And don't forget "No Deposit, No Return"!!!

And for a "legal" learing point of view, the classic "Meatballs II'

I don't have a "Kim Richards" problem... I can quit commenting about her any time I want (I'm only 43 so I couldn't be the reader that wrote in)

Kim Richards is Paris Hilton's aunt? Then I guess I respect her for bearing her shame with a certain quiet dignity. That, and for being something of a fox.

Assault on Precinct 13 - BLAM!

Kim gets it right between the eyes.

I had totally forgotten about Kim Richards being in Witch Mountain. Even more surprised to find that she's Paris Hilton's aunt. Kim musta got the hot gene while Paris got the skank gene.

Monty, I'm a little disappointed in you. Sure, she's a skank, or plays one on TV. But she definitely got the Hot gene, no question.

To find out Page Six made an error, and one of this magnitude, is like having your entire life exposed as a petty, useless sham.

spongeworthy:

Paris Hilton is not hot. Not. Hot she is not. Definitely, definitely not.

Reasons:

1. Butterface.
2. No boobies to speak of.
3. Perpetually-stoned look even when not stoned.
4. Not the attractive "You can talk me into anything!" stupid, but a truly bone-deep stupid that could degenerate into psychotic rage at the drop of a hat.
5. Owns a chihuahua named Tinkerbelle. 'Nuff said.
6. Legs like baseball bats.
7. Lotta hard miles on the chassis, and upkeep hasn't been the best. Promises lots of maintenance problems over the ownership period.

Sorry, spongeworthy, but she's a grade-A skankotron.

Sorry, Monty, but Paris is hot. Dumber than my intestinal parasites and morally despicable, I admit, but hot nevertheless. Some of us like the praying-mantis look. I'd do her, as long as we had a strict agreement that she wouldn't say one single word during the entire encounter. Also, that damned yappy little rodent of hers would have to be in another room.

Hey, we're supposed to be talking about the HOT Kim Richards, not other women... Who is this Paris Hilton y'all keep talking about?

utron:

Sex with Paris brings a certain phrase to mind: "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Strap a board to your ass lest you fall in, my good man. And make sure your unit is well-protected at all times -- who knows what kind of biohazards lurk in those noisome depths?

Well, she's way too skinny for me (way way too skinny). And her legs need some shape to them, sure.

But I'm not so sure she's as dumb as she acts and she does have excellent skin and great smoldering bedroom eyes.

Boobs? Eh. Important to some. Not me.

Where you get that upkeep business defeats me. I thought that's all these rich twits did, spend ferocious cash to repair the damage from last night's face-busting oral-service-while-smoking-Newports adventure.

Or exfoliation and dermabrasion to remove the stench of Euro-greaseball grope-banging or something. Sure, they live hard but they have the resources, baby.

Which isn't the same as saying that I want to have sex with a ten year old.

I vaguely remember you saying that you did, ace. Oh, wait, no you didn't. It was with a eight year old. Sorry.

What idiots. Kim was in a plethora of movies from 1970 to 1990. The girl was a serious super star. In fact, she was the 3rd hottest actress in 1978. Right behind Kristy McNichol and Tatum O'neal. In fact, even with the emergence of Brooke Shields she remained in the top 5 among teen actresses until the emergence of The Brat Pack. A group Kim would have been a part of if not for Trent's suicide.

As ackward as this might sound, her niece has turned Kim into a never forget name. Even though she never lived up to her potential due to the sadness of Trent's suicide, she will always be remembered thanks to Paris and her anticts. And let's not forget that Kim does have 3 daughters that could all be actresses. Her oldest daughter and child Brooke Brinson is hanging out a lot with Cousins Paris and Nikki. At 19 has the looks and brains to carry on the Kim Richards image. However, the real surprise to audience members will probably come from Kim's youngest of 4 children Kimberly Johnson.