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August 20, 2005
Mighty Murderin' Power Rangers!One of the Power Rangers and his wife kill a married couple to steal their yacht. They're expected to be defended by F. Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro, Mark Geragos and Ron Kuby, who will all join together to form an eighty-foot tall Gargantuan Legal Defense Robot.
posted by Ace at 07:56 PM
CommentsIt was a rather minor extra, actually. I know this because, as soon as I saw the item, I tried to find out which ranger it was. Guy was basically a sleestak. Yeah. Go on. Pretend you don't know. Posted by: S. Weasel on August 20, 2005 08:12 PM
Oh, well in that case...... Posted by: CraigC on August 20, 2005 08:21 PM
The story is great. Your comment - even better! Posted by: slickdpdx on August 20, 2005 09:21 PM
Sorry, one more thing: They might wanna contact Vince Bugliosi, he's handled this kind of case before Posted by: slickdpdx on August 20, 2005 09:24 PM
According to this link, one of their "alleged" co-conspirators in this crime was a 40-year old member of the Crips street gang named................John Fitzgerald Kennedy. You can't make this stuff up, people. Reality will ALWAYS trump fiction. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on August 20, 2005 11:06 PM
First thing I thought when I saw the story was, "Has to be the blue one". Posted by: Alex_fs on August 20, 2005 11:09 PM
It gets worse: http://www.dailypilot.com/front/story/22133p-31323c.html He's now been accused of another murder from 2003. The victim cashed two $25,000 checks before he disappeared, and Skylar deposited $21k in his bank account the next day (as well as spending $18k at a boatyard and $2.2k for his wife's wedding ring). You know, I never would have thought a pussy little actor with a gaywad name like "Skylar" would be capable of slitting a man's throat & lashing a couple to an anchor before tossing them in the ocean while still alive. I guess show business really brings out the best in people, eh? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on August 21, 2005 09:46 AM
looks like he wasn't even a power ranger. The reuters source screwed up the story, and it turns out he was just an extra Posted by: son of america on August 21, 2005 11:53 AM
Let's try that link thingy again now, shall we? Damn, that Val-U-Rite Vodka's got a kick to it. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on August 21, 2005 12:04 PM
What is the matter with people?! Evil/active/stupid. Four wastes of human skin. Posted by: Dianna on August 22, 2005 12:45 PM
And throw in VOLTRON as the lawyer for the prosicuttion Posted by: night heron on August 22, 2005 11:51 PM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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