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June 23, 2005

Eu Ninnies Fret About Real "Death Star," AKA "The Sun"

Obviously these people aren't busy enough:

An EU directive that could force bosses to make daily risk assessments about the strength of the sun is being debated this week in the European Parliament. If it is passed, all employers with staff working outdoors would need to look every day at the levels of radiation to which their employees could be exposed and devise an action plan to minimise health risks.

The directive, which applies to all forms of optical radiation, is designed to control workers' exposure to ultraviolet light, visible and infrared radiation, and lasers. The Forum of Private Business said yesterday that the proposed directive was 'unworkable and absurd,' especially for smaller employers.

I guess it was only a matter of time before the EU smarties got around to addressing "the Big Yellow Murderer In the Sky."

Is it just me, or have people worked outside for, oh, let's say around 100,000 years (depending on when actual "people" evolved) while managing to protect themselves, more or less, by using a little prudence?

Next on the agenda: The precise specifications for EU-approved Big Floppy Wide-Brimmed Hats To Keep The Sun Off Your Face And Shoulders. The brim should be no shorter than 20cm and no longer than 30cm, because with brims longer than 30cm, you run the risk of the wind blowing the hat off your head and sending it flying like a big shuriken made of straw.

And the EU can't have that.

What would be fun is to have a small committee of EU bureaucrats making these sorts of annoying rules for other EU bureaucrats only. That would learn 'em the fundamental idiocy of their never-ending quest to get up everyone's nostrils and piss the living bejesus out of them.


posted by Ace at 01:25 PM
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It was really only a matter of time until the-sky-is-falling ninnies turned into the-sun-is-rising ninnies.

Posted by: 12" Saturday Night on June 23, 2005 01:30 PM

I believe it was the great industrialist and philosopher C. Montgomery Burns who noted that "since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."

Posted by: marc on June 23, 2005 01:33 PM

Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun

Damn it marc, you beat me to it with that quote

Friggin hilarious. Maybe the should just stay indorrs curled up and sucking their thumbs until the almight EU tells them what to do

Posted by: brak on June 23, 2005 01:39 PM

Not that I read the post, or the link, but $5 says this type of legalese makes it into their Constitution. That thing seems like nothing other than a ruse to make EU lawyers more money.

Posted by: fat kid on June 23, 2005 01:40 PM

If there is anything for which the EU can be counted on, it is their abilitiy to micro-manage the lives of its subjects.

Whether it be making sure the straightness of the bananas in your stores are correct, or whether your employees are subjected to too much sun, they'll be there to fight for you with their legion of red tape.

Posted by: DelphiGuy on June 23, 2005 01:47 PM

As the Great American Bard once said, "the sun's not yellow, it's chicken!"

Posted by: Jack M. on June 23, 2005 01:52 PM

You know, I could see it if they were talking about implementing some kind of heat stress program, which is danged important. Anyone who has to work in 120 degree weather, or has to work where it's just 70 degrees in a fully encapsulated suit, or foundry workers and such.

This does not appear to be the case with the EU however.

Kalroy

Posted by: Kalroy on June 23, 2005 08:18 PM

How about some kind of EU Directive forcing people to make daily risk assessments while they are at the beach as to the danger of summertime heat on older relatives? Seems that might have saved a few thousand lives in some EU country a few years back.

Posted by: Scott on June 23, 2005 11:19 PM

And, yet, they are completely unwilling to even consider the possibility that observed climatic change may be a result of natural variability of said "Death Star".

What asshats.

Posted by: Dave S on June 24, 2005 01:34 AM

and you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking,

and racing around to come up from behind you again

Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 24, 2005 10:30 AM

>What would be fun is to have a small committee of EU bureaucrats making these sorts of annoying rules for other EU bureaucrats only.

Unfortunately, it's the other way around -- the EUrocrats live lives that are mostly immune to the effects of the crazy rules they pass.

Posted by: Scott Campbell at Blithering Bunny on June 24, 2005 06:06 PM

well, lessee... if the 'bosses' are responsible for the very bodies of the workers, then they must own the workers' bodies which means.... aak

or, they could work at night?

or we could ship our illegal lettuce pickers over there for 'em?

Posted by: W.E.Todd on June 26, 2005 03:35 PM
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