If you substitute Absolut Vodka for Valu-Rite and Ralph Lauren briefs for torn and stained Batman underoos, Gutfield could be Ace!

...but nah. Gutfield may be funny, but not Margaret Cho funny. Ace is so Margaret Cho funny that even Margaret Cho cannot aspire to be as Margaret-Cho-funny as Ace is.

"Are you receiving radio transmissions from your dental fillings?
Are they telling you that you're Norman Mailer?
Are they correct?"

LMFAO.

Gutfield perfectly, *PERFECTLY* captures the disdain and contempt I feel for "celebrities" and the surrounding, worshipful culture, but am too limited to express.

Way to go, Greg.

Cordially...

I love the comments he's getting too. High-minded snark, bile, bitterness, hatred -- all those things we love about the peaceful and caring members of the political Left.

This is from "Craig":

I read the first sentence and the last... think I'll let my cat fill in the rest with whatever it was he just expelled out of his gaping maw onto my keyboard (apparently he got your [t]"wit".)

Nice to see someone still finds the time to laugh at the expense of others.

Shouldn't you be somewhere? Or is that decaf double latté beside your $1500 laptop too good to leave behind?

The only thing louder than your bombastic drivel is the sound of your own hand patting your back.

Man, there's more than enough alleys in the world - why can't I meet you in one?

Sigh...

What a jackass festival. No wonder Gutfeld never runs out of ammo.

Huffington's post is an interesting example of being right by being wrong.

When will they (Democrats) finally understand that they will not be a majority party again until they clearly define for the country where they stand on national security -- and why their way will keep us safer than what the other guys are doing?

Uhm.. cause they don't know how? Cause no one believes them? Heck I don't know.

Man, there's more than enough alleys in the world - why can't I meet you in one?
Sigh...

Thats sounds more like an invitation for a BJ coming from a guy who types on his computer with his purty cat in his lap.

Dman:

Thats sounds more like an invitation for a BJ coming from a guy who types on his computer with his purty cat in his lap.

LOL!

Especially with the sigh at the end. I got the mental picture of some willowy North Beach type who's pining after Gutfeld's manly biceps.

-How will post-modernism help those in need right now on the Gulf Coast? -Don't you think hicks who can do construction are more valuable to society than you? -Does this shocking juxtaposition explain everything at the HuffPo? ------------------- Weren’t you once Gary Hart?

Are you currently alive?

Bwahahaha.

I also love how all the critical comments are only slightly varied versions of: "You must think you're so smart. And funny. But you're not smart. Or funny!" [commenter then presumably sobs into tissue with anger and frustration offscreen]

How has that guy not been purged yet?

He said on the show he suspected they were in a quandry, because they supposedly believe in Free Speech and diversity of voices and all.

I suspect they're looking for loophole.

I suspect he suspects that as well.

ace:

He's probably deliberately baiting them and see how far he can go before they give him the boot.

Especially with the sigh at the end

That was the tip off. How many guys looking for a fight heave their shoulders and sigh?

hehehe, check the bio.

AND as for the guy who wanted to meet me in an alley: please specify for what. Not sure whether to bring a knife or a condom. What the hell - i'll bring both!

His Bio/Secret Blog is fucking hilarious.

Gutfield is almost too good to be true. The minute he gets shitcanned at HuffPo (no way he makes it past September, not at this rate - he's getting too close to their personal conceits for comfort), he could start a blog and instantly start raking in Malkinesque numbers.

And the strange thing is, he DOES seem kinda like an alter-ego of Ace. Very similar in their use of sarcasm and contempt...though Ace is infinitely nerdier.

I dunno. If Arianna hasn't shit-canned him by now, she may not. It's hard to see how much more insulting he can be consistently, post after post. I'd love to know how much traffic he's generating for the site.

His page and bio are on my "check every day" list, after which I glance over the front page of HuffPo for the What Whackjobs Think is Important Index. I'm not sure I'd let myself in for that grief, if not for him.

Very similar in their use of sarcasm and contempt...though Ace is infinitely nerdier.

It only seems that way because he's richer. He can snort blow off the ass of a $1200 a night callgirl. I'm restricted to writing role-playing scenarios ("modules" for the old-school among you) about such things.

i have lost interest in cindy shaheen since she stopped wearing the hat. i was hoping that when she finally removed the hat, there would be a smaller hat underneath. and so on, like those russian dolls. but instead of dolls, there would be hats. adorable gardening hats.

From the Bio/Secret Blog - damn is that funny.

Don't sell yourself short Ace. Your nerdiness is innate - no amount of scratch would change it.

supposedly believe in Free Speech and diversity of voices and all.

I suspect "diversity of vices" is more accurate.

The kinkier the better.