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June 09, 2005
Pelosi on Dean [John from WuzzaDem]Let me start by apologizing for that mental image.. Moving on: According to to House minority leader Nancy Pelosi: "The fact is that the Republicans are trying to make a lot of hay out of Governor Dean's remarks because they are failing to meet the needs of the American people," she said at a press conference. Excuse me one second please. AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Almost done. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! I feel much better now. Classic Pelosi. And of course, Dean's story is: "I think a lot of (the controversy) is exactly what the Republicans want, and that's a diversion," he said. Now, I'm not saying that most Republicans (myself included) don't enjoy seeing the mad doctor taking one foot out of his mouth to make room for the other, but who's making an ass out of himself over and over and over again? And who didn't know that Dean was going to be a disaster as DNC chair? And to top it off, apparently he's not brining in the crazy donor money for the Dems. Any bets on how long he'll keep his job? ![]() [Cross-posted at WuzzaDem.com] posted by Ace at 09:38 PM
CommentsUmmm, Nancy? Little tactical hint: When your enemies respond to one of your decisions by high-fiving each other and doing the Happy Dance, you MIGHT have made a mistake... Posted by: DaveP. on June 9, 2005 09:49 PM
Good God man! I know it's supposed to be a funny Alfred E. Neuman thing but that poster is the most frightening thing I've seen in a long time. It's like Orwell's Big Brother with a bad haircut. Posted by: jmchez on June 9, 2005 10:21 PM
There has to be a method to the madness, right? I have to wonder if this is some sort of grand theater in which he portrays himself as so batshit crazy that the eventual nominee will seem rational by comparison and be able to say "Not only am I centrist, I'm pretty much the only one who can keep this guy in check." It's tough to do, but Bush has done that with the radical religious side of the Republican party. If you look at what he's done and said, he's not nearly the wild-eyed zealot he's made out to be. So it can work, but only if the eventual nominee is effective at appearing Democratic, but not too Democratic. Meanwhile, Dean can keep shoveling out that red meat to the true believers. Of course, it's much more likely that they're all a bunch of elitist paranoid nutbags. Never attribute to conspiracy that which can be attributed more easily to mere incompetence. Posted by: Steve in Houston on June 9, 2005 11:29 PM
Good point, Steve. Don't forget, it was Harold Ickes' endorsement that ultimately put Dean over the top in terms of votes. Until then he was "iffy" at best. So essentially, Dean got the job with the help of the Clinton camp. That makes your theory all the more interesting, considering Hillary's recent moves to the center (with the occasional Gore-style rant thrown in to keep the DUers happy). Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on June 9, 2005 11:37 PM
Sure it's Dean and Alfred E. Newman. But my second thought was: what if Dennis Kucinich had a child with himself? Posted by: Tim Higgins on June 10, 2005 01:08 AM
Eeewwww! Now I'm going to have nightmares. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on June 10, 2005 01:13 AM
If Pelosi is right, then the Dems must think Bush is incredibly effective. Posted by: Phil on June 10, 2005 06:55 AM
I think some people are giving the Democratic Party far too much credit. They put Dean in charge because he represents what they have become: a hyperbolic, tantrum throwing clique of far left rich adolescents. Hopefully the American people will continue to see that shrieking like a cat stuck in a blender every time a press microphone is near your cake-hole does not indicate any degree of seriousness. The GOP can act like a carnival of asses sometimes, but at least the majority of them are grown-ups. Posted by: UGAdawg on June 10, 2005 08:18 AM
I was listening to the afternoon commie radio show yesterday and a caller said something like this; "...they think they voted for this man because he's a good guy, and because they like him. But they don't understand that he controls them through fear, by whipping up their fear...they hate gays and immigrants and that is why they like him....blah blah blah..." Many people on the left actually believe that I voted for Bush because I'm a bigot. Incoherently reacting out of fear, not a rational thought in my head. Same thing they said after the election, nothing new here. This spinning of what Dean said is wishful thinking on their part. They are reacting as if we are trying to shut the guy up, when actually we want to give the guy his own cable channel. Dems, you WISH we'd shut him up! Not gonna happen. And if he is saying what the American people want to hear, then why the blackout and downplaying of his statements and the ensuing jeers by CBS, ABC, NBC....? Enjoy the ride, the conservative revolution has only just started. Posted by: lauraw on June 10, 2005 10:18 AM
Posted by: lauraw on June 10, 2005 10:32 AM
Perhaps the proposed Dem strategy isn't really a strategy (as it they MEAN to posit an '08 contender as moderate compared to the loonies), but that doesn't mean that it can't happen in the natural way of things. I mean, '08 is a long time away and a lot can happen to a party's leadership in that time. 3.5 years is plenty of time to realize that they made a very big yet honest mistake with Dean and correct. Posted by: tachyonshuggy on June 10, 2005 11:16 AM
Howard Dean's Raised Voice Isn't Raising Cash That's it! He's Dead Duck! His days are numbered and too bad too, because as lauraw said: we want to give the guy his own cable channel Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on June 10, 2005 11:30 AM
All the conspiracy theories about Dean taking attention from the Liberals so they can look moderate and then fire him give them far too much credit. They stumbled into this one the way they stumble over everything. The only one who perhaps might benefit from this is Hillary as she continues to try to appear as a centerist. And if anyone is being macheivellian here it is the Clintons for the above conspiracy theory is exactly the way they think, and act. Will it work? No, it is too clever by half and they won't be able to erase the damage done to the party if this guy stays for awhile, which (now that he's not pulling in the $$$$) he won't. Posted by: 72 Hanging Gardens of Babylon on June 10, 2005 11:42 AM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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