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How 'Bout Some Fries With That Sheik?A blonde American deemed a "sheik" by Sunni Arabs. Horn, 25, a native of Fort Walton Beach, Fla., acknowledges he had little interest in the region before coming here. But a local sheik friendly to U.S. forces, Dr. Mohammed Ismail Ahmed, explained the inner workings of rural Iraqi society on one of Horn's first Humvee patrols. Thanks to NickS. posted by Ace at 03:16 PM
CommentsI would have loved to have heard the conversation with his wife about getting a second wife. Posted by: Mark on August 1, 2005 03:40 PM
"But honey... it's for America. You like America, don't you?" Posted by: ace on August 1, 2005 03:44 PM
I hope the gift of the sheep was not a result of his turning down the wife. Tob Posted by: Toby928 on August 1, 2005 03:51 PM
This guy could rake in millions doing spots for Sheik brand condoms. Millions. 'Cause, you know, he's a sheik. Other than that, I got nothin'. Posted by: Monty on August 1, 2005 03:59 PM
Is anybody else thinking Lawrence of Arabia? Posted by: Chuck on August 1, 2005 04:05 PM
"Is anybody else thinking Lawrence of Arabia?" Yeah, I am, but Horn of Iraq doesn't have the same ring to it. Posted by: Retread on August 1, 2005 04:20 PM
Is anybody else thinking Lawrence of Arabia? God I hope not. T.E. Lawrence failed. Posted by: Rocketeer on August 1, 2005 04:22 PM
At 5'6" -- he's a short sheik. Posted by: on August 1, 2005 04:31 PM
Holy Crap!!! Retread must be a time traveler! Posted by: BrewFan on August 1, 2005 04:35 PM
Never mind! I'm done for the day. The medication has obviously worn off. Posted by: Emily "BrewFan" Littela on August 1, 2005 04:38 PM
This guy could rake in millions doing spots for Sheik brand condoms. Millions. 'Cause, you know, he's a sheik. As long as they aren't lambskin condoms... Posted by: cheshirecat on August 1, 2005 10:40 PM
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