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August 08, 2005

Lunatic Dons Armor, Attacks Cops With Longsword

"I have a thousand years of power!" he exclaimed and he charged into melee combat with the cops.

Alas, it turns out he failed his saving throw against the Taser.


posted by Ace at 08:26 PM
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I have the original hardback Player's Manual, (c) 1978, and there's absolutely nothing about Tasers.

I hate these Monty Haul DM's.

Posted by: Floyd McWilliams on August 8, 2005 08:41 PM

Magic Missile, dude.

Posted by: cirby on August 8, 2005 08:48 PM

Mucho gracias, mi amigo.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 8, 2005 08:48 PM

Magic Missile?

It was obviously a Shocking Grasp such as my half-orc cleric/assassin might deliver.

Posted by: Allen on August 8, 2005 08:52 PM

"might have delivered."

Obviously I meant to speak in the past tense.

Posted by: Allen on August 8, 2005 08:53 PM

Just read the actual report and it looks like the suspect did indeed make his saving throw vs. taser. Either that or he had some magic chain mail. He walked to the basement after being hit with only one of the barbs of the taser.

Posted by: Allen on August 8, 2005 08:58 PM

hehehe *snort* heheheeee

Posted by: Yogimus on August 8, 2005 10:57 PM

Royal Oak.
That explained everything in two words.

Posted by: Mikey on August 9, 2005 07:35 AM

I guess he needed a thousand and one years of power. And grounding.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 9, 2005 10:48 AM

He made his first save, Allen, but not the second one. Apparently tasers take neither level nor current hit points into account, hence the suspect's "Thousand Years of Power" were no help.

Posted by: SparcVark on August 9, 2005 11:34 AM

Time for one of my favorite bumper stickers...

Jesus Saves... everyone else takes full damage from the fireball.

Posted by: GekkoBear on August 9, 2005 02:16 PM
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