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June 06, 2005

He Watches 1960's Anti-Porn Propaganda So You Don't Have To

Watching porn I get. Watching anti-porn? That's just weird.

But Dave from Garfield Ridge links and fisks an old anti-porn film a la Reefer Madness, only more interesting to me, because it's about boobs and not weed.

Dave wants to know how Cthulhu got into the smut business, and what the hell took him so long.

Necronomicon is not a sexy title. Dirty-Footed Sorority Whores-- now there's a title for a madness-inducing arcane text that'll really fly off the shelves.


posted by Ace at 09:49 PM
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I preferred the Dungeon Dykes trilogy myself.

Posted by: SGT Dan on June 6, 2005 10:07 PM

My favorite... Truck Stop Wimmen.

MoS

Posted by: Man of Substance on June 6, 2005 11:37 PM

Noted -- "Necronomicon" out, "Dirty-Footed Sorority Whores" in. Now, how much of the press run can I count on you to distribute?

Posted by: cthulhu on June 7, 2005 12:10 AM

Who knew they had pushup bras back then????

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on June 7, 2005 12:44 AM

RWS -- you might try reading Ovid's "Ars Amatoria" some time. It was tremendously amusing to observe how many of today's issues were just as problematic 2000 years ago. And if they didn't necessarily have pushup bras then (probably for lack of elastic fabric), they certainly had pinup poses.

Posted by: cthulhu on June 7, 2005 02:10 AM

Went browsing and found,

http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0069;layout=;query=carte%3D%231;loc=Ars%201.1

Which has a very fun browsable Ovid.

Sample (at Ars 3.145):
"Let not the nymph with pendants load her ear,
Nor in embroid'ry, or brocade, appear;
Too rich a dress may sometimes check desire,
And cleanliness more animate love's fire,
The hair dispos'd, may gain or lose a grace,
And much become or misbecome the face.
What suits your features of your glass enquire;
For no one rule is fixed for head attire,
A face too long should part and flat the hair.
Lest upward comb'd, the length too much appear:"

2000 years later, he could have written for Cosmo.

Posted by: cthulhu on June 7, 2005 02:53 AM

Ace, are you sure that's cthulhu? Looks more like Dr. Zoidberg to me.

Posted by: Annalucia on June 7, 2005 08:56 AM

Much obliged for the link, as always.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 7, 2005 09:30 AM

Annalucia, maybe a little around the eyes, but nah, Zoidberg was nominally bipedal and pink.
I like how the film calls deviants, deviants instead of oppressed minority interest groups.

Posted by: Iblis on June 7, 2005 10:27 AM

"This moral decay weakens our resistance to the onslaught of the communist masters of deceit."

I hate to be the only real iconoclast here (someone's gotta do it): but actually, our writer is not entirely wrong. Exposing kids to sexual influences too early, i.e., before they have developed outside interests, acheivements, friendships and relationships predisposes them to an unhealthy obsession with sex. And yes "moral decay" certainly weakens our resistance to agression. Since sex is far more important to people obsessed with it, their goals in life revolve around it more than they should and they are more selfish and self-centered and less civic minded than they should be. Think of the Saudi royal family (or many other corrupt regimes), that bunch of spoiled playboys whose attitude is: just let me have my women, my money and my palaces and I'll continue pay off the terrorists who have vowed to kill me.

Unfortunately, our writer is quite wrong about much else which hurts his credability in much the same way that the early marijuana movies destroyed the credability of the anti-marijuana forces who were right about a lot things about marijuana.

Posted by: 72 raisins on June 7, 2005 12:11 PM

Cthulhu, "dead but dreaming" in his house in R'lyeh? Or sitting on the couch eating Cheetos, watching Cinemax until "the stars are right"?

I have to say I'm a little disappointed in the big guy.


Posted by: The Colossus on June 7, 2005 02:22 PM

Kicking back with a fast cable modem surfing German fetish porn is more fun than being "dead but dreaming".

Posted by: SGT Dan on June 8, 2005 10:57 PM
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