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July 06, 2005

And In Trespass-By-Trickery Bear News...

Supposedly -- and I'm dubious -- a bear has learned to trick his way into households by knocking on the door.

They believe the 35-stone brown bear probably learned the trick while nudging a door to get it to open.

Experts speculate the nudging was mistaken by the owners for knocking and that the bear, pleased by the outcome, repeated the tactic.

The Loknar family from Gerovo in western Croatia said the bear had knocked at their door three times and they were now refusing to answer the door.

Well... duh.

It gets worse: the bear is actually a Jehovah's Witness, and has come to 1) pilfer your honey-jars and 2) just "rap about Jesus."


posted by Ace at 07:26 PM
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"Candygram"

Posted by: Eric on July 6, 2005 07:31 PM

Eric, you're right, the bear's obviously a fan of SNL! Lol!

Posted by: BrewFan on July 6, 2005 08:20 PM

When the bear raided the kitchen, did it indicate whether it found the porridge to be too hot, too cold, or just right?

Posted by: SJKevin on July 6, 2005 08:30 PM

I have no problem imaging him butting his head against the door x3.

Posted by: on July 6, 2005 08:39 PM

Candygram !! ---- Not just for Land Sharks anymore .

Posted by: dougf on July 6, 2005 08:41 PM

YOGI: "Boo Boo? Jeez, I haven't thought of him in years. Well, since I came up with this great gig I really don't need a sidekick any more.......so I sold The Boobster to Pfizer for animal product testing. I probably should have waited for the smack to wear off before I cut the deal; those bastards sure saw me coming, and I'm still pissed that I only got a ham sandwich and a half-eaten bag of Munchos for that sycophantic little bastard."

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 6, 2005 10:16 PM

Damn you to the firiest pits of hell, Eric. When I clicked on the comments link, I was so excited about typing in, "flowers!" or "landshark!" The anticipation was palpable. Little did I know...

Vile! Gobsmackingly vile!!!

Posted by: Charles on July 6, 2005 11:03 PM

It gets worse: the bear is actually a Jehovah's Witness, and has come to 1) pilfer your honey-jars and 2) just "rap about Jesus."

Just make the bear say the "Pledge of Allegiance" before you'll listen to his pitch. He'll go away.

Posted by: Rocketeer on July 7, 2005 09:42 AM

Let's just pray that bears never learn to do an Ed McMahon inpression. Imagine your depression when you figure out that you're being eaten instead of winning the Publishers Clearing House 10 Million Dollar Sweepstakes.

Posted by: Bob Hawkins on July 7, 2005 12:18 PM
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