Its so nice that commie thugs feel comfortable about lashing the U.S.

..using leftist talking points. Repeating what Democrats say when criticizing Bush. Like "on vacation".

It won't change them. Nothing new really, I remember the same crap with Daniel Ortega, Castro...oh, and al-Jazeera.

(Why does that always remind me of Al Jarreau?)

Chavez looks like a golem - seriously, it think his face is actually carved out of solid rock.

He and the Dems differ more on methods than on actual philosophy.

IQHP (I Question His Patriotism)

He and the Dems differ more on methods than on actual philosophy.

Ahem *cough* *cough* they don't even differ on that.

Ace,

Get What?

..

No, they don't get it.

Not.

Nope.

"Zero.

Zip.

Zed."

GHWB 41

Here's my prediction:

Someone will smuggle a suitcase nuke across the Mexican border.

Someone from San Fransico will transport that person to Houston, where no one will notice a white hippy going about their business, even if it is in Deer Park.

Bomb explodes along Refinery Row, leading to a cascading effect that ends up incinerating much of southeast Texas. Millions die.

Lefties celebrate. Texas had it coming!

Then the power goes out. It never comes back on.

They are quickly eaten.

They are quickly eaten.

Will I still be able to pass a drug test after eating OldHippieGumbo™?

Will I still be able to pass a drug test after eating OldHippieGumbo

No, But the satisfaction will be worth it.

Hillary/Hugo in '08!

You cannot stop them, you can only hope to contain them.

Hippies aren't kosher.

:(

No way. I wouldn't eat stank radioactive lefty with your mouth. But I'm fussy that way.

And they're gamey.

Chavez has been a douche since (at least) '98. I went to school with a kid from Venezuela whos uncle had all his assets (bottling factory, radio station, tv broadcasting gear) confiscated by the gov't at the time. Nobody heard a damn thing about that stuff back then, never mind all the human rights abuses going on, nor that the "people" have been rebelling against him since, again at least, '98 - and they're just being put down by gov't stooges. Illlegal elections, rigged recall votes, bullshit referendums... its a friggin banana republic down there. Run by straight up Communists.

Let's not forget this is the same asshole who gave $1MM to AQ on 9/11 or 9/12.

What a prick.

Of course, the toughness of hippie doesn't matter if you make it into a nice stew.

Ooooooo Shiny! [stare]

Sorry, Slu, but despite the novelty value of human flesh, that does not sound half as good as Dave in Texas's recipe for tortilla soup. Remember, the trick is freshly ground cumin.

Don't make me start posting recipes again.

A brand new drool cup and a shiny piece of foil can keep me occupied for hours.

BRAND NEW cups? SHINY foil?

Whoa, dude... You just gave yourself away. Someone's been reelin' in that crazy blog money.

Ahhhhh... the first retraction/correction.

Welcome to blogging, Laura.

As physicians in training say, you're not a doctor until you've killed your first patient.

BEAMING WITH PRIDE

He's dead, Jim!

Eh. Remember Dan Rather's motto: "We get 90% of this stuff right."

Personally, I shoot for 78% (a solid C+), but if you want to go higher than that, have a party.

90?

I think you're being too generous.

Also remember that no one's reading this moronblog except for idiots like Slublog and Dave and Michael and etc., so really, who gives a rat's ass?

And we hit the refresh button like crack-addicted ferrets in a research lab.

Damn, is that 'L' on my forehead permanent, or will it go away when I dump AoS from my faves?

So the 7212 average per day from Site Meter isn't true?

/dbs wondering why he didn't get listed

//wait, maybe I'm part of the "etc.."

"Also remember that no one's reading this moronblog..."

Now you tell me. Shit.

I've been making 1/2 inch penalty-cuts on my forearm with a box cutter for the last half hour.

This is totally gonna fuck up the evening gown competition.

And we hit the refresh button like crack-addicted ferrets in a research lab.

