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July 27, 2005

"Moderate" British Imam: Let's Keep An Open Mind; How Do We Know Four Dead Muslim Suspects Were Bombers Rather Than Victims?

Apparently the word "moderate" is as elastic with respect to imams as it is with respect to Democratic politicians:

A press conference organised by the city council took an unexpected twist when the chairman of Birmingham central mosque, Mohammad Naseem, who is known as a moderate voice, attacked the way the bombings investigation had been carried out.

Dr Naseem said the government had given the impression Muslims were to be targeted. "Why do we not have an open mind about this?" he asked. "Terrorists can be anybody."

He had seen no evidence Muslims were responsible for the bombings and attempted attacks. He claimed the four men killed among others on July 7 could have been innocent passengers.

"Terrorists can be anybody." Uh huh.

This just in: six Iowan schoolgirls from the 4H Club -- "the Female Youth Group of Peace" (TM) -- abducted and beheaded a Jewish reporter today, proclaiming that further "infidels" would be "executed" until the Des Moines minor-league baseball team changes its name to the Rainbow Unicorns.

More like the "Religion of Cognitive Dissonance" if you ask me.

Thanks to Checkers McBamp.


posted by Ace at 09:48 PM
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I believe the imam. As a drunkard believes a drunkard, and a madman a madman.

Right.

Who do they think will believe this?

What's the joke? Damn these bhuddists?

Posted by: Dianna on July 27, 2005 11:23 PM

If I understand what the imam is driving at, he might be suggesting that the guys carrying the bombs are no more directly culpable than the poor woman who unintentionally smuggled a bomb on the Lockerbie flight. Or the young man with Down's Syndrome that the Palestinians tried to convert into an unwilling suicide bomber.

Interestingly enough, this does suggest a reason that racial profiling might not be a worthwhile thing. If we get really good at nabbing young Arab men, would they not start making friends with Granny next door, and have her carry a bomb on board a plane?

Or, on the other hand, this guy could just be a gigantic choad.

Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta on July 28, 2005 08:07 AM

Ace, You don't know many folks from Iowa, do you?

Posted by: Tesh on July 28, 2005 08:45 AM

You know what Imams should do when the press approaches them for a quote? They should shut up.

But I'm glad they don't. I'm strongly in favor of mass deportations.
When idiots like this speak, its like he's clicking his heels together and saying,
"There's no place like home! There's no place like home!"

Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 09:59 AM

Wassup with picking on Iowa, Ace? It's not enough that we have to dodge the burning lumps of flesh from wide-eyed 4H fanatics who detonate themselves daily at our county fairs, but now we've gotta hear criticism of the middle-America lifestyle from an "east-coast elite screenwriter"?

You know, these 4H kids are only blowing themselves to pieces & beheading JOOOOOOOOOOOS because of discrimination from blue-staters like you, Ace. You're perpetuating this cycle of violence with your dependence on corn & pork products, and the sooner you develop your own New Yawk based sources for delicious pork snacks the sooner you'll be able to withdraw from Iowa & leave it to the mercy of 4H fundamentalists.

"NO BLOOD FOR CORN! ACE LIED, JOOOOOOOS DIED!"

/moonbat mode off/

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 28, 2005 10:16 AM

This is a slap in the face to all Britons. And I pray that they won't stand for it. How dare he insult us by claiming the bombers "may have been anybody" when this event has all the hallmarks of a terrorist bombing by Islam? The audacity and insoucience of this Moslem show quite clearly how little he fears reprisal when he insults all Britons like this. Hey mutha' fucka' it wasn't us, it could'a been anyone, and if you don't like it what'cha gonna do about it?

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on July 28, 2005 10:45 AM

Thank goodness we have the media to remind us that Islam is a religion of peace

Residents in Tooting said police arrested three Turkish men from a fast food restaurant selling halal burgers. Halal is meat from a herbivore slaughtered in a humane way -- as Islam requires

Slaughtering people, well, apparently the rules aren't as strict.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 28, 2005 12:05 PM

Somebody tell Mohammad Naseem that this storyline wasa lot funnier when Liberal Larry did it:

http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2005/07/exloding_bus_ki.html

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on July 28, 2005 01:42 PM
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