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July 19, 2005

World's Ugliest Dog?

Can't be real. Looks like a cross between a Gremlin and one of the infected alien-dogs from The Thing.


posted by Ace at 05:08 PM
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Just wait until the head sprouts spider legs, that'll really drop the shit outta ya.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 19, 2005 05:38 PM

I REALLY want to make a Margaret Cho joke here.

Posted by: zetetic on July 19, 2005 05:43 PM

Dang... I wish I would have titled that link "Margaret Cho's Dog".
Next time I'll be more clever.
Good idea zetetic.
Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Man of Substance on July 19, 2005 08:22 PM

I can't believe this, but this little dog just breaks my heart.

What the hell happened to it?

I hope to God it never ends up in a shelter, because I just can't imagine little Sally looking into a cage and screaming "Mommy! Mommy! I want that one!"

Posted by: jmflynny on July 19, 2005 09:41 PM

Yup, it's real ... http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/uglydog.asp

Posted by: Steck on July 19, 2005 09:53 PM

Yeah I saw that dog on Fox news.

One of my dogs is blind too (but not ugly), and you'd never know it if we didn't tell you, even off-leash in thick woods.

Posted by: lauraw on July 19, 2005 10:40 PM

Can't make fun of sad dogs.


Just ain't in me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 19, 2005 11:34 PM

That poor dog.

I honestly feel bad for it. Not that I'd want it in my house or anywhere near me, but still...

Posted by: Slublog on July 19, 2005 11:40 PM

I asked my sister (a vet student) and apparently that breed doesn't have much fur, just a few tufts around the face.

She guessed the skin pigment was due to the mentioned kidney problems.
Of course when she read that it had heart, Lung & kidney problems she started ranting about how it should have been put to sleep rather than being dragged out and kept alive to win it's owner some award.

Posted by: HowardDevore on July 19, 2005 11:46 PM

I think its some crazy exotic breed...Chinese Crested? That explains the hairlessness.

But don't feel sorry for it. Blindness is no problem at all for an animal that can hear and smell many times better than we.
And I saw that butt-ugly thing on the news and it was fat and happy, smiling and waggin its butt.

But whatever the owners got for winning the contest, THEY DESERVED IT.

Posted by: lauraw on July 19, 2005 11:49 PM

I posted at the same time as yours, Howard; I didn't realize it had those other health problems.

Posted by: lauraw on July 19, 2005 11:50 PM

If you go one up on the link chain it points to (ugh) Snopes, which mention the health issues. "Age related" so he's led a full life at least.

Posted by: HowardDevore on July 19, 2005 11:57 PM

Actually saw the dog live just a couple of weeks ago in the Santa Barbara July 4th parade. It's cherished by the family that owns it, and......they've got another one that was also in the parade.

The picture actually looks a bit worse than the real deal -- it's contorted 'cause it's scratching. But, lawdy, it don't look too good.

Posted by: cthulhu on July 20, 2005 12:33 AM

EEEK!

It's the Rat-Monkey from DEAD ALIVE!

Posted by: Rob@L&R on July 20, 2005 07:27 AM


Looks like some of the women I've dated!

(And I'm sure they'd say the reverse.)

Posted by: 72 dogs on July 20, 2005 05:01 PM
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