by Jooooooos because you know how they are so into the cremation business. It wasn't Nazi's during WW2, it was those pesky Jooooos!

Like father, like son is what I say. 43 is trying to finish 41's gulf war and trying to out hurricane Daddy. Bush Senior whipped up Hurricane Andrew. Bush Jr doesn't do anything daddy doesn't do.

Like father, like son is what I say. 43 is trying to finish 41's gulf war and trying to out hurricane Daddy. Bush Senior whipped up Hurricane Andrew. Bush Jr doesn't do anything daddy doesn't do.

Heh. Great parody. You really captured the way liberals try to mock both the current president and his fa...

What?

This probably isn't a parody?

Um...

Well, it should be.

new orleans was the hub of the old racist slave trade. as everyone knows, the bush crime family made its original stash in the slave trade. obviously, they destroyed new orleans because they want to start up that biz again. all the refugees will become .... "the zombie slaves of halliuburton!"
KKKarl rove and AsKKKroft and BusHitler have been and President Cheney planning this for decades.

Bush v1.0 was attacked in FL for the Andrew response...

Looks like someone needs a nice, tall, frosty glass of S. T. F. U.

Shut up, Cindy. Your celebrity days are over.

Over.

Get used to it.

I'm confident that Ace's recent guest blogger wasn't needed just because Ace was off on another multi-state spree of senseless thrill-killings. Well, pretty confident anyway. And besides, could you really blame him if he was? (Which he wasn't, so get that idea right out of your head.) I mean, how long can a man go, anyway, without skinning a hobo or two. Or eleven. I mean, it's not like rural police departments can afford their own methane sniffers. Good thing, too! Right, Ace? (Not that he would know any more about prowling the railyards than any other modern-day vampire. If he were one. Which, of course, he isn't. And neither am I.)

Plus, Ace does not watch CSI in order to keep his crime scenes evidence-free. He watches for the dialogue and the visual style. Besides, lotsa guys drive around back roads in the wee hours in vans full of tools, wearing black clothes and latex gloves.

New Orleaneans ™

Is it okay to tell a Katrina joke yet? Actually its a flood joke. I'm telling it anyway.

As Katrina was bearing down, old Boudreaux was sitting on his porch when a rescue truck came by to evacuate him. Boudreaux refused the help. "Thanks but no thanks. I have asked God to save me from Katrina and I trust in God"

As the storm hit, the waters were rising and Boudreaux moved to the second story. Out of the window he saw a boat coming to take him out. "Thanks but no thanks. I have asked God to save me from Katrina and I trust in God"

As the waters rose past the second story, Boudreaux moved to the roof top. A helicopter came and lowered a rope for Boudreaux. "Thanks but no thanks. I have asked God to save me from Katrina and I trust in God"

Eventually the water covered the roof and Old Boudreaux drowned. When he reached the pearly gates he was greeted by God. Boudreaux exclaimed "God, why didn't you save me. Why did you let me die!"

God replied " What do ya mean I didn't try save you. I sent a truck, a boat and a helicopter !! "

No open thread? Dang it.

Via Insty: FEMA has never been all that fast...

Hillary Clinton says FEMA was more effective when her husband was president. The victims of Hurricane Floyd might venture a different opinion, and it wasn't FEMA that kept supplies from the Superdome.

During a post-Katrina conference call with reporters, Sen. Clinton said, "Helping localities do what they needed to do to mitigate damage — that philosophy governed FEMA during the Clinton administration. It obviously was rejected by this administration."

Does that mean Clinton's FEMA was the model of government efficiency and effectiveness? Or was it closer to the DMV and post office? Just ask the tens of thousands of people left stranded up and down the Eastern Seaboard by Hurricane Floyd in 1999.

"We're starting to move the trailers in," said then-FEMA director and current Hillary favorite James Lee Witt, nearly a month after Floyd first hit. "It's been so wet, it's been difficult to get things in there" — an explanation that sounds familiar.

Again, just pointing this out. The liberal house of cards begins to fall, and it's still going unreported by the media.

Gee, go figure.

Whoops. Everything but the last sentence is quoted material.

Floyd first hit

I don't think they really got rolling until Dark Side of the Moon, but I suppose you could make a case for Ummagumma or Meddle.

While I understand the geographic reference inherent in Lestat, I prefer to think of us as more like Vlad the Impaler. Vlad on it's own is just cool, but when you add 'the Impaler' it just rocks.

Let's face it, Lestat just sounds teh gay.

More of the mindless braying from these dumb two legged jackasses what will they say next the world is flat and if we sail too far we will fall off the edge and be eet up by sea monsters?