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Middle-Management McGuyvering: Take Care of That Pederast Hanorhan With Your Very Own Cubicle Crossbow!I certainly don't endorse the construction of lethal weapons from common office supplies like paper clips, rubber bands, and pencils, but, as Clarence Whorley said in True Romance, "I'd rather have an improvised paper-clip crossbow and not need it than need a paper-clip crossbow and not have it." You know what makes this rock? The laser-pointer laser-site. Because we all know, from action movies, that just putting that little red dot on someone is enough to send them diving behind the coffee cabinet. That little red dot is more effective at saying "I must insist you stop it right now or something very bad is going to happen" than the throaty kuh-chuck of a pump-action shotgun advancing its shells into the breach. Thanks to the Fat Kid. posted by Ace at 02:38 PM
CommentsAce, here's a better link, to a site in English. Complete with instructions on how to build your own. Hey pal, "America First." Thank the Digital Brownshirt if you're gonna thank anyone-- he's the one who sent it to me. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 8, 2005 02:44 PM
^ too cool Posted by: fat kid on August 8, 2005 02:46 PM
Dave, Thanks, but I think the pictures pretty much tell the tale. Posted by: ace on August 8, 2005 02:49 PM
Bah... you can't feel the laser on you. Unless you happen to be looking almost directly at it or are in a hazy room, you won't ever see even see the laser. Now, loading a pump action shot gun WILL get even the semi-intelligent's attention... Posted by: Krsitian on August 8, 2005 02:58 PM
No biggie, just putting it out there. Like smallpox. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 8, 2005 03:10 PM
I dunno, my first reaction when seeing a laser sight on me would be standing on a ledge yelling, "You want my blood? Take my blood!" (might be slightly obscure) Posted by: Johnny Catbird on August 8, 2005 03:53 PM
Do not take the shot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TAKE THAT SHOT! Posted by: Pompous on August 8, 2005 04:38 PM
LOVE the Fletch reference! :) Posted by: Opinionated Vogon on August 8, 2005 04:41 PM
Actually they are a lot easier to see than you'd think. Just ask my brother who got pelted in the wedding tackle by a paintball while shooting his laser-equiped paintball gun from the hip. Laser sights do exactly what Ace said. I was talking with the guys at Crimson Trace (who hide miniturized laser sights in the grips of your pistol!), and they were getting feedback from SWAT teams who loved their sights because they had to shoot people a lot less often. There's just something about that bright red dot in the middle of your chest that says, "Don't fucking move!" Posted by: Scot on August 8, 2005 06:36 PM
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