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« George Galloway: Arrest the Real Terrorists | Main | Good News On A Bad Day: Deficit Continues Falling »
July 07, 2005

Al Qaeda Karl Rove: Attack Designed to Distract From Plame-Gate

From the DUmmies: It's so obvious, it's so transparent, no wonder the sheeple will buy it!:

Oh yes. This surely takes public attention away from Rove. Anyone that can't see that is either a fool or lying; this will be the news for days. Inbetween stories of Martha Steward and baby tigers with heart defects. This will certainly distract many people. And every little distraction helps the neocon monsters.

People, they still amuse me. They balk, fairly well lose their cookies, over the idea that our own government might have had ANYTHING to do with 911. They laugh loudly about conspiracy theories. Yet they fly immediately to the notion that it was a foreign "conspiracy" with ease.

And our government looking as corrupt as any on the planet. With the most resources. NO, they could never have had a hand it that. NO, they would never bomb another nation to reach their political ideals.

No, they'd never use napalm. Never torture prisoners. Never, never, never And NO, this particular conspiracy of bombings in England couldn't possibly have ANYTHING to do with the politics in America, never happen.

Funny. We do so much oil business with the Saudis, and yet still, people don't think our people could have had anything to do with 911. So sad.

Yeah, this will distract from Rove, in a big way.

Then follows a bunch of "You Go, Girl!'s"

But of course someone at DU dissents with this abject nonsense. Distracting from Plame-Gate? Why would terrorists want to do that?

No, a much more sober DUmmie has a much more plausible theory: American "Rovian" neocons hatched this plot themselves to distract from the Downing Street Memos.

If you'd struck the word "distract" from the leftist vocabulary for the past four years, what on earth would they have had to rant about?

Everything's a "distraction" to them from the One True Issue: We should be in power, goddamnit. Why are you all too stupid to understand that? Let's keep our eyes on the ball, Sheeple. Power. In. Our Hands. Stopping fucking about with these silly fictitious so-called "terrorist" related issues.


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You wonder what kind of people fall for the Nigerian General / Million dollar bank transfer scam. Wonder no longer.

Posted by: Dman on July 7, 2005 03:13 PM

Developing Story :

London Suicide Bomber was recently released from Gitmo

dang, let me guess, Bush blamed for releasing terrorists? Damned if you do...

(see http://www.homeland securityus.com/ comments filter won't allow me to put the URL in)

Posted by: Ring on July 7, 2005 03:30 PM

If that's true it's gonna be a shitstorm

Posted by: brak on July 7, 2005 03:38 PM

I really wish that this kind of batshit insanity still surprised me. Really, I do.

Posted by: Sean M. on July 7, 2005 03:48 PM

What's with all this talk about bombings and civilian casualties in London? DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON? Let's get back to things that will help us defeat islamofascism.......like what Karl Rove might have told a NY Times reporter!!!!

(well, duh, SARCASM)

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 7, 2005 04:01 PM

Gosh. It's just too bad the press didn't have this crucial info about Karl Rove before the last election.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Dacotti on July 7, 2005 04:05 PM

I was wondering how long this would take.

Yes, moonies, the media firestorm surrounding the tremendous amount of irrefutable evidence against Rove is so damning that something had to be done.

I mean, just look at what's been uncovered so far:

Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on July 7, 2005 04:13 PM

Trolling the DU is like sneaking into a meeting of the double naught spy club.

Posted by: The Ugly American on July 7, 2005 04:20 PM

Trolling the DU is like sneaking into a meeting of the double naught spy club.
Well wheeeeeeeeeeee, doggie! DUers ain't smart enough to be a double-naught spy, and I am insulted by the comparison.

I'm'onna sic Ellie Mae and Miss Jane on you.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine on July 7, 2005 04:44 PM

Sean M.

I really wish that this kind of batshit insanity still surprised me. Really, I do.

Take it from someone who really is often genuinely surprised by the rabid insanity, behavior and beliefs of Liberals:

It don't help!

But prayer does.

Posted by: 72 Roman Catholics on July 7, 2005 05:58 PM
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