Plus, I keep compulsively checking my Inbox for the thank-you note from my last contributiion to Ace's PayPal account. I mean, if you want the crazy blog money, you have to do some donor maintenance.

Am I crazy to expect this? I mean, it's not like Ace is a really big-time blogger.

So we should never ever crtiticize our government because that would be disloyal? Isn't that called facism? This government killed so many people...Bush and FEMA director Mike Brown should be put on trial....oh wait, I forgot, those poor people were "underpriveleged so this is working out better for them" Arrogant assholes

So we should never ever crtiticize our government because that would be disloyal? Isn't that called facism? This government killed so many people...Bush and FEMA director Mike Brown should be put on trial....oh wait, I forgot, those poor people were "underpriveleged so this is working out better for them" Arrogant assholes

Great comment!

You're right, this government killed many people. That is, if you're talking about the state and local government.

If you're not willing to face the facts that it was not entirely the fault of the federal government, though, then you've just proven yourself to be yet another lefty troll incapable of original thought.

Yeah just look at hugo the horrid give dope to the demacraps what arrangment of lowlifes to ever hang out together

I like 'em crazy like that. The crazier the better, because it drives the middle to the right. I was just talking to a couple of Kerry voters at work today and I couldn't get over how they put the Katrina blame squarely on Nagin and Blanco. Some of the faithful are starting to wake up.

gamey?

simple. mix a little mustard in the batter. take it right out.

I have to do everything for you goobers.

Yeah, but how do you get rid of the patchouli aftertaste?

Who put the bottled water in your bedroom?
You did, baby, you did baby

Who stashed an axe and some dry food in your attic?
You did baby! You did baby!

Yeah, but how do you get rid of the patchouli aftertaste?

Finish off that bottle of JD that got you through the preparation phase...

Hugo isn't so bad after all.

1. He said he will give cheaper oil to Jesse Jackson's inner city parasites. Meaning less out of pocket for the parasites from US taxpayers!

2. His people announced over the weekend that they are appropriating Heinz Family ketchup factories in Venezuela.

simple. mix a little mustard in the batter. take it right out.
I have to do everything for you goobers.

Here's a tip: Don't fuck with Dave in Texas when it comes to cooking advice. Instead, if you want his tortilla soup recipe, go to here (you're going to have to scroll about 90% of the way down). You won't regret this. Remember, freshly ground chorizo.

Two more reasons why Hugo Chavez is getting more popular all over Latin America, and one more why America should say gracias!

1. His policies are ensuring the middle class gets more of the wealth created in Venezuela. The middle class is growing, the richest 1% which once had 40% of all wealth created flowing to them, have less, while the poor and middle class are seeing their standards of living rise.

2. Chavez is telling the Yankee to piss off - screw the free trade and favor the rich strategy the Yankees pushed that caused crony capitalism disaster from Panama to Argentina & Chile. The whole continent is going Left after the "freedom of the Right" experiment failed terribly. Venezuela is rolling in new petro money and Chavez has indeed pissed off every Republican Rightwinger ....and there is nothing the Gringo can do to him. Latins love this shit.

Americans can be grateful because:

1. Chavez just announced he is sending an extra 1 million barrels of refined gasoline to the USA as a way of helping out from Katrina's impact - while warning that Bush and his rich oil buddies may price gouge, so beware...

Thanks everyone for continuing the ideas for hippy recipes, or as I like to call them, hippycipes.

I feel like I've really contributed. It's getting a lot more response than my self-congratulating posts about Houston's response to refugees.

It's clear now: Eating hippies starts memes.

OMG - they are eating hippie corpses in NOLA? (without Grey Poupon)

Its Drudge siren time.

Should hippies be brined before roasting?

"His policies are ensuring the middle class gets more of the wealth created in Venezuela."

Bullshit, Heinrich. The middle class wants this joker run out on a rail, as did the middle classes of Nicaragua and Panama. Ever and ever the guy at the top has used the mob to keep people from rising.