Thanks for thinking about us.

Please keep up your level of postings though, I would miss you. Also please have a way at the beginning of the posts to let us know who is posting.

Thanks,
David

I'm horribly crushed that you didn't ask me. Not really, but I figured you could use a random whinge here.

"copacetic"?

Maybe if you spent less time looking up SAT study words you'd have more time to post.

"you morons can completely ignore the story posted and just talk about whatever stupid moroncrap your stupid moronbrains find 'interesting'"

...hey!

:(

I don't think I'm comfortable reading a blog written by a woman. I mean, what if she starts ovulating right in the middle of a post?

Oh, Andrew, grow up. It's the twenty-something century. These days, everyone recognizes a woman's right to flop her lady things around in public pretty much right out in front of everybody.

Bitch.

...that applies to both Andrew and SW, though it was originally intended for only the former.

Come on, people, let's pull together here. There's a war on, you know.

So does this new multi-blogger pyramid scheme invalidate my fine Ace-HQ t-shirt? Will you finally break your silence on who killed JFK?

Which LauraW - the downtown version or the white chick?

For that matter - which Tanker? The former gay-porn producer cum (so to speak) blog-stalker or the other one?

No one understands that extra level of Ace-filter as well as I. If it were up to me, that "My Date With Ann Coulter" piece would have been front-and-center here.

In retrospect, the right decision was made, but Ace is still a pussy.

In other news, it looks like all my "Great job, Laura!" and "I agree with Laura" sucking up is finally going to pay off. It's about time, too, since it was getting a little weird and stalker-like, even for me, a notorious window peeper.

Congratulations to Laura and Tanker!!

Although if you really wanted to drive up traffic and increase the humor of the blog, Ace, you should have given posting access to Cedarford.

I don't know much coding it would take, but I'm sure there's some way to automatically preface his entries with, maybe, a picture of Pat Buchanan with a Nazi uniform on. You could pretend he was a character, like Johnny Coldcuts.

So should I stop sending the stories I find, like the one where the guy visits a ranch to have sex with a horse, only he dies from internal injuries because he's actually on the receiving end of the deal, and start e-mailing them to Ldub and this Stanker guy instead?

No, not really. I just think that everyone would probably appreciate just more stories and more content here, and more discussion threads where you morons can completely ignore the story posted and just talk about whatever stupid moroncrap your stupid moronbrains find "interesting."

The gauntlet has been thrown, people. Let's get to work. How many of us are bored at work today :-)

I think I speak for everyone here in the Ace of Spades HQ bleachers by asking, "Who the fuck is Tanker?!?"

I must've missed this guy's brilliant wit and postings this past year. Since I visit here more often than I visit my own blog, that means this "Tanker" made a great impression on me.

Anyway, he can't be worse than Ace, so Tanker, welcome aboard, and good luck-- we're all counting on you.

As for the beautiful and talented LauraW, I'm just glad we finally have a blogger who has a "student film" that she doesn't want publicized. My guess is, we'll just threaten to drop a tape into Wonkette's mailbox (Note: not a euphemism), and soon enough Laura will be posting all of Compos Mentis stories about how he got kicked in the spleen by the horse he was shagging.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted blogging personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

The king is 25% dead. . . All hail the 25% king! (and, uh, queen)!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Slu, there's probaly four of us even awake. This site is the damndest one for slug-a-beds.

Cripes, what's wrong with all of you? I've been at work for at least 20 minutes, and working for maybe three of those.

"Ace of Spades HQ, Now With 25% Less Ace Content"

Promises, promises... :P

Shhhh. I'm burning a CD. I find that takes every ounce of my mental capacity. Or is that inch? Or is that every byte of my RAM? Dammit, see? Now I've lost my place.

Okay, make that five minutes of work.

Hey congrats, LauraW and Tanker (whoever you are).

I was seriously serious the other day about LauraW - she packs a lot of funny into her relatively (well, compared to a lot of you jabbering monkeys-handcuffed-to-typewriters) short comments here.

Looks like a started my harmless but annoying to LauraW internet stalking of her just in the nick of time.

Okay, is "Tanker" a real person, or another Ace creation, like Hoke or Smitty?

LauraW is extremely cool -- wahoo! I mean, um, gosh Ace, we'll miss you deadly.

Where's my new content? I was promised new content.

"My guess is, we'll just threaten to drop a tape into Wonkette's mailbox (Note: not a euphemism)"

ROFL!

Cripes, what's wrong with all of you?

I had a meeting, ok?

Sorry, Dave. I was referring to the "slug a bed" contingent among us.

Why did he ask me?
Hello? Moronblog, remember?

Darrrr derrrr unhh
I am a person!

No sweat, I'm ready to screw off for the rest of the day now.

Forget all that other fluff - what 25mm fantasy miniatures are we talking about here?

/TJ
... been out of miniature-based games for WAY to long!

More lauraw ... awww yeah!

Yeah, me too.

I finished a huge project this week and am now doing the more mindless work that piles up.

Every time lauraw posts something I'll have to count the syllables to see if she's trying to slip in a haiku (also not a euphemism). Congrats.

Ace would rather lay on the couch watching television or losing his money playing online pok*r than post on his blog. :(

How long before I make a complete ass of myself?
Fair warning, the suspense never lasts long at all.

this is way late but another comparison is....

Lt. Tawny Madison and Dr. Lazarus to Ace's Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart!

XLefty

Hey, I resemble that remark...

Congrats, LauraW. Looking forward to your posts.

And congrats to the Tanker dude, who I've never heard of either.

LaurW, I trust that you will keep us posted on the burning issue of whether your husband gets a potato gun (know that you've seen one in action).

Congrats to you both.

It is really an honor.
It's just like in 7th grade when I 'won' a long turn making punch for all the other kids at the Big Dance.

"Damn, girl, you make some fine punch," the boys said, then they'd twirl a girl around the dance floor in sheer appreciation of me.

So when does the banner get changed to "Laura's House of Spades and her boy, ace"?

The guys get fucking shirts.