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Thank Goodness, I Was Hoping For A Way Colin Ferrell Could Get More Attention!Sex tape. Playboy Playmate. Lawsuit. The sex tape is reportedly "fifteen minutes long." Three, four minutes-- okay, that's cool. But fifteen? Good Heavens, the guy is a sexual Superman. I can only hope that ten of the fifteen minutes is just foreplay-- you know, stuff like making character sheets for each other and rolling your saving throws against sexual dysfunction. Normal sort of sex-play like that. posted by Ace at 12:22 PM
CommentsI'm sure he thought it was a great idea at the time, seeing how he could save his hitting a playmate for posterity. I thought he would have been smarter than that. Never, ever, record anything in any form of media that you don't want others to see and/or hear. Posted by: compos mentis on July 20, 2005 12:49 PM
Colin Ferrell? Now there's a tape to avoid at all costs. The only thing that could make it more disgusting is if he's banging Rosie in it. The guy's such a puke. Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 20, 2005 12:53 PM
When you say "banging Rosie in 'it'", what do you mean by 'it'? Bleaacchh! There's a visual. Time to go shower and use a wire brush. YIKES! Posted by: compos menits on July 20, 2005 12:58 PM
I heard from a reliable source that there's six and a half minutes of him running around in circles in a leprechaun hat, testicles in hand, screaming "they're always after me lucky charms!" Posted by: Hubris on July 20, 2005 12:59 PM
Hmm.. first time i read that I wasn't paying close attention and thought it referred to Will Ferrell. Damn. That would've been much more interesting. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on July 20, 2005 01:21 PM
Hell, if I was getting to bang an authentic Playmate, I'd tape it. My wife offered to work camera (her way of admitting nicely I have no shot at it). At least it gets him off the hook for having played the bisexual Alexander. Posted by: SGT Dan on July 20, 2005 01:26 PM
According to Jackson Browne, "banging Rosie" is a solitary activity. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 20, 2005 02:06 PM
When you say "banging Rosie in 'it'", what do you mean by 'it'? GROSS! lol. Geez, 'tween you and Dave, I'm sorry I brought it up. Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 20, 2005 02:10 PM
just an observation actually, pretty funny song. But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 20, 2005 02:24 PM
AAAH! Make it stop, Dave, MAKE IT STOP! Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 20, 2005 02:33 PM
Damn man, brown sugar shes hot! I'd bang her with all you guys watching if I could. But only 15 min? come on. I think he's hung like a church mouse, why else sue and say it would do him harm? Posted by: GregS on July 20, 2005 02:53 PM
Or how 'bout this classic: Never had a woman, never had a woman like you You're a whole lotta woman Mmmmm . . . Roie O nekkid and on all fours . . . Posted by: compos mentis on July 20, 2005 02:56 PM
compos, I believe you have wounded me psychologically. I may not recover. medic! Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 20, 2005 03:00 PM
What is he, Irish? Yep. Posted by: lauraw on July 20, 2005 03:10 PM
Rumor has it that Dave's Rosie and Compos' Rosie will make you go blind. Posted by: Lord Floppington on July 20, 2005 03:25 PM
They'll make you blind alright, but for different reasons. Mine will make you go blind because once you've seen Rosie nekkid and on all fours staring back at you, you'll scream and gouge your own eyes out with the closest sharp object you can find! Posted by: compos mentis on July 20, 2005 03:42 PM
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