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August 25, 2005

Expert Gun Handling, Continued

Whenever I'm going to shoot off some potent 12 guage shotgun rounds, I know I like the comfort and control of bracing the but right up snug against my nardsac.

This certified atom-splitter seems to agree. In fact, this soon-to-be-Nobel-Larueate agrees twice.

Thanks to OgreGunner.


posted by Ace at 04:06 PM
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I'd like to see him try that with this: Barrett 82A1

Posted by: on August 25, 2005 04:15 PM

Or this one, the Canadian Baldwin gun:
http://randomnumbers.us/

Posted by: bullwinkle on August 25, 2005 04:19 PM

No wonder everyone thinks us Red Staters are all stooooooopid...

Posted by: Dogstar on August 25, 2005 04:24 PM

Since our nasty-filter won't allow this link through, can someone please explain the joke?

Posted by: Monty on August 25, 2005 04:26 PM

He braces the shotgun against his testicles and fires it. Twice.

The effect of this is as you would imagine it to be.

Posted by: ace on August 25, 2005 04:34 PM

It looks to me like this is the gateway act for stupid sex tricks. You let a shotgun recoil into your balls and you think you can stop after one or two blasts, but you're going to keep seeking out more intense thrills. Mark my words, sooner or later this guy is going to wind up behind the barn with Mr. Ed rupturing his colon.

Posted by: utron on August 25, 2005 04:39 PM

What an asshole! Proving again that alcohol, firearms and stupidity don't mix. Early in my shooting career someone gave me a sawed off shotgun to try. The butt had also been sawed off so I rested it on my right hip. Hurt like hell! But that was my inexpierence for even without a stock it fired fine just in two hands, and a whole lot better than leaned on a hip.

This guy would've learned his lesson the first time around if had he tried shooting a Remington 600 rifle in .300 Win Mag like that, once he got out of surgery, that is.

Posted by: 72 buffoons on August 25, 2005 05:42 PM

This guy should have his hunting license revoked for being too stupid to be allowed to shoot a gun, and that's quite an acheivement!

PS I own an arsenal and love shooting but their are some real dummies out their.

Posted by: shit from shinola on August 25, 2005 05:44 PM

The drill seargent I had at Ft Dix many moons ago did this with an M16. He fired off about 5-6 rounds full auto.

M16 isn't quite a shotgun though...

Posted by: Tony on August 25, 2005 06:07 PM

playing with firearms is such a danger to families. Does cut down on the need for vasectomies nationwide though.

Posted by: john on August 25, 2005 09:31 PM
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