It's about time someone stood up for perverts.

Yeah dude, wtf are you thinking?

Jeez, it's not like he raped her, which even if he did, it's legal now, or at least should be by now according to Cameron Diaz' moonbat moment on Oprah.

Incidentally, as someone from Europe, that stuff is illegal and just as frowned upon. What we have here are a few real 'European progressives'.

Yeah, I don't really believe it. I think it's bullshit, just another opportunity to say "you stupid Americans."

You stupid Americans.

Obviously bullshit -- just hard to believe anyone would think points could be scored here. Next they'll be calling Americans crass idiots for "persecuting" child molesters.

Thank heav-un, for little girls...

Ace you are out to lunch on this one. You have to understand, in europe this is called ROMANCE. See in Europe you just unzip, flip it out, and say OH BABY. Here in the U.S. we tend to give flowers and compliments to our ladies, maybe even engaging in a little repartee, and then ask them out to dinner or some kind of entertainment. Its only later that we get down to real business.. It saves a lot of unnecessary conversation and expense the Europenis way.

You'd think the oh so wordly Eurotrash would at least have a little concern over the presence of perv fluids in a public area like this. For a whole continent of people who rarely bother to bathe more than once a week I guess it makes little difference what kind of sticky substance you sit it, it'll dry out sooner or later. Or not.

You know, Hannibal Lecter was very European in cultural outlook, and even he wasn't pleased at Multiple Migs throwing semen on Clarice.

Just sayin'.

It's about time someone stood up for perverts.

Indeed - the job is too much for just the ACLU alone to handle.

Here in the U.S. we tend to give flowers and compliments to our ladies, maybe even engaging in a little repartee, and then ask them out to dinner or some kind of entertainment.

Gaylord.

What's the matter, ace? George didn't buy you dinner first?

Gaylord.
Yeh Ace we all know you're more of a cash transaction kind of a guy.

Did George slip you the tongue in your dream, Ace? Because if he did, well...

George Clooney from ER, or George Clooney from Batman?

Or George Clooney from Roseanne?

"...scaling his dorkfish."

I've got to remember that one.

Hell, let em masturbate in public now, soon it will be burqas for all.

I love it when the Euros demonstrate their moral superiority.

Let this be a lesson for all of you travelers out there; this is expected- nay, encouraged- behavior on European mass transit.

Ah, zee Fronsh countryside, eet ees zo beautiful...(squirt) Oh! Mon dieu!

This wasn't the first time in recent months that a subway pervert was captured on camera phones. Check out the photos and news of an arrest made as a result at knownunknowns.blogspot.com.

I can't believe the number of Euros spending so much time worrying about Americans worrying about subway perverts imposing their sexually aggressive and utterly inappropriate behavior that offends our cultural sensibilities.

The French ban on culturally inappropriate headscarves is especially funny now.