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July 27, 2005
DRUDGE BREAKING: WOW!! 9 OUT OF TEN TEENS USE INTERNETIn other related news... GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!!! 9 OUT OF 10 TEENAGED BOYS MASTURBATE, WISH THEY COULD HAVE GENUINE SEX STAT STUNNER: 8 OUT OF 10 TEENAGERS AGREE THEIR PARENTS "JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND," FRIENDS SOMETIMES "AREN'T REAL FRIENDS," AND THAT "HOMEWORK STINKS" SHOCK!!! 3 OUT OF 10 TEENAGERS CONFUSE WORLD WAR II WITH LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY; BELIEVE HIROSHIMA BOMBING WAS ORDERED BY "PRESIDENT ELROND" It's not just me, guys. Even Drudge has really f'n' lame days. posted by Ace at 06:02 PM
CommentsThe robot story is six weeks old too. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 27, 2005 06:32 PM
9 OUT OF 10 TEENAGED BOYS MASTURBATE, WISH THEY COULD HAVE GENUINE SEX So ACE, you've stopped and given up? Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on July 27, 2005 06:40 PM
Just being a dick. PS - I haven't had a shaved teenage whore since before the Pelopennisian War. Posted by: 72 Dicks on July 27, 2005 06:43 PM
And hey mutha fucka if you don't like it start your own blog! Posted by: shit from shinola on July 27, 2005 06:53 PM
72 Dicks - You should've said: PS - I haven't had a shaved teenage whore since before the Pelopennisian War, ... either. Posted by: shit from shiola on July 27, 2005 07:07 PM
Ace-- you have really f'n' lame days? I hadn't noticed. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 27, 2005 08:42 PM
I de-linked Drudge after it crashed my computer with goddamned pop-under ads. Go to hell, Drudge. Posted by: Eric Lindholm on July 27, 2005 09:48 PM
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I guess yesterday's Starship test flight was cancelled. They're counting down to another launch, NOW. Lift-off!
The "hip" gray corporate slop era of Cracker Barrel is put on hold (supposedly):
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Elric the Blade says he's no longer sure that Trump will have the right to appeal in the NY fraud case:
Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right. But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does. I think even if Trump doesn't have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule. I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory.
FBI raids home of John Bolton, former Trump national security advisor "The probe is eyeing multiple instances of the use of classified documents in leaks to news media. NBC reported that the investigation into Bolton began during the Biden administration, but did not go further before President Joe Biden left office in January." [CBD]
Money Wired to Mexico Hits a Decade Low as US Immigration Policies Take Hold
Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD] ![]()
"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]
Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
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I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?
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