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June 09, 2005

Hey Everyone - A Little Silliness To Start Off

Hey everyone,

Zelda here with The Urban Grind. I'm glad to be back here guest blogging. It's flattering that someone thinks I'm "cute." But then again, I'll have to have a word with Ace about the "annoying" part.

Anway, for the silliness, porn star Mary Carey and her boss Mark Kulkis of Kick A-- Pictures will be dining with President Bush at the upcoming 2005 President's Dinner and Salute to Freedom, hosted by the National Republican Congressional Committee.

Both Mary and Mark insist they are regular people:

"I read the Bible and pray every night," Carey told WorldNetDaily in an exclusive interview.
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"We're not the freakish demons people make us out to be," said Kulkis. "I'm not a creep with a coke spoon around his neck. I'm a regular guy."

Let me tell you all something. A friend of mine once set me up on a blind date with a guy who claimed to be the porn star "Myles Longue." There was nothing regular about the guy. If you guys want details, click here.

Anyway, what do we have to show for all this porn in our society? For one thing, some scientists are saying that watching certain variations of it spurs men to produce better sperm. Furthermore, both men and women are getting all kinds of plastic surgery on their private parts. I guess they want to look like some of these porn stars. Ah, the tyranny of it all...



posted by Ace at 02:22 PM
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While you're here, maybe you can fix the link to your site on Ace's blogroll?

Posted by: someone on June 9, 2005 02:35 PM

Hi, I just logged into the site. It looks like I have limited access. But I will email Ace to have him fix the link when he has a chance. But thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: Zelda on June 9, 2005 02:45 PM

Not so annoying ; ) but how are we supposed to know if you're cute or not if there's no pic of you on your site? After all, this is Ace's opinion we're talking about. As best we can tell, Ace is into she-males with big pectorals and even bigger packages. Not to mention we make fun of his opinions all the time.

As for you and the jethro-sexual would be porn star, you were far too easy on him. I wonder if that kind of crap works with any women. Re.tard.ed. One good thing tho, he puts the D&D and Star Wars geeks that infest this site into a much better light. And personally, I don't see what's wrong with diddling yourself in front of company.

The porn star / President Bush dinner - all I can say is 'wow.' People will come up with the craziest shit in order to justify doing what they want. GW needs to politely tell them to fuck off.

Posted by: compos mentis on June 9, 2005 03:12 PM

The world's oldest profession deigning to lecture the world's second oldest profession! There is something very creepy about these two and their mom-and-apple-pie posing. Evil wears innumerable disguises, this ridiculous posing is just another one.

Posted by: 72 Roman Catholics on June 9, 2005 04:17 PM

A few years ago I read a post on the subject of porn by a medical student, who said that one night after work, he figured he'd relax by watching a porn flick. Everything was going fine, until his professional training kicked in, and he noticed that one of the actors in the movie had telltale signs of STDs on his/her body (I can't remember now if it was a man or a woman). He said that completely ruined the intended effect of the movie, which until then was progressing nicely, and after that he couldn't think of anything else but looking at those lesions or swellings, and it just killed the mood stone dead. I suppose it's a dreadful thing, because this actor is a real person with a serious illness that should be taken care of, but I couldn't help finding it a bit funny the way the whole experience turned out to be anything but erotic for that particular viewer.

Posted by: Wanda on June 9, 2005 04:26 PM

hey blog sis! ace specifically said NO PORN POSTS. heh. good work!

Posted by: Jessica on June 9, 2005 05:14 PM

Hey, Zelda!

Mary Carey? Wasn't she one of the many CALIF GOV
candidates in Davis's recall?

Regarding the above post about Lodi, CA....it sort of reads that Lodi is anisolated little community--unless the geography
has changed, Lodi is in the San Joaquin Valley--Fresno, Modesto, etc.........

Any Town, USA is a breeding ground terrrorist link.

Posted by: oldcatman on June 9, 2005 06:08 PM

I wonder if Jeff Gannon will be at the dinner with Mary Carrey.

Posted by: leno on June 9, 2005 06:08 PM

Hey Oldcatman! Thanks for visiting me! Yes Mary Carey was indeed the one who ran for California governor (among many others). She says she still has political aspirations.

Posted by: Zelda on June 9, 2005 06:40 PM

She ran for governor and is a porn actress? Wow, I thought she hadn't done very much since Glitter tanked.

Posted by: Alex on June 9, 2005 09:21 PM
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