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July 29, 2005
Dork, Spazz, or Gaywad?I'm usually not big on internet quizzes, and, well, I'm not really big on this one either, but at least it's... okay. I came up Punk/Rebel, which is semi-true as far as it goes, but not really accurate, either. When you don't fit into one of the classic Breakfast Club archetypes, I guess the quiz just decides you're a "Punk/Rebel."
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CommentsPREP/JOCK/CHEERLEADER. That's me. Yeah, and I answered every question honestly. You losers are just gonna have to live with it. C'mon, step up. I wanna meet up with some little GEEK/DORK I can terrorize. Posted by: Nickie Goomba on July 29, 2005 12:50 PM
Nickie, ummm... I think the quiz meant "Cheerleader" for you. I don't think any geeks or nerds are trembling at being swatted with your pom-poms. Posted by: ace on July 29, 2005 12:55 PM
"You scored as Prep/Jock/Cheerleader." Seriously, wtf? I was more of a "industrial/techno music fan who was liked by most but who didn't play sports or go out for Academic Decathalon or get laid very much but was the go-to guy for questons about Starblazers and Front 242." This test is stupid. Posted by: tachyonshuggy on July 29, 2005 12:57 PM
Loner / stoner. Go figure. Think I'll go start a fire or something. Posted by: Blacksheep on July 29, 2005 12:59 PM
Goth??? WT-F-F?!? I have, like, zero goth tendencies. Hell, there weren't even any goths at my high school! Hmmm. Perhaps I've missed my true calling, however. I wonder how I'll look in mascara. And I could always take up cutting-- I hear that's very popular these days. Cheers, P.S. Ace, you were the Ally Sheedy character, admit it. I've seen you dandruff-speckled sketches (they're quite good, actually). Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 29, 2005 01:12 PM
PREP/JOCK/CHEERLEADER for me. I probably dated Nikki in high school. I was the Molly Ringwald character in HS - but now a cross between Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald. Geez - high school really sucked, didn't it? Posted by: tinkerbelle on July 29, 2005 01:28 PM
Loner. Pretty much. Posted by: Moonbat_One on July 29, 2005 01:32 PM
When I really feel like crushing my spirit into a little greasy spot on the tarmac, I reflect on my high school years. Good times man, good time. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 29, 2005 01:58 PM
Goth??? Like Dave, goths didn't even exist when I was in school. Besides, in my high school, we were all geeks, drama nerds and loners. (Front 242 rocked.) Posted by: Phinn on July 29, 2005 04:25 PM
Um...I think this test only works if you went to high school since about 1985. There was no Goth in the 70's. The anti-social ones were hippies or "stoners". And out of a school of 2000+ kids we had exactly one openly gay student. He was affectionately known as that fag and was in fear of his life constantly. Posted by: Log Cabin on July 29, 2005 04:46 PM
I was Goth/Punk/Rebel, too. I guess it would be a bit much to ask for it to pin me down, having been—nominally at least—the senior scholar in a First Division UK Public School. A better description would be 'not-super-popular, not-super-unpopular, scholarship boy with all the facial eruptions and sexual longings of his contemporaries'. Posted by: David Gillies on July 29, 2005 06:09 PM
"When you don't fit into one of the classic Breakfast Club archetypes, I guess the quiz just decides you're a 'Punk/Rebel.' " Awww poor Ace. B-O-O H-O-O! Just bury your head in the sand, and wait for your effing prom! Posted by: LordFloppington on July 29, 2005 06:43 PM
Goth/Drama Nerd. It's a fair cop. Posted by: Knemon on July 30, 2005 02:58 AM
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