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July 19, 2005

Sharia Court Decides: Woman Must Divorce Husband And Marry Her Rapist

A couple of steps beyond the "lie back and enjoy it" line, eh?

Thanks to Ogre Gunner.

Loose Shit Update: I wrote that this was a couple of steps behind the lie back and enjoy it line. Of course I meant "beyond."

I have a weird brain-glitch. I know the word I want to write, but if the first few letters of that word are common to another word, I tend to write the other word.

Oh, well. As Boston Irish once tipsilly opined: Three words--- editors edit.


posted by Ace at 02:23 PM
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The defiance of the muslim women and the fact that her husband is standing by her instead of behaving like a brain dead bot is encouraging.

Posted by: lauraw on July 19, 2005 02:34 PM

You've got to ask if these Mullahs are from India or West Virginia.

Posted by: Iblis on July 19, 2005 02:54 PM

You've got to ask if these Mullahs are from India or West Virginia.

1. Man rapes his son's wife.

2. After two weeks, man still has a pulse.

Conclusion: this was not West Virginia. Q.E.D.

Posted by: Pompous on July 19, 2005 03:01 PM

Yeah, but now he's married to his mother

Posted by: Iblis on July 19, 2005 03:05 PM

I just got off websters website after looking up the defination of an imbred piece of shit

but for some reason, the site wouldn't let me link to it. They said some guy by the name of Iblis didn't approve of having a picture of his three eyed face and webbed fingers on their website.

Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess

Posted by: son of America on July 19, 2005 03:14 PM

TodayI had the distinct honor of being banned by Atrios. Evidently he took offense at my reminding the crew there that today is the anniversary of the heroics displayed at Chappaquiddick by Teddy Kennedy.

As I suspected all along, Atrios and Kos et. al., are true totalitarians at heart who cannot and, when they have the power, will not allow the diverse perspectives they so loudly champion.

Man, I feel good.

Posted by: J.E. Thornhill on July 19, 2005 03:25 PM

"The fact that the woman was 'used' by her husband's blood relative makes her [unclean] for her husband and there is no way she can be allowed to live with him," the law board said.

THIS IS TOTALLY AGAINT ISLAMIC LAW!

ALLAH'S MESSENGER has prescribed slow castration following the water torture followed by the Wheel, some stoning and being drawn and burned alive slowly in the Brass Bull before having his head hacked off slowly (at least 28 minutes) like Nick Berg, as the punishment for such offenses.

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on July 19, 2005 03:38 PM

Oh I approved, they just don't let cheap bastards without credit cards like sonofamerica on their website.
Freaks gotta make a living somehow, but you'd know all about that wouldn't ya SOA?

Posted by: Iblis on July 19, 2005 03:48 PM

Oh and don't forget the horns, tail, forked tongue, cloven feet, and fangs!

Posted by: Iblis on July 19, 2005 03:52 PM

OT- Edith Clement sounds like a Souter-type the more I read about her. Annoucement tonight, hoping it wll be someone else and not the CW

Posted by: brak on July 19, 2005 03:57 PM

Soon after the fatwah was issued and the separation was complete, another fatwah was issued that the woman would be stoned for divorcing her husband.

Posted by: Dman on July 19, 2005 03:58 PM

..and why is she unclean for her husband, but clean enough for her rapist to marry?

This whole thing seems like a boon to any man who covets another's wife. Just rape her and she's yours. A dangerous precedent, no?

Ahhhh, smell the barbarism! Let us not interfere with this fascinating and colorful culture which is every bit as valid as ours.

Posted by: lauraw on July 19, 2005 04:54 PM

THE 72 VIRGINS are wrong. According to Local Sharia law the man is to be castrated by slowly testicular tortion, followed by some stoning, and then being drawn and pulled around like a dog on a chain by his exposed intestines, crawling on all fours through the streets (as the patella of one knee has been severed by the scimitar of the local Immam) and finally having his head cut off slowly like Nick Berg (and it was only 23 minutes). No one uses the Brass Bull on Moslems anymore (it is reserved for only dimmis) , what do you think we are 72, SAVAGES?

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on July 19, 2005 05:59 PM

I have a weird brain-glitch.

And that's why we love you so much, ace. :-)

Posted by: on July 19, 2005 07:41 PM

No, no, both 72's are wrong. The punishment is correct, the intended target is wrong. Obviously it's the woman who seduced her rapist, so she needs to be stoned, etc. etc.

Posted by: owlish on July 20, 2005 01:12 AM
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