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"Moderate" British Imam: Let's Keep An Open Mind; How Do We Know Four Dead Muslim Suspects Were Bombers Rather Than Victims?A press conference organised by the city council took an unexpected twist when the chairman of Birmingham central mosque, Mohammad Naseem, who is known as a moderate voice, attacked the way the bombings investigation had been carried out. "Terrorists can be anybody." Uh huh. This just in: six Iowan schoolgirls from the 4H Club -- "the Female Youth Group of Peace" (TM) -- abducted and beheaded a Jewish reporter today, proclaiming that further "infidels" would be "executed" until the Des Moines minor-league baseball team changes its name to the Rainbow Unicorns. More like the "Religion of Cognitive Dissonance" if you ask me. Thanks to Checkers McBamp. posted by Ace at 09:48 PM
CommentsI believe the imam. As a drunkard believes a drunkard, and a madman a madman. Right. Who do they think will believe this? What's the joke? Damn these bhuddists? Posted by: Dianna on July 27, 2005 11:23 PM
If I understand what the imam is driving at, he might be suggesting that the guys carrying the bombs are no more directly culpable than the poor woman who unintentionally smuggled a bomb on the Lockerbie flight. Or the young man with Down's Syndrome that the Palestinians tried to convert into an unwilling suicide bomber. Interestingly enough, this does suggest a reason that racial profiling might not be a worthwhile thing. If we get really good at nabbing young Arab men, would they not start making friends with Granny next door, and have her carry a bomb on board a plane? Or, on the other hand, this guy could just be a gigantic choad. Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta on July 28, 2005 08:07 AM
Ace, You don't know many folks from Iowa, do you? Posted by: Tesh on July 28, 2005 08:45 AM
You know what Imams should do when the press approaches them for a quote? They should shut up. But I'm glad they don't. I'm strongly in favor of mass deportations. Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 09:59 AM
Wassup with picking on Iowa, Ace? It's not enough that we have to dodge the burning lumps of flesh from wide-eyed 4H fanatics who detonate themselves daily at our county fairs, but now we've gotta hear criticism of the middle-America lifestyle from an "east-coast elite screenwriter"? You know, these 4H kids are only blowing themselves to pieces & beheading JOOOOOOOOOOOS because of discrimination from blue-staters like you, Ace. You're perpetuating this cycle of violence with your dependence on corn & pork products, and the sooner you develop your own New Yawk based sources for delicious pork snacks the sooner you'll be able to withdraw from Iowa & leave it to the mercy of 4H fundamentalists. "NO BLOOD FOR CORN! ACE LIED, JOOOOOOOS DIED!" /moonbat mode off/ Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 28, 2005 10:16 AM
This is a slap in the face to all Britons. And I pray that they won't stand for it. How dare he insult us by claiming the bombers "may have been anybody" when this event has all the hallmarks of a terrorist bombing by Islam? The audacity and insoucience of this Moslem show quite clearly how little he fears reprisal when he insults all Britons like this. Hey mutha' fucka' it wasn't us, it could'a been anyone, and if you don't like it what'cha gonna do about it? Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on July 28, 2005 10:45 AM
Thank goodness we have the media to remind us that Islam is a religion of peace Residents in Tooting said police arrested three Turkish men from a fast food restaurant selling halal burgers. Halal is meat from a herbivore slaughtered in a humane way -- as Islam requires Slaughtering people, well, apparently the rules aren't as strict. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 28, 2005 12:05 PM
Somebody tell Mohammad Naseem that this storyline wasa lot funnier when Liberal Larry did it: http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2005/07/exloding_bus_ki.html Posted by: Confederate Yankee on July 28, 2005 01:42 PM
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Elric the Blade says he's no longer sure that Trump will have the right to appeal in the NY fraud case:
Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right. But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does. I think even if Trump doesn't have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule. I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory.
FBI raids home of John Bolton, former Trump national security advisor "The probe is eyeing multiple instances of the use of classified documents in leaks to news media. NBC reported that the investigation into Bolton began during the Biden administration, but did not go further before President Joe Biden left office in January." [CBD]
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Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD] ![]()
"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]
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I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
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That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
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I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?
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