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July 07, 2005

Is It Just Me, Or...

...does anyone else question the timing of the Downing Street Memos and the revelation that Karl Rove talked to Matt Cooper?

I think perhaps these were intended to "distract" us from today's bombings in London.

Now, I know what you're saying:

Gee, Ace, how could someone have set those events up to "distract" us from a future event? Wouldn't that require them to know the bombings were coming? How could "they" have known?

I'll leave it to you to figure that out.

Let me just say, with smugly sophomoric crypticallity, that forewarned is forearmed.

Awfully convenient. Awfully convenient.

Note To Liberal Jagoffs: This is a satirical post. So don't trot this out as an example of those on the right being as batshit-crazy paranoid as those on the unhinged left.

I'm making fun of these sad stupid fucks, not seriously suggesting that George Soros is going around bombing subways.


posted by Ace at 04:19 PM
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Dude, you're on friggin fire today.

Posted by: fat kid on July 7, 2005 04:32 PM

George Soros is going around bombing subways? Will link with hat tip.

Posted by: Bill from INDC on July 7, 2005 04:41 PM

I'm sure you all know that we New Yorkers are at orange alert in the city. Rush hour begins in 15 minutes. And at 6:05 p.m. thousands of us must board the trains with our lives in somebody else's hands. The murderers can choose to strike today or tomorrow. They must be stopped. In D.C. there are police patroling the metro with submachine guns in full view. In NYC I didn't see anybody on patrol this morning, though I know they're there. Our day in day out sour looks aren't enough after all. I hope all Americans get home safe tonight.

Posted by: ChrisG on July 7, 2005 04:52 PM

George Soros is going around bombing subways.???

To the ACE OF SPADES:

Please be advised that Mr. Soros would like you to know he denies any and all accusations of links to terrorists, anarchists, communists, facists, the Mujahadeen, the Islamic Jihad, the IRA, the Shining Path, Carlos the Jackal, Osama bin Laden, the Baathist Party, the Iranian Mullahs, the Syrians and other groups that advocate violence. Any donations or contributions to the above mentioned groups or individuals were purely humanitarian and not intended in any way to support or contribute to violence against the Great Satan.

On behalf of Mr. Soros and his entire defense team, I want to assure you that any more libelous accusations against Mr. Soros will be met with swift and decisive legal action. In short, when we're done with your ass you won't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Have a nice day.

Posted by: shit from shinola on July 7, 2005 05:08 PM

I move that Daily Kos is now and forever known as:

The Daily Q'os. You can throw an "Al" or "Muhamed" in there for posterity.

Posted by: Charles on July 7, 2005 05:14 PM

I wouldn't bet my paycheck against George Soros financing terrorism. He's payed off 90% of the dimwits (to the point they bow and kiss his ass daily) and they provide aid and comfort to the enemy on a daily basis. As a fact communism is not dead, it's alive and thriving in the dimwit party. I just don't know if most of them are smart enough to know they are being led down the rosy path, or their wounded ego has blinded them. Either way they are in for a rude awaking when their children/grandchildren are force to live under a dictator type of government. Most people in this country have never been anywhere to witness how people are forced to live under a repressive government. What a shock they are in for.

Posted by: scrapiron on July 7, 2005 05:20 PM

As the spokesman for the America Muslim League which represents all American Muslims, I want to assure you and the world that we condemn any and all violence, except in defense of Islam. We have never advocated unprevoked violence toward anyone and do not do so today. The War of Liberation goes on and will claim many more lives until the Zionist Aggressor and their Great Satanic Overlords are all consumed in the upcoming Nuclear Apocolypse. Of course, we have nothing but compassion for the victims of the war and that is why we send $100 per adult and $50 per child to those countries where terrorists have killed innocent civilians.

Posted by: 72 Muslems on July 7, 2005 05:23 PM

To Mr. Scrapiron

I wouldn't bet my paycheck against George Soros financing terrorism.

On behalf of Mr. Soros and his entire legal defense team, I want to assure you that the current investigations by Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, and the NSC into donations made on behalf of Mr. Soros to various humanitarian organizations are a politically motivated facist vendetta by the Evil Halliburtonchimp and his killers.

Once again, any more libelous accusations against Mr. Soros will be met with swift and decisive legal action. And if that doesn't stop you we'll break your fucking knees! You have a nice day.

Posted by: The George Soros Legal Defense Team on July 7, 2005 05:39 PM

Soros is a currency trader, a slight drop in the British pound vs. the Euro (his favorite currency) could make him hundreds of millions of Euros. You may have missed the reason but you might not have missed the limosine liberal behind it. He's gotta keep up the funding for the sociocrat party right? Cant' let his investment languish, can he?

Posted by: bullwinkle on July 7, 2005 06:19 PM

And notice that it appears that the bombs were set off by timers and not by suicide bombers (at least as of now). That would follow if it were currency speculators worried about their own asses rather than Islamofascists who embrace the afterlife.
Hmmm

Posted by: Iblis on July 7, 2005 06:49 PM

In short, when we're done with your ass you won't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Then we'll just piss on you.

Posted by: on July 7, 2005 06:57 PM

all the scripts you've shown me...AND THIS IS THE BOND YOU LEAK ON THE INTERNET!!!!!

funny. probably a tad early as far as "distance from the tragedy" goes, but I understand where you're coming from

keep up the good work.

oh. and please please please don't retire. heh heh. I couldn't live

Posted by: bostonirish on July 7, 2005 09:07 PM

" forewarned is forearmed"

Hey! You're quoting the original (Adam West) Batman!

I always knew that some day my life would make a difference.

Posted by: Michael on July 7, 2005 11:02 PM

if this is an example of the morality and values of the right----God help us! What a bunch of vicious foul mouthed bigots!

Posted by: firefox on July 15, 2005 08:19 PM

if this is an example of the morality and values of the right----God help us! What a bunch of vicious foul mouthed bigots!

Welcome to ace's site.

Moron.

Posted by: Slublog on July 15, 2005 09:07 PM

Now why would anyone want to sign off as a moron?

But I would guess you would know better what you are than anyone else would!

Posted by: firefly on July 18, 2005 12:08 AM

Now why would anyone want to sign off as a moron? But I would guess you would know better what you are than anyone else would!

Funny.

Okay, not really, but I don't want to damage your self-esteem. I can tell you're the fragile type.

Posted by: Slublog on July 18, 2005 12:40 AM
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