I hope they bring giant puppets. It's just not a Moveon.org-sponsored protest without the giant, papier maché puppets.

*weeping*

Yes! YES! The puppets!
I need to see the puppets.

This is totatlly a grassroots spontaneous protest -- not a cynical elitist demostration paid for by billionaire hedge fund mangers.

Yeah, puppets.

And morons on stilts. Gotta have the stilts.

And ugly naked people!

And drums.

Bad nudity. Need bad nudity.

What about CINDY! ? Is CINDY! going to be there to lend moral authority?

Oh now see that would make it absolutely perfect.

I'll buy Michael Moore and Jane Fonda plane tickets, too.

This protest is going to be a disaster. The usual motley bunch of anti-war, anti-globalization, anti-capitalism types are going to show up with maybe some anti-support for Israel types.

It's going to be great.

Two words:
Scrotum Inflator

Damn you Warthog.

Now if the skinny naked old guy with the hugely inflated scrotum doesn't show up, the whole protest will all have been in vain.

On a related note, the other day I spotted a level 3 drum circle here on the campus of the University of Cent. Florida. You don't see those around here very often.

It was beautiful.

The parks around here have a spraying program for those.

Megan, you'll need two tickets for Moore if he flies Southwest.

Point, Dave.

LOL Dave

Customers of Size Policy, Southwest Airlines.

Only airline I heard get bad PR for this, although according to their website, some other carriers do it too. So my bad. It does sound as though it's a "policy" that other carriers have, but few enforce. Southwest's Q&A page admits it's a policy they really didn't start enforcing until a couple of years ago.

I can't wait for those dumbshits to actually show the courage of their convictions and start rioting, like they did in Seattle.

And I hope every second of it is shown on television.

"Customers of size?"

Isn't that pretty much everyone, since we all have a size?

"since we all have a size"

Silly Slubs. We don't all have a color either, remember?

I think it's their way of being sensitive. It is a clumsy construction, but I can't think of a better alternative that I'd want on my business' website.

Oh, yeah...right. Forgot about that.

Sensitivity?

Pah!

"I can't think of a better alternative"

Dave: how 'bout a LISTEN UP YOU FAT FUCKS policy? What the hell, they say it only affects half a percent of their customers anyway.

Well, enforcing the policy seems to be another way of saying that, but your alternative has the virtue of being precise.

Well, if I were one of those lardbuckets, I might appreciate an airline who called me "differently slender" or something like that.

Assuming, of course, that in addition to being differently slender, I was also a person of enhanced stupidity.

God, I hope C-Span covers this. I'm setting my TiVo.

A little O/T, but ABC totally kicked butt last night. It slammed the left.

And Media Matters is working very hard on an expose, claiming Bush telling Louisiana authorities to do a mandatory evac isn't actually the same as Bush telling Louisiana authorities to do a mandatory evac.

And yes, I proofed it. No typos.

"Excellent visuals."
You betcha.

Man, wish I didn't have to work today. I'd like to see some of the jokers in person.

MoveOn members

I will be on-site distributing my new full-body MetallicMoonbatHazMat™ condoms for those "members" so their toxicity is contained.

The MetallicMoonbatHazMat™ full-body condom sports convenient integral carry handles on the sides so it can double as a bodybag

Please don't mention the inflated scrotum guy again. I had just gotten that image out of my mind.

Ugh.

I have personally seen one of these puppets.

They are big and probably take hours to make.

Too much time on their hands? You decide.

how 'bout a LISTEN UP YOU FAT FUCKS policy? Megan: LOL. Even us fat guys thought that was funny.

Found it!

'Dude of Gravity'

Try again

"They intend to ask him why he diverted over 40 percent of federal funding between 2001-2005 away from New Orleans. "

Why should anyone subsidize the existence of a city filled with people who hate him? It just doesn't make sense to expect that.