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TJM waxes poetic about Terry GIlliams movies.

NASA Set to Launch First Manned Moon Rocket in 50 Years
Or they're just going to call an Uber. [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk about insurrection in MN coming to NYC? Trump's Greenland rhetoric was over the top, the Gaza Peace Panel is anything but, Minnesota churchgoers need to step up, and is it possible that if the Persian people toss out the Mullahs they will begin a Muslim reformation?

TJM wonders who the real Wolfgang Petersen is.

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters
Judicial Overreach example #62,904. What law was broken? [CBD]

Long-time Coblogger and commenter "Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" is having significant health issues, and would appreciate the thoughts and prayers of The Horde. If you wish to reach out, use @NiedsG on X/Twitter. [CBD]

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JUST IN - DOJ investigating Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for conspiracy to impede immigration agents -- CBS

The Hill reporter shows his ass, Karoline Leavitt spanks him like the child he is [CBD]

TJM ranks John Carpenter's movies.

Podcast: CBD and Sefton chat about the end game in Iran, what to do about the Fed, its supposed "independence," and its hyper-politicized chairman, the housing crunch, and Trump's harebrained suggestion to decrease credit card interest!

Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and an always interesting observer of the human and political condition, has died. RIP.
[CBD]

TJM celebrates the career of John Carpenter.

Tousi TV: France closes embassy in Tehran, US Department of State advises all US citizens to get out of Iran
He's been saying that Tuesday will be a decisive day. Other reports say that Trump is in the last stages of planning an action against the mullahs. (And other reports say that Tucker Carlson Simp JD Vance is attempting to get Trump to agree to "negotiations" with Iran -- for fucking what? What do we get out of saving the fucking mullahs and letting them kill and torture their own people? Apart from Tucker Carlson getting to pretend he's a Big Man Influencer and that he's worth all the Qatari money he's receiving.)

Asmongold predicted that AWFLs would turn on immigration the moment we started importing hot women into the country, and he was right
via garrett

New video shows ICE agent being rammed and dragged while clinging to the car's hood; communist filth continue claiming he wasn't hit at all

Venezuelans who fled Maduro's tyranny just discovered that they can send him mail in prison and that the US will deliver it to him

TJM wants better movie discussion, and offers some advice.

Podcast: Venezuela...nation-building or our interests? Minnesota insurrection heats up, be careful what you wish for Democrats, dive bars, and more!

More bad news for Nicholas Maduro as old blackface photos resurface
Ay yi yi, the week this guy is having!
Cynics will say this is AI

Did Everpeak and Hilton lie? Nick Sorter thinks they did, and has video evidence! [CBD]

Field Marshal Zhukov: "Sig 320 is a bad gun? No, but lousy carpenters alw ..."

Kramer: "Swimming in warm sewage is a selling point? Pos ..."

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Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo [/b][/i]: "292 Its supposed to be a series of short stories M ..."

weft cut-loop[/i][/b] [/s]: "[i]Pretti Predator was in a scrimmage with ICE off ..."

Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy[/i]: "[i]Was that pic before or after the lead facial? ..."

Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer [/s] [/i] [/u] [/b]: "Those "cute hippie chicks" are just old crones now ..."

Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): "I'm not a big fan of this post. Posted by: Cashew ..."

Leupold: "It's like if someone has too many drinks and he di ..."

