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Iraq Constitution DelayedThis isn't disaster, but there's always been a problem. Turkey demands we keep Iraq as a single entity, while the two groups in Iraq who actually support us (the Kurds and Shi'ites) seem to want to break the country up into three. The only actual Iraqis fully behind keeping the country as one are our opponents in the war and in the terrorist insurgency, the Sunnis. Probably because the oil is chiefly in areas dominated by the Kurds and Shi'ites. I had thought we could finesse this problem, but I don't know anymore. We may have to anger Turkey and allow the Kurds and Shi'ites to form their own countries. Of course they'll stiff the Sunnis on oil that is (arguably) partly theirs, from a historical perspective. Not sure how much we owe the Iraqi Sunnis at this point, though. Give 'em the desert and let them blow up themselves if they won't join with other Iraqis and accept their place in a democractic Iraq. At least it would be a useful threat. The Turkish Complication continues to strangely put us on the side of our sworn enemies and against our allies. How hard to we struggle to satisfy a sometime ally that refused to let us use their land as a base and thus made the war and its aftermath more difficult for us? posted by Ace at 11:44 AM
CommentsTurkey is not an important consideration in all this. The Kurds will do as they see fit to do(ie. what they feel will be of most use to their interests), and Turkey's viewpoint will be of some but not overwhelming interest to them. I think this 'glitch' will be overcome soon as the Sunnis are more or less convinced that they will not be 'stiffed' on the OIL. Or not, but either way the Kurds and the Shias will NEVER consent to starting the whole damn process from the beginning and some form of Constitution will be presented for ratification. It is not just the Sunnis who oppose however. I suspect that many Iraqis are none too fond of the 'Islamic' flavour supported by the Shia religious Parties. There will have to be compromises,on the basis of --- You can keep your people under Sharia if you wish, but take a big hike if you also want ME to be constrained by it as well. No big deal unless it all breaks down in gunfire and explosions. Posted by: dougf on August 16, 2005 12:01 PM
Getting the many Iraqi factions to agree to a secular form of constitutional government was never going to be easy and is perhaps Bush's greatest gamble. None of the Islamic countries have any real experience with representative government. Even their concept of 'free' elections is tightly controlled in terms of which candidates are permitted to run and in many cases are merely a venue to chose the tyrant of the year. Actually, considering the emnity between the various groups (Kurds, Sunnis, Bathists, Shiites) it's a marvel they have come this far. However, I predict the greatest challenge will be from the Shiites who want to impose a Islamic base government (Sharia) on the nation. Posted by: docdave on August 16, 2005 12:31 PM
If a democratic Iraq embraces Sharia law we will have failed. Iraq would be better off under colonial rule than self-government by religious thugs. Could we sell Iraq to Turkey? They seem to have the whole secular state thing nailed down. Posted by: NathanB on August 16, 2005 01:45 PM
If this national assembly does not have the mindset required to produce a meaningful Iraqi constitution, then it is best to dissolve and re-elect the assembly than settle for a prop. It is more important to get it right, than to get it “right now.” As Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari noted, “We should not be hasty regarding the issues and the constitution should not be born crippled.” The constitution must be meaningful – a living, breathing document that can be a foundation for the long road towards a real democracy in a united Iraq. Posted by: Kira Zalan on August 16, 2005 02:04 PM
The problem here is to make sure that we don't sow the seeds of the next war in how we settle this one. That's the lesson of the Treaty of Versailles, probably the most misbegotten "peace" treaty in history. It virtually guaranteed another war by its terms. Creation of an independent Kurdistan would certainly be popular with the Kurds, and we must be cognizant of the fact that they were the only Iraqis who actively joined us to fight against Saddam when we invaded. (For reasons of self-interest, of course, but the fact remains.) However, if an independent Kurdistan comes into existence, it's only a matter of time before it ends up fighting a border war with Turkey and/or with Iran. I think even the Kurds know that, which is why they aren't really working as hard to demand tripartition as they might be. Their best case is for a strongly federal Constitution which permits the Kurdish region a great deal of independence while at the same time retaining Kurdish membership in a united Iraq, which would guarantee Kurdish security against Turkey and Iran. By the same token, if the nation were split into three, with the Sunnis in their own oil-poor segment, it would only be a matter of time before it ended up in open warfare with the Shiite fragment. Prudence suggests it's better to look for an arrangement now that will prevent both of those situations, and the people in Iraq know it. Posted by: Steven Den Beste on August 17, 2005 12:20 AM
By the way, partition also wouldn't be all that straightforward, because the three populations aren't quite as segregated as all of that. Saddam actively worked to move Sunnis into other regions of the nation, and cities like Baghdad and Mosul have large numbers of them mixed in with the Shiites and Kurds (respectively). Tripartition would have all the attraction of the dissolution of Yugoslavia, what with orphan populations being stranded in the "wrong" parts and becoming downtrodden minorities. Not only would tripartition virtually guarantee future border wars, it would guarantee future terrorist revolutionary movements. Think "Northern Ireland" multiplied by 50. Or think about the Serbs and Croats in Bosnia. Ethnically cleansing each of the three parts would be controversial (to say the least) and painful and horrendously difficult, especially since there are now quite a few mixed marriages out there. Posted by: Steven Den Beste on August 17, 2005 12:25 AM
Wow, Ace, the esteem with which I hold your blog has just shot up dramatically. No more AD&D jokes from me. Steven, you're the reason I started reading blogs years back and even after your retirement (a year ago?) I still had you as the first page that opened in my opera browser for quite a long time. I really thought it was only a matter of time until somebody started a blog called "Den Beste Shrugged". I'm sorry to fawn over you here, but I still have a print-out of your post about the Palestinian girl blowing herself up and how that must affect their culture. That, along with so many other posts of yours have truly changed the way many of my friends (and myself) view the world. I truly regret that I contributed one of those "helpful" e-mails that pointed out a small, irrelevent omission in one of your posts. When I read those were partly the reason you gave up regular posting I felt like such an idiot. Especially because it was in small part motivated by a little jealousy of your intelligence and there was a chance to show "hey I know something Den Beste doesn't." By the way, if I can get Britney Spears to pose with some of that maple syrup you want, will you start blogging again? Posted by: Allen on August 17, 2005 01:50 AM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Melanie Phillips lays out the case for the total destruction of the Iranian government and armed forces. [CBD]
Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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One day I'm gonna write a poem in a letter One day I'm gonna get that faculty together Remember that everybody has to wait in line Oh, [Song Title], look out world, oh, you know I've got mine
US decimation of Iran's ICBM forces is due to Space Force's instant detection of launches -- and the launchers' hiding places -- and rapid counter-attack via missiles
AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
Robert Mueller, Former Special Counsel Who Probed Trump, Dies
“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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