Rumors are flying in DC that when the kid sees a cookie, "he goes absolutely ape-shit." Seriously, he's worse than pre-diet Cookie Monster. I'm telling you, I wouldn't want to be between that kid and a Fig Newton; you'd be taking your life into your hands. He's like a pre-pubescent Teddy Kennedy-- someone's going to wind up dead because of this kid's killer-crazy Newton habit.

For a second, I thought you were talking about Oliver W.

I heard that on Halloween he stayed up late eating candy and threw up in the middle of the night.

I heard he always tells his mom he can watch horror movies "because they don't scare [him]," but he's a goddamn liar.

That's not what I've heard.

My sources tell me this kid has a crayon habit like you wouldn't believe. Scarfs them down like candy.

Worse, he steals them from other kids.

I think I saw him on a float in the gay pride parade. Of course hes gay, look at how he fusses over his little baby-gap outfit. Total drama queen. I'm sure we can dig up a gay lover from his past if we sift through some his past play-date partners. That nasty little queen, how can he turn his back on his gay brothers and sisters. Fith the power!

Just as long as no one gets between him and his Elmo, we'll be fine. Otherwise, we will witness a drunken spree that would do Teddy K. proud.

He eats paste.

End. of. Story.

Yes, all of the libs now want to paint a 5 year old boy as gay.

Because God knows nobody on Kos' site could be mistaken for being gay.

Ann Coulter has written a critical piece on this nomination that you can find at her website
anncoulter.org.

I can see why liberals and leftists can despise her because I am a huge fan and she just pissed me off with this sarcastic crap.

I don't even like the term "conservative" when applied to a judge, unless it refers to the judge's temperment with regards to interpretation of the law.

The media and people on the right and left really confuse the issue when they talk about "liberal" and "conservative" judges the same way they would talk about Congressmen or Presidents.

The judge's personal politics shouldn't matter. The only thing that matters is whether they are going to faithfully interpret the statutes and the Constitution.

The real tragedy is that the only people you find these days willing to do that also happen to be politically conservative (which only further confuses what it means to be a "conservative judge").

Happy to help out Ace.

extraordinary circumstances = any Bush SCOTUS nominee.

Chuck Schumer already defined it for you.

I hear the Roberts kid plays with dolls and likes mom's makeup. End of story.

I'm off my meds this morning so probably shouldn't post--although why not, everyone on the left has been in this place for years...but I gotta ask, how can a normal human being (read, not a tinfoil liberal) put up with this shit any longer? I got into an argument yesterday with a liberal who gets her hard news from Wikipedia and the Daily Show.

In other words, what do you do when you're at the feel-like-slitting-throats stage? Advice please, ace.

Valu-rite vodka and klonopin.

Dulce,

I guess take Nixon's advice. They only win if you hate them.

And keep in mind: it's only politics.

I think the best thing to do when you're fed up is what we're doing here - pure mockery.

It's fun and it pisses them off.

This 'investigate the kid' story is infuriating, sure, but it's also funny as hell and reveals just how far into the fever swamps these morons have sunk.

By the way, on this kid's crayon habit...he only eats the light-colored ones.

And the paste he eats? White.

I'm seeing a pattern.

I heard from a reliable source that "Jack" (if that's even his real name) gets fussy late in the afternoon and has a spotty record when it comes to putting his toys away.

Oh, and a DUI.

'fussy.' Heh. Good way to put it.

I heard that he watches a big purple dinosaur on TV and dances along to its songs in nothing but a pair of underoos.

Also, he eats Fruit Loops.

C'mon, you just can't get anymore homo than that. The kid is certifiable F-A-G.

/Kos mode

I say we hand the kid a rattlesnake. If he talks to it and the snake kills a NYTimes reporter, he's obviously a Dark Wizard. Plus we have one less NYTimes reporter. If it kills the kid, then never mind.

Yeah, 4 and 5 year olds all dance around, so that doesn't make him gay.
But the way that he danced...
I almost swooned.
I thought it was Jennifer Beals in Flashdance all over again...
They could be onto something...

And he danced in short pants.

Oh yeah, there's reason to worry about this kid.

Oh, those are cute pictures! This is way too funny. What's wrong with a little
impromptu interpretative dance titled, In Honor of One's Father Being Nominated to the USSC?

This is the funniest comment thread I've read in a while. Kudos to all the jokers. :)

They only win if you hate them.

Really? Man, I'd think I was doing something wrong it they didn't hate me.

They can win the Hate war all they want. Just as long as we get to win the elections.

Later,
bbeck

From Slu's link, it appears the kids wearing seersucker. That doesn't mean he's gay yet, but the only reason a Mom gets her boy up in seersucker is if she wants to get her hair blued for free, if you follow.

The Mom looks like Mandy Pepperidge.

seersucker eh? well, if there's one of those little owls embroidered on the left pocket, you know what THAT means.

daaa da da da. da-da. da-da.

"Can't touch this"

hmmmm. Seersucker? Little owls? I think some people are projecting.

Kid's got flair.

He does know how to move to the left, followed by move to the right . . .

Here's the dance video courtesy of RightPundit
Link

God-DAYUM what a shameless little poofter.

But you know, he is so good to his mother.

of course I can dance of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance..
I can dance

I can dance
I really hit the floor
ah feels good
look at me dancin'

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova
a little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino
you should a seen me movin', right across the floor
hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' back for more

Did you see Josephine's reaction, hiding behind mom.
It was like, "You stupid bastard, your capering will doom us all" !