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

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Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries An Investigation Into Ilhan Omar's Sudden Fortune and Foreign Dealings Was Opened -- Under the Biden Administration MSNBC Airs Fake Photo of Dead "Protester" Alex Pretti, Modified by AI to Make Him Look More Masculine, Handsome, and Heroic Tim Walz: ICE Arresting Illegal Alien Killers and Rapists Is Just Like the Nazis Hunting Anne Frank; CNN Guest: ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens" FIRE ALL AWFLs: Virginia Nurse Says She'll Use Drugs to Paralyze and Poison ICE Agents Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals Overrules Lawless Lowly District Judicial Insurrectionist, Removing Bullshit Restrictions on How ICE Can Handle Violent "Protesters" Internet Claims: Chinese PM Xi Plotted Purge of Chinese Military, So the Military Plotted a Coup and Kidnapping. But Then Xi Launched a Counter-Coup. The Morning Rant: Hickory Shampoos For The Win! 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Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups TBD	« 16 Unexploded Bombs Found In London Bomber's Trunk \| Main \| All-Time Champion of Reality TV Douches? » July 27, 2005 DRUDGE BREAKING: WOW!! 9 OUT OF TEN TEENS USE INTERNET Incredible! In other related news... GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!!! 9 OUT OF 10 TEENAGED BOYS MASTURBATE, WISH THEY COULD HAVE GENUINE SEX STAT STUNNER: 8 OUT OF 10 TEENAGERS AGREE THEIR PARENTS "JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND," FRIENDS SOMETIMES "AREN'T REAL FRIENDS," AND THAT "HOMEWORK STINKS" SHOCK!!! 3 OUT OF 10 TEENAGERS CONFUSE WORLD WAR II WITH LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY; BELIEVE HIROSHIMA BOMBING WAS ORDERED BY "PRESIDENT ELROND" It's not just me, guys. Even Drudge has really f'n' lame days. posted by Ace at 06:02 PM Comments The robot story is six weeks old too. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 27, 2005 06:32 PM 9 OUT OF 10 TEENAGED BOYS MASTURBATE, WISH THEY COULD HAVE GENUINE SEX So ACE, you've stopped and given up? Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on July 27, 2005 06:40 PM Just being a dick. PS - I haven't had a shaved teenage whore since before the Pelopennisian War. Posted by: 72 Dicks on July 27, 2005 06:43 PM And hey mutha fucka if you don't like it start your own blog! Posted by: shit from shinola on July 27, 2005 06:53 PM 72 Dicks - You should've said: PS - I haven't had a shaved teenage whore since before the Pelopennisian War, ... either. Posted by: shit from shiola on July 27, 2005 07:07 PM Ace-- you have really f'n' lame days? I hadn't noticed. Cheers, Dave at Garfield Ridge Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 27, 2005 08:42 PM I de-linked Drudge after it crashed my computer with goddamned pop-under ads. Go to hell, Drudge. Posted by: Eric Lindholm on July 27, 2005 09:48 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines TJM waxes poetic about Terry GIlliams movies. NASA Set to Launch First Manned Moon Rocket in 50 Years Or they're just going to call an Uber. [CBD] Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk about insurrection in MN coming to NYC? Trump's Greenland rhetoric was over the top, the Gaza Peace Panel is anything but, Minnesota churchgoers need to step up, and is it possible that if the Persian people toss out the Mullahs they will begin a Muslim reformation? TJM wonders who the real Wolfgang Petersen is. Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters Judicial Overreach example #62,904. What law was broken? [CBD] Long-time Coblogger and commenter "Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" is having significant health issues, and would appreciate the thoughts and prayers of The Horde. If you wish to reach out, use @NiedsG on X/Twitter. [CBD] Disclose.tv @disclosetv 30m JUST IN - DOJ investigating Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for conspiracy to impede immigration agents -- CBS The Hill reporter shows his ass, Karoline Leavitt spanks him like the child he is [CBD] TJM ranks John Carpenter's movies. Podcast: CBD and Sefton chat about the end game in Iran, what to do about the Fed, its supposed "independence," and its hyper-politicized chairman, the housing crunch, and Trump's harebrained suggestion to decrease credit card interest! Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and an always interesting observer of the human and political condition, has died. RIP. [CBD] TJM celebrates the career of John Carpenter. Tousi TV: France closes embassy in Tehran, US Department of State advises all US citizens to get out of Iran He's been saying that Tuesday will be a decisive day. Other reports say that Trump is in the last stages of planning an action against the mullahs. (And other reports say that Tucker Carlson Simp JD Vance is attempting to get Trump to agree to "negotiations" with Iran -- for fucking what? What do we get out of saving the fucking mullahs and letting them kill and torture their own people? Apart from Tucker Carlson getting to pretend he's a Big Man Influencer and that he's worth all the Qatari money he's receiving.) Asmongold predicted that AWFLs would turn on immigration the moment we started importing hot women into the country, and he was right via garrett New video shows ICE agent being rammed and dragged while clinging to the car's hood; communist filth continue claiming he wasn't hit at all Venezuelans who fled Maduro's tyranny just discovered that they can send him mail in prison and that the US will deliver it to him TJM wants better movie discussion, and offers some advice. Podcast: Venezuela...nation-building or our interests? Minnesota insurrection heats up, be careful what you wish for Democrats, dive bars, and more! More bad news for Nicholas Maduro as old blackface photos resurface Ay yi yi, the week this guy is having! Cynics will say this is AI Did Everpeak and Hilton lie? Nick Sorter thinks they did, and has video evidence! [CBD] Recent Comments Field Marshal Zhukov: "Sig 320 is a bad gun? No, but lousy carpenters alw ..." Kramer: "Swimming in warm sewage is a selling point? Pos ..." [/i][/i][/i][/s][/s][/s][/b][/b][/b]Christopher R Taylor: "[i]Swimming in warm sewage is a selling point?[/i] ..." Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "In the mostly widely seen video, one officer pushe ..." Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo [/b][/i]: "292 Its supposed to be a series of short stories M ..." weft cut-loop[/i][/b] [/s]: "[i]Pretti Predator was in a scrimmage with ICE off ..." Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy[/i]: "[i]Was that pic before or after the lead facial? ..." Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer [/s] [/i] [/u] [/b]: "Those "cute hippie chicks" are just old crones now ..." Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): "I'm not a big fan of this post. Posted by: Cashew ..." Leupold: "It's like if someone has too many drinks and he di ..." Yudhishthira's Dice: "I think i might know why so many Antifa turn out t ..." Ralph Dorfman: "Do you mind if we dance with your dates ???? ..." Bloggers in Arms RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides Kaboom! 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