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August 10, 2005

Christopher Walken's Dream Role? A Zombie

I thought he already played that. In Annie Hall. In The Deer Hunter. In... everyfriggin'thing...

Just kidding. Love the guy.

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN has come clean about what his dream role would be - playing a zombie!

The actor told the Calgary Sun newspaper: "I love zombie movies because they can be any budget.

"I wouldn't mind being in one. I wouldn't have to play a zombie but I find them really interesting."

Christopher Walken and zombies... does it get any better?

I say "Nay." Nay, I say.

Thanks to LauraW, or as I call her, "Miss LauraW," to differentiate her from the black one ("Downtown LauraW").

PS: Did anyone find that remotely racist? The white Julie Brown is "Miss" Julie Brown, and the black Julie Brown is "Downtown" Julie Brown, like she's a freakin' shady informant sitting on a stoop feeding information to Starsky and Hutch (or Simon & Simon; it really doesn't matter).

This was MTV, remember. PC TV. Kurt Loder. Tabitha Soren. All the rest of the chuckleheads.

Maybe they could have been more subtle and called the white one "Good teamwork and highly intelligent player" Julie Brown and the black one "Natural physical gifts" Julie Brown.

Guy Dupree adds:

I didn't think much of it at the time until the 3rd one, the asian chick showed up: the Inscrutable Julie Brown. Offended the hell outta me.

It was even worse when Adam Curry kept telling her she had on an "insidious skirt" or was looking "positively nefarious and crafty."



posted by Ace at 02:55 PM
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First! Cause I just gotta be first in the next zombie thread.

All hail ace for posting a zombie thread!

Posted by: Monty on August 10, 2005 03:05 PM

I'm actually more of a beigey-taupe.

Posted by: lauraw on August 10, 2005 03:14 PM

I don't remember Miss Julie Brown. However, I do remember Downtown Julie Brown. That should tell you something.

Posted by: on August 10, 2005 03:17 PM

Leave it to Ace to post a throw away thought at the end of the actual post and have it take over the conversation.

I wonder what would happen if he put something about him "retiring" as a throw away line. I bet that would get him his lusted after Instapundit link almost as quickly as him announcing he was selling Ace of Spades T-shirts or something amazing like that!

Posted by: Aaron on August 10, 2005 03:27 PM

I didn't think much of it at the time until the 3rd one, the asian chick showed up: the Inscrutable Julie Brown. Offended the hell outta me.

Posted by: Guy Dupree on August 10, 2005 03:30 PM

Aaron:

It's not like a zombie thread has to be about zombies -- sort of like how the women in Little Women really weren't dwarfs or anything (I was gravely disappointed).

Posted by: Monty on August 10, 2005 03:33 PM

What's with the quotes aroud the names, ace? Or should I call you "ace"?

Posted by: on August 10, 2005 03:33 PM

I had no idea two people using lauraw.

Beigey-taupe lauraw, if I ever accidentally flame you, please accept my apologies in advance. The flame was really directed at that nasty white girl who keeps telling me I'm gay.

Posted by: Michael on August 10, 2005 03:53 PM

Walken is great, though. I loved that scene between him and Dennis Hopper in True Romance, and his role in Biloxi Blues is a forgotten treasure. If you thought R. Lee Ermey was the best D.I. in movie history, you gotta rent Biloxi Blues just to see how Christopher Walken handles it.

Walken even classes up an otherwise-crappy movie like Last Man Standing.

And I still think his dance number in Pennies From Heaven should have earned him an Oscar nod for Best Supporting. He should have gotten the Billy Flynn role in Chicago rather than Richard Gere; he would have frigging owned that role.

Posted by: Monty on August 10, 2005 04:12 PM

I like this Walken quote:

Walken thinks it would be great if actors had tails. "A tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they're scared. They bush their tail. If I was an actor and I had to play scared in a movie all I'd have to do is bush my tail. I think that if actors had tails it would change everything."

http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/film/interviews/article299171.ece

Posted by: Bill from INDC on August 10, 2005 04:43 PM

Jay Mohr had a funny anecdote. Walken was on-set with his "tail" theory, and Jay Mohr asked him if he'd rather have a tail or the power of flight.

"Oh, absolutely, the TAIL, no question about it!" Walken answered. It helps if you imagine Walken saying it.

Posted by: ace on August 10, 2005 04:45 PM

Anybody here ever seen Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead ?

Posted by: lauraw on August 10, 2005 05:19 PM

Anybody here ever seen Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead ?

Yes, and Christopher Walken was the only good thing in it.

Posted by: Slublog on August 10, 2005 05:21 PM

Hah!
You're probably right, I haven't seen it since it came out.

I just remember, "Buckwheats? No. Yes, Buckwheats. No."
Or however the Hell he said it. No time to search for the quote.

Posted by: lauraw on August 10, 2005 05:29 PM

That bit Walken had in Pulp Fiction was a deadpan classic too. "The Watch", I think it was called. He plays it totally straight, and yet it's hilarious to watch.

Posted by: Monty on August 10, 2005 06:32 PM

You better hope that Chris never finds out about this
!

Posted by: slickdpdx on August 10, 2005 08:35 PM

By the way, Starsky and Hutch vs Simon and Simon? Big difference. S&H didn't have the Big Mac. S&S did. Rowwwrrrr!

Posted by: Da Goddess on August 11, 2005 03:18 AM

Actually, Julie Brown was the one with the "physical assets'; DT Julie Brown was slimmer.

And in light of the fact that "Miss" Julie Brown wrote/performed "Trapped in the Body of a White Girl," she might have preferred to be the "Downtown" one. But DTJB was a VeeJay--and black--so by definition cooler. This was the 80s, you will recall.

Still, I loved some of [Miss] Julie Brown's songs: "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" is a favorite, and "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" has a special place in my heart.

Posted by: Attila Girl on August 11, 2005 05:26 AM
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