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August 20, 2005

Mighty Murderin' Power Rangers!

One of the Power Rangers and his wife kill a married couple to steal their yacht.

They're expected to be defended by F. Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro, Mark Geragos and Ron Kuby, who will all join together to form an eighty-foot tall Gargantuan Legal Defense Robot.



posted by Ace at 07:56 PM
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It was a rather minor extra, actually. I know this because, as soon as I saw the item, I tried to find out which ranger it was.

Guy was basically a sleestak.

Yeah. Go on. Pretend you don't know.

Posted by: S. Weasel on August 20, 2005 08:12 PM

Oh, well in that case......

Posted by: CraigC on August 20, 2005 08:21 PM

The story is great. Your comment - even better!

Posted by: slickdpdx on August 20, 2005 09:21 PM

Sorry, one more thing: They might wanna contact Vince Bugliosi, he's handled this kind of case before

Posted by: slickdpdx on August 20, 2005 09:24 PM

According to this link, one of their "alleged" co-conspirators in this crime was a 40-year old member of the Crips street gang named................John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

You can't make this stuff up, people. Reality will ALWAYS trump fiction.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on August 20, 2005 11:06 PM

First thing I thought when I saw the story was, "Has to be the blue one".

Posted by: Alex_fs on August 20, 2005 11:09 PM

It gets worse:

http://www.dailypilot.com/front/story/22133p-31323c.html

He's now been accused of another murder from 2003. The victim cashed two $25,000 checks before he disappeared, and Skylar deposited $21k in his bank account the next day (as well as spending $18k at a boatyard and $2.2k for his wife's wedding ring).

You know, I never would have thought a pussy little actor with a gaywad name like "Skylar" would be capable of slitting a man's throat & lashing a couple to an anchor before tossing them in the ocean while still alive. I guess show business really brings out the best in people, eh?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on August 21, 2005 09:46 AM

looks like he wasn't even a power ranger. The reuters source screwed up the story, and it turns out he was just an extra

Posted by: son of america on August 21, 2005 11:53 AM

Let's try that link thingy again now, shall we?

Skylar

Damn, that Val-U-Rite Vodka's got a kick to it.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on August 21, 2005 12:04 PM

What is the matter with people?!

Evil/active/stupid. Four wastes of human skin.

Posted by: Dianna on August 22, 2005 12:45 PM

And throw in VOLTRON as the lawyer for the prosicuttion

Posted by: night heron on August 22, 2005 11:51 PM
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