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June 29, 2005
I Blame Those Crafty Jews: Economic Growth Much Better Than First EstimatedAnd yet the MSM keeps fretting over the lower initial figures and never really gives prominent mention to the higher official figures. The economy logged a solid 3.8 percent growth rate in the first quarter of 2005, a performance that was better than previously thought and a fresh sign the expansion is on firm footing. Oh, and job-creation numbers are always initially low-ball, too. Doesn't stop the MSM from seizing on those first numbers, though, while always studiously avoiding the upward revisions that come later: Although economic activity is solid, job creation is choppy. Employers boosted payrolls by just 78,000 after a hiring spurt of 274,000 in April. May's job gain was the weakest in almost two years. Economists offered various reasons for May's slower job growth, including the toll of high energy prices. They'll be adjusted up to 150,000+. But then we'll have no economists offering reasons for the "brisker than originally reported job growth." It will be buried, as usual. Thanks to the FatKid. Because You Demanded It... Kim Richards cheesecake-cowbell after the jump. For the Ladies Update: Just added some beefcake to the post, for those who want a pic of a sexy man to go along with Kim Richards.
-- There, there, darling. Later. Right now you have to dance, dance for my pleasure. And, For The Women, I Give You:
Mmmmm... if only I could telepathically move that ascot aside... Beneath that sunflower yellow ascot I detect ripped pecs of Khan-like definition and bulk... Khaaaaaan... Take me, Khaaaaan....! posted by Ace at 01:50 PM
CommentsYou're all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers, babies! Posted by: lauraw on June 29, 2005 01:52 PM
Bastid! LOL Posted by: lauraw on June 29, 2005 01:57 PM
Ace, I thought you promised to upgrade the standard Kim Richards cheesecake-cowbell to the Justine Bateman model...not that I'm complaining or anything. Posted by: Rocketeer on June 29, 2005 01:59 PM
Hmmmm... yeah, I say a lot of things when I'm drunk. I'll google for some good Mallory-era pics of Justine. Posted by: ace on June 29, 2005 02:02 PM
And what would it take for a little Hugh Jackman? What, do I have to go to the Cotillion for that? :) Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 29, 2005 02:05 PM
O wow. Posted by: lauraw on June 29, 2005 02:07 PM
Well, don't hold yer breath, Laura, I don't think Ace'll give his chick posters what they want. :( Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 29, 2005 02:11 PM
Charles Nelson Reilly??? Well, it's not hugh Jackman, but it IS more than I expected, Ace. It's nice to know where your Comfort Zone limits are in terms of posting beefcake. But it's a start, it's a start...how about Rowan Atkinson next? ;) Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 29, 2005 02:15 PM
How about Roger Ebert? Posted by: ace on June 29, 2005 02:18 PM
Is that all your loyal female readers get?!? Sondra K wouldn't treat us this way ... Posted by: carin on June 29, 2005 02:18 PM
I think that's more of a neckerchief than an ascot. Just saying. Posted by: brak on June 29, 2005 02:20 PM
I'll give you the kid who played the older brother on The Wonder Years, but that's as far as I'm willing to go. Posted by: ace on June 29, 2005 02:20 PM
How about a baby picture of you, ace? Anything nude will do. Posted by: on June 29, 2005 02:41 PM
How about Roger Ebert? What, are you kidding me? He's a freakin' LIBERAL. I actually got into an email fight with one of his editors over his review of "Team America" fer cryin' out loud. Hugh or Rowan may be liberals, too, but they're not Americans so who cares? Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 29, 2005 02:48 PM
Ace, very un-pc of you. You need to blame it on the neo-cons. Posted by: Gerry on June 29, 2005 02:51 PM
Charles Nelson Reilly. I like that guy. Don't know why, just makes me laugh a little everytime. I know he's a punchline and all, but still, something about him cracks me up. Hollywood, give him a role. The annoying neighbor. Something. Posted by: Ray Midge on June 29, 2005 02:54 PM
Hugh Jackman's a liberal? I'm guessing he's not. Posted by: ace on June 29, 2005 02:54 PM
MMMMmmmm Cuddling with Charles Nelson Reilly... What's not to like? Posted by: lauraw on June 29, 2005 02:56 PM
Hugh Jackman's a liberal? I'm guessing he's not. I have NO clue. And I'd rather he not say so he can frolic through my daydreams unimpeded. And naked. Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 29, 2005 03:00 PM
Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 29, 2005 03:45 PM
LOL, Dave, how do you find these sites? Shatner would be some very nice beefcake, too, but it's got to be from the series before he lost it...or from the (sucky) first movie where he was lookin' RIGHT. Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 29, 2005 03:57 PM
Ace you bastard!! You lured me in.."ah finally he's going to give us girls a little something" (Note I didn't say "throw us a bone") And then, ugh! I am tramatized. This is just horrible. Where do you get your vodka again? Posted by: Lipstick on June 29, 2005 10:00 PM
In the words of Charles Nelson Garrison: Posted by: Sue Dohnim on June 29, 2005 10:04 PM
I love it... Employers boosted payrolls by just 78,000 after a hiring spurt of 274,000 in April. May's job gain was the weakest in almost two years. Aren't these the same people(the media) who only 7 months ago were talking about how many jobs we have lost... now they are dissing the job numbers by pointing out that almost 80,000 is the lowest monthly growth in 2 years! They must at least have a hunch that very few people pay attention to them or they wouldn't so blatantly contradict themselves. Posted by: Dave on June 29, 2005 10:22 PM
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